Twilight, Rainbow and Pinkie: The Three Musketeers

by HarvyDraws


Song and Laughter

Meanwhile after when Rainbow Dash left the musketeers and Twilight Sparkle locked up in Tartarus, Pinkie Pie is tied up in chains by Applejack at a bridge on the far side below the river.

Applejack laughs as she grabs the pink pony "This is it sugarcube. Get ready for your biggest sleep, the river of no tomorrow, the long day’s journey into night" Applejack laughed. Pinkie who is only paying attention to Applejack, she starts to laugh like she's telling a funny joke. For a bad guy's minion, this mare is a funny one.

"What in the hay is so funny?" Applejack asked.

"Wow. You say very funny words." Pinkie giggled to Applejack.

"Say, what?!" Applejack asks Pinkie confused.

Although Pinkie is chained, she somehow manages to lean and trots towards her and started singing.

[Pinkie Pie]

Your hearts of laughter,
Now hold me tight.
Your marely voice
makes my heart take flight!

[Applejack]

You will not change
My minds one smidge.
I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge!

Applejack grabs Pinkie and prepares to throw her off the bridge. But Pinkie manages to turn around, twirling the two and causing the mare to get chained up this time. "You make me laugh, Applejack!" Pinkie giggles. Applejack hears a chorus while looking blankly at the mare who is falling for her.

[Chorus]

Her laugh so sweet,
Her heart so blind

[Applejack]

Poor Pink...poor grunge

[Chorus]

You have to kill her,
Or you’ll change your mind.
So say farewell to the doof!

Applejack grins evilly as she sings once more.

[Applejack]

Farewell!

[Chorus]

‘Cause it’s your duty that she takes the plunge!

Applejack got herself freed from the chains and took out an anvil. She is determined to make sure that Pinkie goes down with the fishes! Applejack ties Pinkie with more chains then push her off the bridge.

While Applejack tries to push the anvil off to end this, Pinkie just kept on singing happily and lovingly.

[Pinkie Pie]

My cowgirl miss,
You charmed my smile.
You leave me utterly beyond control.

Applejack stops her attempts as she listens to Pinkie's words. They sound so...enchanting to her and making her smile.

[Pinkie Pie]

Call me pink,
But one thing’s clear.
Your melodious voices are music to my ears!

Applejack is started to feel happily and lovingly to Pinkie. The cowpony is falling for the pink pony who she was supposed to fall under Discord's orders.

[Chorus]

She’s no Don Juan!
She’s not really smart

[Applejack]

And yet she's touched my little marely heart
She likes my voice…
My pony-like gaze,
Her numbskull chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm,
Has set my heeeeeeeeeaaart!

As Applejack sang the long line to finish the song up, the moon behind the new friends broke into a lot of pieces.

[Applejack]

Ablaze!

Once the song is over, Applejack put Pinkie onto the bridge. The new friends smiles, lightly giggle at each other and hug to one another. Suddenly the bridge begins to crack. Soon it broke, causing Pinkie to scream and the anvil fell downward. Applejack looks shocked. The former villain quickly tied the chains to a stand on the bridge and jumps down, yelling, "I'm coming for you Pinkie!" Pinkie stops falling, hanging from the bridge. Applejack meanwhile lands on the chain with the anvil. "Hurry, sugarcube. You don't have much time. Your friend Twilight Sparkle is in dire peril" determined Applejack.

"No she isn't, silly! She's in the musketeers!" Pinkie exclaims happily, missing what Applejack's saying.

"Ah mean she’s in danger" said Applejack.

Then the stand that held the chains broke. They all scream as they fell towards the river below. It was at this moment, Rainbow Dash is using a rowboat to make her way out. She sigh’s a bit of sadness. She felt bad for leaving Twilight "I'll be a musketeer," she mumbles. "When ponies fall from the sky."

Rainbow hears screaming and looks up to see Pinkie and Applejack falling right at her.

Rainbow screams and tries to row faster, but it's too late. They all impacted into the boat, sending everyone right into the water.