New Human

by MyVodka


10) Talking Ponies?

Twilight and Seamus are outside, in the lunch area. They sit inside one of the benches, papers spread out all over the table. Twilight has an angry look on her, as do Seamus. They are dressed in suits, with each carrying a small suitcase. They are all alone, except for a few yard duty, as they argue.

"Explain yourself!" Twilight yelled out to Seamus.

"I told you, I did not murder him!" He said, defending himself.

"Lies! You did kill him! You used a butcher's knife to kill him in his own home!"

"Blasphemy!!" He bursts out, "I would never kill Mr. Johnson! He is my boss! What intention do I have to kill him?"

"You killed, Mr. Johnson, on the account of greed! You knew he'd give you half of his fortune to you!"

Seamus smashes his fist down onto the bench, papers fly all around, "Lies! You're full of it! How would I know that Mr. Johnson would give me his money? What if I.... Fuck, line!" He calls out to someone.

A man with a camera comes towards the two kids. "God damn it, Seamus. You always forget your lines... How are we gonna get a good grade if you always fuck up the lines?"

"Sorry, Nick. I'm tired." Seamus admitted. He brings out a 2 liter coke from under the bench, sipping straight from the bottle."

Twilight is disgusted, "Wow, are you really drinking straight from the bottle?"

Nick places his camera down onto the bench, picking up the papers. "Yup. That's Seamus for ya... Fucking black hole in his stomach."

"Are you implying he's fat, Nick?"

"No. I'm saying that he eats like a fucking pig. Disgusting and dirty."

"Shut up, Nick." Seamus said, laughing afterwards then stopping in the middle.

The teacher walks up to the three kids, surprising the. "Okay guys! Five more minutes before you guys are done recording!"

"Don't worry, Mrs. Pam." Nick picks up the camera, "We're almost done. We just need bloopers."

"Ok." Mrs. Pam goes back inside her room.

Nick looks directly towards the other two, "Alright, we need to finish this scene and then bloopers-- Seamus, put your pants back on." He sees Seamus changing his suit pants into his jeans.

"So Nick, what's after 4th period for you?" Twilight asked Nick.

"Ah, I got Ms. Gadbut. Such an annoying bitch."

"Why? I heard she's cool."

"She hates our class, she rolls her eyes and hates on us--Seamus, put your pants back on, damn it!."



Seamus and Twilight are walking home after school, holding a subway bag. May took Seamus' car so they had to walk home. They talk about their day and mess around in the nearby playground. Seamus forgets that they are needed home and quickly runs home, so does Twilight.

A mysterious car is parked in front of the house, literally. The car was in an upright position with the left front wheel popped. The lawn and sidewalk had tire tracks and the concrete steps are broken. People walk by the accident as if nothing had happened, no police, nor ambulance. "Hmm, I'd like to say May had something to do with this.... but she's not on her period." Seamus commented.

"Period?" Twilight asked.

"Er... Uh... Never mind."

"Seamus, how are we gonna go to the front door?"

"Pull through.." The two of them enter the car through the passenger side. They scoot themselves to the other side of the car and exit the car.

"You guys know that you can go through the garage, right?" A voice called to them. It was May, talking with a familiar person. "Girls and Seamus, this is... Lyra.."

Twilight gasps, "Lyra?!" She wore May's shirt, replacing the other clothes.

"Twilight?!" Lyra responded, "Is that you?"

"Y-Yeah... I..."

"Never expected to see another pony here?" Lyra said, finishing her sentence.

"Y-Yeah... And..."

"How did I get here?"

"...Yeah"

May looks at both Lyra and Twilight, "I'm guessing.... you two've met?"

"Yeah," Twilight said, "I... I guess I have some explaining to do."

"Yup." May said. "I'll call everyone else..."

"Everyone else?" Twilight asked.



Everyone is inside the kitchen, drinking tea and hot chocolate on the table. Seamus places the tea kettle on the table with a few cups around. Everyone is waiting for Lyra to come downstairs from her shower. Everyone talks about Lyra.

"So..." Kevin said, "There's this new person that's living with you guys?"

"Eeyup." Seamus said.

"Well, aside from Twilight living with you guys, who else is living here?"

"Didn't you guys see the car? Still parked outside? In front of our porch?" May said.

"Literally?" Phil asked.

"Literally..." May confirmed.

"Damn... Must've been on her period." Kevin rudely commented. The boys laughed at his comment, May splashes the tea onto Kevin's face. His face turned serious as the tea burned his face, not showing emotion. "...Thanks Babe.."

"Your welcome, love." May said, sarcastically.

Lyra walks downstairs to the kitchen. Her green and white hair flowed as she combed her hair. She wore some a green tank top and Spongebob pajamas. "Hi!" Lyra stuck her hand out to Kevin and Phil. "The name is Lyra. What's yours?"

Phil and Kevin shook her hand, "Hello Lyra. We're Philip and Kevin, we're friends with Twilight." Phil said.

Kevin sips his drink, "So, I hear you and Twilight are... ponies?"

"Yup!"

"Your serious?" Phil asked.

"Serious. I'm a pony."

"Ok."

May is surprised at how serious they took the situation. "What? Your serious? You guys are seriously believing her without questions?" She ranted.

"Well, I can't ask to such a pretty face." Kevin said to Lyra.

May places her hands onto her face. "God Damn it, Kevin..." May takes Seamus' cup of tea and splashes onto Kevin's face again. His face did not twitch from the hot tea.

"Ain't gonna work. I'm almost immune to pain, honey." Kevin said to May, confident of his word.

"Really?" Lyra pinches Kevin on the cheek, he did not move a muscle to the pinch. "Wow! Your true to your word."

"See? Told ya."

Twilight pounds her fist onto the table. "Guys! We're going off topic here. Aren't you guys at the very least skeptical about us?"

"Yeah, just ignore Kevin, he's just a bother." May added.

"Okay... Twilight! I guess we'er already past introductions... Do you have any proof you two are ponies?"

Lyra places a book onto the table. The book was old and had mysterious texts on it. "It's an old book of ancient spells that us ponies can't use. These spells were used during the Battle of Dragon Hill."

"Dragon Hill? You sure you didn't make it up?" Phil said.

"Yeah, Dragon Hill. We used dangerous spells against some Griffins who wanted to conquer Equestria. This was before Princess Celestia's reign."

Seamus clears his throat, "Hmm... Sounds like a legitimate reason to have one of these."

"Oh yeah, Twilight." Lyra called to Twilight, she pulls out a scroll from the book. "A letter from the Princess."

Twilight is surprised at scroll. "Wow! I can't believe it! This even has Princess Celestia's seal."

"She told me to give it to you. And use it if you don't really believe me that I'm Lyra. Read it, it's most urgent."

Twilight opens the scroll, she reads aloud the message. "'Dear Twilight, I have heard you have gone missing and have heard that you are in the human world. As you might have already known, in the human world, there is no way for you to use magic. The only way you can return home is if we gather enough ponies to think of a way to bring you back. Since you guys are here....' We have to gather as much information as possible?"

"Yup. We have to. Princess Celestia said so."

"Oh no... I don't know how to collect any data."

"What about that journal?" May reminded her.

"Oh yeah!" Twilight was reminded of her journal, "We could use that to collect data and what we know of humans! Thanks May."

"Don't mention it... I guess."

"So, I guess you two are actually ponies?" Phil asked.

"Yup." Both girls said.

"Alright, seems legit, I believe you."

"So, all of us agree that they are ponies?"

"Agreed." Everyone said.

"Ok! May ordered pizza and alcohol for the party. She also bought salad for you two, since you can't eat meat. Is that ok with you?" Seamus said.

"Sure!"



30 minutes after, the doorbell rang, May opened the door. It was the delivery guy, he wore a red uniform and a fanny-pack with a hat. He carried ten boxes of pizza, four salad bowls and had a nasal voice. "Hello ma'am! That'll be $34.90!" May gives him a thirty-five dollars, with him keeping the change. She takes the pizzas off of him and closes the door as he walked away.

"Pizzas are here!" May shouted.

"Huzzah!!!" Everyone else shouted, beside the ponies*.

May walks up to the ponies, "Ok, I know you guys can't eat meat, right? I ordered a couple of salad bowls for you, is that alright?" The ponies agreed to the decision. Seamus takes a few boxes and opens one, "Seamus, don't take the whole box, you fatass!"

"Kevin, turn on the radio." Phil ordered. Kevin turns on the radio, its on 102.4, the Box, which plays classic rock and love songs. The station played a love song, which Kevin started to dance with May. "Damn, never knew you were into May."

"What? I can't have fun with my ex?" Kevin said rhetorically.

"Sheesh, can't believe Kevin dated your sister, Seamus." Phil said to Seamus

"I know.. But at least she was happy." Seamus walks over to Twilight, "May I have this dance?" He said, to Twilight, she blushes.

"Certainly." Twilight gave her hand to Seamus as they danced.

Phil and Lyra sit next to each other as they played a game of Texas Hold 'Em as they eat. The whole night, they spent dancing, eating and having fun. As they burned the midnight oil, the fun died down around 3:29 at night. Spike walks downstairs from Twilight's room.

"*yawn* Oh man, what's with all the ruckus?" Spike sees Twilight sleeping on the couch next to Seamus. Kevin and May kissing in one corner of the kitchen, with a couple of bottles of alcohol. Lyra and Phil talk about instruments and watched music videos of bands on YouTube. The time was 3:39. "Nothing out of the ordinary!" Spike goes back to Twilight's room and continues to sleep.



Side Notes

*If I ever refer to Twilight and Lyra, or any future ponies that come to the human world. They will be referred to as "The Ponies".