DISTASTEFULL

by Chienne1


What hard luck

Soarins jaw dropped in disbelief, his hooves trembling. As a look of realisation crossed his face. His emeraled green eyes, which were usally filled with pride and confidence were now filled with shock, question and uncertianty.
feelings he rarely felt, creept up on him like a thief in the night. As he began to question weather he would be keeping his job.

The Sonic Rainboom, something that had took him years of training as a wonderbolt to master. had now just been performed by the newb, within five seconds of joining the squad.

His thoughts were suddenly clouded as the mare who had prefomed the elaborate stunt walked out of the cloud of debris, caused by her reckless landing.

she shock off a layer of dirt revealing her cyan coat and rainbow mane.

Soarin tried to look away but, but he couldn't.
Her slim, athletic yet sexy figure. the way her magenta eyes sparkeled in the sun light. how suprisingly plump her wings were considering she was an athlete. and Her mane? Uh! Her mane! the way all the colors of the rainbow fell from her flank like a waterfall, was so visually stunning.

almost putting him at a loss of word because she was just so ... well, hot. as much as he hated that word, mainly because silverlinig used it so often, making the word it self seem perverted. He just couldnt find any other word that fit her so good.

"hey! Nice Flank!" A voice called out
"I'd like to take a bite out of that!" Another voice snickered. causing a uproar of laughter.

Rainbow dash raised her snout in discust and snorted. Her magenta eyes seemed to be tooken a back by such a comment, like she wasnt used to that kind of attention.

Spitfire flaped her wings vigorously clearing the cloud of dust and debris. she placed herself beside Rainbowdash, who was still a little shocked by the rude and profound comments that were made.

Spitfire rolled her brilliant orange eyes in annoyment and cleared her throat loudly. For but a few moments there was an awkward silence amongst the wonder bolts team. Spitfire cleared her throat once more, a devious grin froming across her snout.

"Now that youve all had your fun, lets give this mare a proper welcome."

Their was another roar of laughter. They all seemed drunk off thier flanks.

"I was expecting more... maturity from an elite flying crew but i guess i held my expectations a little too high." Rainbow dash mermered.

"Ha! well i don't know what ponies are like in ponyville, but the ones here are no gentle colts." Spitfire chuckled.

"Well, i suppose ponyvile isnt excacly you're destination for fine lads... I just thought that, well you know... You're wonderbolts.' Rainbow dash sighed with slight dissapointment.

" Hey, I was kidding the pegasi here are very well diciplined and well mannered. Althpough we do like to let losse and joke around sometimes. Don't take it too seriously, if you wanna hang out with a bunch of tight arses then talk to Misty fly over there." Spitfire grinned

"Geez, thanks!" Misty fly groaned, giving Spitfire an annoyed look.

Both Dash and Spit chuckled.

"Anyways, practice starts in 30. Go and get aquainted with some of your new co-workers." Spitfire said. Dash walked into the crowd of pegasi. she alredy knew all of thier names, all she needed to do was talk to one.

Dash walked awkwardly into the crowd of wonderbolts. she felt eyes on her. although most were not looking at her in particular but had let thier pupils wonder to other places...

Finally a yellow pegasus came walked up to her.

"hello! Im Surprise." Surprise shouted.

"why are ypu shouti..." Rainbow dash was about to ask.

"you look familiar." suprise said cutting rainbow off.

"well..."

"I think i know somepony, who knows you." Surprise said scratching her head, confused.

"maybe, but please let me tal..."

"oh! do you know a hoof badge? " she said eagerly.

"N..."

"no? well maybe a cloud casset? "

"n.."

"OH! OH! OH! I've got it! Candy Tail!"

"No, but please stop cutt..."


"who could it be? who could it be? hmmm..."

"PLEASE FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE WOULD YOU PLAESE STOP CUTTING ME OFF! geez, youre like pinkie pie only incredibly rud..."

"THATS IT! PINKIE PIE! you know my cousin!"

"wait! What?... pinkie pies has a cousin, named surprise?"

"Yep, Thats me!" surprise beamed taking off her goggles and mask.

"Wow! you and pinkie bare a striking resemblance!

"We do dont we. As fillys we would always play together." surprise said blushing.

The two mares smiled and continued talking.

Soarin who was staring at them from a far like a moron. tried to build up the courage to go and talk to the rainbow maned pegasus he'd been drooling over for the past 20 minuets. But the mere thought of talking to her made his legs tremble. On top of that he didnt even know her name. What was he suppose to say?

Soarin felt a hoofbrush up against his shoulder. he turned around to see fire streak beside him.

"She's really something, hey soar?" He said with a grin

Soarin's face turned red. "A-a-a-a-a-a I guess. I mean, I've seen better." He stuttered trying to muster up some fake confidance.

"yeah, right." Firestreak chuckeled.

" Yeah, I see girls like her all the time."

" Then why don't you stop staring at her flank and go talk to her!"

"Pfft, easy. I was once got flanked for just saying hi."

"Okay, well then kissing her should be no problem. Right? Hot-shot."

"What?"

"You heard me, And since your so smooth, I bet you'd be able to get a smooch before practice begins."

"what thats like in 15 mineuts!"

Soarin began to panick. he could barley talk to her, never mind kiss her.

Soarin slowley put one hoof in front of the other, taking a deep breath. With each step he took forward, he became more and more unstable. He could feel his stomach tied in a knot. "hi, I'm soarin." soain skweaked barley loud enough for anyone to hear.

"SOARIN!" Suprise yelled pulling him into a bone breaking hug.

"uhh, suprise... nice to see you." He whimpered trying to escape her crushing hug.

finally, suprise let go of him. soarin dusted himself off, checking for any broken bones. He looked up to see a pair of magenta eyes looking into his. looking into his. She gave him a warm smile. Soarin blushed smiling back at her.

"So... What's you're name?" Soarin asked

"Oh silly, you know my name, I'm Surprise! Remember I've been on your squad for 3 years?" Surprise giggled.

Soarin rolled his eyes. "I wasn't asking you, Surprise. I already know you're name."

"Oh, yeah."Surprise blushed

"Hi, I'm Rainbow dash, nice to meet you."

Rainbow dash grabbed Soarin's hoof and shock it. Soarin's hoof started to tingle, her touch was gentle yet firm. For some reason this hand shake, turned him on more than spitfires maid outfit. Anyways, that's another story .

"Soarin" Surprise whispered, nudging his shoulder with her hoof.

"What?"

"You're wings are sticking up..."

Soarin looked backed at his wings realizing, they were as straight as a bored. Soarin's face turned red, with embarrassment.

"I-I-It's not what you think, I swear." Soarin panicked. He tried to tuck his wings in, but they didn't budge.

Rainbow dash put her hoof over her mouth trying to contain her laughter.

"No, no, it's fine." Rainbow dash chuckled.

Soarin, looked around in shock. It was 2 minuets intill practice started and he still hadn't kissed her! And by the looks of it Thats wasn't going to Be happening anytime soon. Not to mention this was super embarrassing, especially in front of a beautiful mare.
Soarin took a deep breath. "It's now or never." He thought to himself.

Soarin leaned over and kissed her. And to his suprise she kissed him back.

"YASS" he thought. Although for some reason sparin didn't feel as good as he thought he would.

After a few seconds He pulled back. But when he opened his eyes it wasn't rainbow dash in front of him but, Surprise!

"OH SHIT."