Chapter 2
Flashback time
Once I arrive at the train station I then hide under the train station. I then look back on my past to think about my past.
[Flashback 1000 years and one dimensional jump]
I am driving car with my brother in shotgun. I'm dressed as black suit Spiderman while my brother is dressed as Squirrel girl. As I park at comicon location parking lot Me and my brother get out of the car and go into the convention building. Once inside we then split up since we each had our own agenda we only car pooled. As I walked around the convention center I looked around at the shops seeing if I saw any gear I liked. While walking I came across a stall with a guy who I figured was in the spirit of dressing up for the con, since he was dressed as the Merchant from Resident evil 4. I walk up to his stall to shop since if anyone is willing to dress up to while being at a con to sell might have great goods.
The merchant said, "What can I do for you Spiderman, perhaps you might be interested in my wears." The Merchant sounds identical to the Merchant for Resident Evil 4 which completely Impresses me.
I then say, "First thing's first, I love your costume and the skill at doing the Merchant for RE 4 voice."
The Merchant said, "Thank you Spiderman and may I ask what version of Spidey are you symbiote black Spiderman post Symbiote black suit Spiderman?"
I then answer, "Welcome and I'm Black spider suit after the Symbiote is removed"
The merchant said, "Good to know, maybe I could interest you in a set of new Web shooters and maybe a belt to go with it, what do ya say?"
Not wanting to agree to something without knowing the details I ask, "How much and also could I buy other goods from you too?"
The Merchant said, "600 for the shooter and 150 for the belt, see anything else you want that you like?"
I look at the other stuff in his wears I notice cool things from games I like,but nothing strikes my interest, but maybe the get a free cat girl card, but I didn't want to fool myself into losing money on something that will not happen in my lifetime and the Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider look. I then say, "if I buy the web shooters so I get web fluid if so how much?"
Merchant sighs most likely never to have dealt with such a careful buyer at a convention, "Yes, 90 cartridges worth of web fluid. Now you going to buy it or waste more of my time with questions?"
I then start to thin over some things as I look at the stuff and see a cute black cat plush to which I ask, "yes, one last question can I get that cat plush too?"
Merchant said, "It will be free if you just buy the damned Web Shooters and Belt deal?"
I nod and pull on of a pocket in my costume which has my MP3 player, my wallet. I pull out the necessary payment amount and give it to the salesman. Who then gives me the stuffed cat and the web shooters and belt.
After I walk away with my newly gotten stuff I put the web shooters on one at a time as to hold my stuff and not lose it. When I finish putting on my belt I then black out holding on tightly to my stuffed cat since well I got it for free and I'll be damned if I'm going to lose it when I merely blackout.
Once I wake I happen to notice a few things one my vision is obscured by a cat the black cat I had bought, but in its place was a real cat. I then in confusion pet the kitty, I also hear snoring coming from the cat . I also hear in the background hear giggling of a girl. This causing me to sigh since well it seems that I am going to be the butt of everyone's joke.
Then a different voice say, "Well it seems the hero we summoned is a bit tied up at the moment I say we help him out right sis?"
The first voice which was just a giggle said, "Of course dear sister We agree with you that we must help our champion we summoned to fight Discords, needs help getting his cat off him since cats don't like to be moved when they fall asleep." I roll my eyes, but choose not to argue since I need more information before I make any assumptions and give snark. I soon feel the cat moved off of me. Sighing in relief I stretch and look around. Confirming that I thought that I was in Equestria. Once I look behind me the sight of Princess Luna and Celestia. Once I see them I then bow since well they're royalty and even if I'm american I still would show beings that could send me to the moon or vaporize me some respect.
I then say almost like as if it were programed into me., "Hello, I am The Spider Man."
Luna said, "Glad you introduced yourself champion. I am Princess Luna"
Celestia said, "I am Princess Celestia, and I must apologize for interrupting any personal time you were having with your lady, but we needed a champion to fight Discord our foe who is the god of Chaos's champion. The reason we want to beat him is that he is Destroying our home of Equestria which is where you are right now. Please will you help us, we promise to send you back."
I nod and say, "Sure, but who is Discords Champion?"
Celestia said"It is himself. We do have an ace, but we need to have someone beat him down so he is weak enough for them to imprison him."
I then smile and said, "Ok, but can you watch my cat Venom for me?"
Luna said, "Ok Spiderman."
Celestia said, " ok let me lead you to where Discord is so you may do battle." As she leads on out of the room. After Kitten let's go I follow Celestia to where she is leading me.
I get lead to a battle arena to which I enter it for the reason that I am to battle there might as well me ready and beat the gun for the announcement of my arrival. The battle arena is dirt pit and at one end is...wait is that batman? In my confusion Discord voice comes from batman and said, "Fear me for I am Batcord" he then laughs and shift back to his mixed jigsaw puzzle self.