Twilight, Rainbow and Pinkie: The Three Musketeers

by HarvyDraws


Discord's Next Plan

Discord looks displeased as he kick the door down in his lair in a angry mood. The villain found out that his dog minions has failed in the kidnapping...and to make matters worse, the ones who stopped them...were the same idiots that he chose to be Fluttershy's bodyguards in the first place!

"I have a problem!" Discord scowls angrily. "Those idiots are apparently tougher than I give them credit for!"

The Diamond Dogs are being punished by being hung out to dry...literally! Applejack is hanging the three on a line.

Rover looks up and ask his boss "right, so?"

"So stop hanging around!" Discord yells furiously, making them all yelp a bit. "Okay, change of plans. We're going to have to do the switcher tomorrow night at the opera!"

The poster is seen once more...and as before more singing is heard. Discord looks at it then groans. That little song is starting to be a bit irritated.

"That little ditty is starting to grow on me." Discord mumbles a bit. He turns his attention back to the Diamond Dogs. "Listen up. To get to the princess...we’re gonna have to pick those girls off one by one!"

It was nighttime the next night as the new musketeers are on guard duty. After what happened earlier, they can't afford to let what happened to Fluttershy happen again.

Fluttershy is in her night clothes, smiling happily as she draws a doodle of herself with Twilight and what she believes would be her true bodyguard. Rarity is using magic to assist her princess with her mane.

"Ah...Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle." Fluttershy said thoughtfully. She then gasps in realization. "Say, Rarity! She's purple and I got a pinkie-purple like mane!"

"Well, it must be destiny" Rarity said with a shrug. "Good thing, destiny doesn't control my heroic life."

"What makes you say that?" ask Fluttershy.

"Well, check me out. If destiny does control my life, I'd be stuck with that rainbow Pony with a Female Name."

The two mares giggle a bit while Rarity did an imitation of Rainbow. Rarity stops giggling to speak.

Meanwhile Pinkie was guarding the door, looking around suspiciously while saying, "Hup, 2, 3, 4. Hup, 2, 3, 4. Why am I'm the only one here saying 'hup, 2, 3, 4'? It's funny saying 'hup, 2, 3, 4.'"

Suddenly Pinkie hears the door creaking open, making her yelp while saying "Yikes, bad guys!" The mare got her sword out and stood in attention. "Okay, who goes there?!" Just then the pink pony saw a shadow of a familiar purple unicorn. 'She' begins to speak rather squeakyish, "Attention, Musketeer Pinkie Pie."

"Twilight, is that you?"

"Yes, Musketeer Pinkie Pie! I am in need of your assistance."

"You sure are talking funny." Pinkie said.

"Oh, well, I ate some peanut butter." 'Twilight' said quickly to Pinkie. "Got some more and I’ll show you where that is."

"Oooh, peanut butter! Let me have some, let me have some!" Pinkie dashes off in excitement. She wants so much to have some peanut butter. Pinkie kept on following the shadow. 'Twilight' appears, saying happily "hey, over here!" She quickly follows the shadow, unaware that she's leading the palace. Once outside, Pinkie looks around for the Shadow that appears in an alleyway. "Follow me, Pinkie!" Pinkie saw the shadow and follows it into the alley. But have she did not realized that the shadow was being made by Applejack who has a decoy of Twilight’s head and making a shadow of herself near a lamp, chuckling cruelly. This is one way of getting rid of dumb musketeers and a few extras.

Applejack speaks in Twilight’s voice "hey Pinkie, you are almost there." Pinkie catch up to the shadow, only to end up stopping at an alleyway. "Hey Twilight! Where are ya, buddy?" Pinkie ask. "I want some of that yummy peanut butter that makes you sound funny!" Suddenly Pinkie saw a huge shadow appearing, causing her to turn around...only for her to be knocked unconscious by a huge mallet held by Applejack, sending her right to the ground.