the Adventures of Twilestia, BPLLF, the Skype Chronicles
A very fluff Twilight Sparkle walks up to a very fluffy Celestia. Twilight says, "Hey, let's lesbians."
Celestia says, "Why?"
Twilight says, "Cuz I did the science and it says we are very cute together."
"Ok," Celestia says, "but can't we just cuddle?"
"Well, Iguess we can." Twilight shruggs fluffily. "But I wants to lesbian with you because I loves you."
"Oh? That is nice, Twilight. I loves you too."
"Then we can lesbians?" Twilight jumped for happy.
"Yes, but you must promise to tell no pony!"
"Why not?"
"Because I love only you and I do not like sharing you." Celestia blushed. "Also, I really like the freaky stuff."
And so fluffy Celestia and fluffy Twilight lesbianed intothe sunset to cuddle and do freaky stuffs forever.
But one pony was not happy. Sunset Shimmer was fluffy too and she wanted to freaky cuddle too.
The end?
Sunset Shimmer did the hohoho laugh that girl villains do in anime as she stood against the combined lesbianism of Twilestia(Twilight and Celsetia). "You foals! You cannot win! I am greater lesbian than you with my mare-chasing manecut, my moderator status on a LGBTQ community blog and my love of baseball!"
Twilight fell to the ground with a gasp. "She is right! We cannot win!"
"No!" called Celestia, "her lesbian is strong, but together, we are more!"
Twilight jumped up! "You're so domme! I will combine my lesbian strength with yours!"
"W will decorate our apparment in all rainbows!"(A/N: they got an apartment together in manehattan)
"We will own tiny doggies!"
"We will listen to the Dixie Chics and Tango on repeat!"
"We will unite all ponies within our nation of love!"
Light flashed and they did a dance to gether that was very cute and when it was done there stood a single mare: Twilestia, champion of Lesbians with hher pink vibrating double sword!
"Sunset Shimmer! You are going down!"
Sunset shimmer took a step back in the face of the ultimate cuddle technique but she smiled fircely. "The only way I'm going down is if you take me to dinner first!"
"Well then have, at you!" Twilestia charged and they started sexy cuddle fighting!
In the next gripping chapter: They go to dinner! What will happen next???