"Well, it all started at the Florida Airport." I began to explain. The group had a confused look on their faces. "Uh, if anyone has any questions, just raise your hand, uh...I mean hoof. Suddenly all of their hoofs shot up. I got taken back by the sudden movement.
"Okay, you the pink one." I said.
"Her name is Pinkie Pie." Twilight said. I slapped my hand on my forehead. "Something wrong?" she asked.
"No, I'm fine," I answered. "Okay, what's your question."
"What's an Airport?" Pinkie asked.
"It's where we go when we want to fly in planes." I said.
"Wait, first off, you have to go some where to fly. Second, what's a plane?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"A plane is like a giant metal bird, but humans ride in it, it doesn't flap its wings, and it's not alive. It flown my humans. Also yes, humans can't fly on their own because they don't have wings like you or Fluttershy." I answered.
"That must suck." Rainbow sighed.
"Anyway, I was reading a magazine." Twilight quickly raised her hoof. "It's like a book but different. Like, it tells you the news and other things." I quickly answered.
"In the Airport, I had to go through many metal detectors, which is slow and annoying." I continued.
Spike raised his hand, or I guess claw in the air.
"Yes?" I asked.
"What's a metal detector?" he asked.
"Well it detects metal, like...like." I looked around but couldn't find and metal, until I remembered something.
"Spike, can you get off of my bag for a sec?" I asked. He nodded and jumped off. I quickly opened it and began searching.
The group were curious to see what's inside and began to try to look inside.
"Aha!" I yelled and pulled out my phone. "It can detect this if I had it in my pocket." I held out my phone to let them see. They all wondered what it was and would touch it with curiosity.
"What is it?" asked Apple Jack.
"A phone, it's how we communicate with long distances." I said.
"You mean you don't send out scrolls?" asked Twilight.
"We did back a long time ago. Though that was before we had technology." I said.
"Okay, please continue." she said giving a go ahead wave
"Okay, I'll skip most of the boring stuff of walking around to the plane, but on the plane. It was heaven! The seats were comfortable like you wouldn't believe!" I said.
"More comfortable than a cloud?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I wouldn't know, maybe." I said.
"Is there anymore to your story dear?" Rarity asked.
"I guess, I can't remember much after I got on the plane. Sorry." I said.
"Well then I have a question. Do all humans dress like you?" she asked, obviously not liking my clothes.
I looked down at my clothes. Wearing what I usually wear, jeans, a red t-shirt and a black zipper hoodie over my t-shirt with the zipper open.
"What's wrong with my clothes?" I asked.
"It just looks too...um...plain." she answered.
"Well to answer your question, usually no. Many people wear what they like to wear. The clothes come in different sizes for different ages or size of people. I'm 18, so I wear large teenage clothing." I said.
"No way! I'm almost as old as you!" Pinkie jumped up with a joyous look on her face.
"So you girls are...17?" I asked.
"No, she's a year younger than us." Twilight answered.
"So you're 18?" I asked again. They nodded.
"I'm almost 19. Actually, tomorrow I will be. I was going to celebrate once I got to L.A." I said leaning back.
"What's L.A.?" Rainbow asked.
"It's a place on Earth. 'L.A.' is just an easy way of saying Los Angeles." I answered. Suddenly I noticed that Pinkie was gone. "Uh, where's Pinkie Pie?" Everyone began looking around to see where the pink pony went.
"She must be out getting a party ready for Wyatt's birthday." Spike said.
"The would explain it. Ah have never seen a pony more obsessed with parties." Apple Jack said.
"Well let's go get her." Twilight said. They stood up and then I stood up. Now that I was up close, I could see that they do come up at the height of my stomach.
"Let's go find Pinkie." Fluttershy squeaked. I nodded in agreement and started walking to the door. I didn't pay much attention while walking which caused me to slam my forehead on the top of the door. I heard a few giggles coming from the group. I cracked a smile and bent down so that I could walk through the door.
"Now where did that pony walk off to?" Twilight asked, probably to herself. I looked around when I noticed all eyes were on me. Many were exchanging whispers to each other. "Has anypony seen Pinkie Pie!?" Twilight asked loudly.
Everyone stopped whispering and began to exchange looks and start to spin around to see if Pinkie was somewhere near.
"Hang on. I think I might know where she is." I said. I starting walking in one direction. The crowd of ponies opened a path as I walked through . They would stare up at me, being the tallest person, or creature, in Ponyville. I stopped in front of a tall Gingerbread house. I opened the candy door to find Pinkie shooting...wait a second! Is she shooting out balloons, party hats and table cloths out of a freaking cannon!? And how did I know that she would be here?
"Hey, this is supposed to be a surprise party silly!" she yelled when she saw me.
"Trust me Pinkie, I'm already surprised." I said. She quickly grew a grin, ear to ear and started bouncing around. I felt a buzz in my pocket and pulled out my phone. It was on low battery. I clicked a button which made the warning fade away. Revealing a paused episode of My Little Pony. Everything came together in a instant.
"Holy crap! I'm in the world of mlp!" I shouted.
The mane six quickly came inside. "What's going on?" Twilight asked.
"How can I be so stupid to not see it sooner. I'm a fucking idiot!" I continued to yell.
"What's wrong Wyatt?" Rarity asked.
"I just realized where I am now." I said.
"Yeah, you're in Ponyville silly." Pinkie said.
"Not that, but I just realized I'm in Equestria!" I yelled.
"How did you know that this is Equestria?" Twilight asked.
"You wouldn't understand if I told you Twilight." I said.
"Oh shoot! Twilight!" Apple Jack shouted to her friend.
"What's wrong?" Twilight asked.
"We forgot to get our stuff from the picnic!" Apple Jack answered.
"Oh! I totally forgot about that! Wyatt, could you help us get our stuff gathered together. Then we can talk about what ever you yelling about before." asked Twilight.
"Sure." I said nodding.
"Great, let's go." she started to walk up to the hill where the had their picnic. I was walking behind the group when Rainbow Dash and Spike walked up to me.
"Hey Wyatt, sorry about being mean to you before. We thought you would hurt our friends." apologized Spike.
"Yeah, we were kind of being jerks to you before." added Rainbow Dash.
"It's all good guys. No harm done." I said kindly. I stopped and held out my hand for a hand shake. Spike was the first and reached out his claw and did a hand shake. Surprisingly, his scales didn't seem to hurt, just pinch a little. Then Rainbow reached out her hoof. I took me awhile to figure out how to hand shake with a hoof. So I wrapped my fingers around her hoof, which was furry and soft and did a hand-hoof shake. "Let's go help the others." I said and jogged up to the rest of the ponies.
They picked up plates with their magic and mouths, which I had no idea how the could balance cups on them. They must have powerful jaws. I took the liberality to roll up the picnic blanket and swing it of my shoulders. We placed everything except the blanket in a basket. We began our way back down the hill when Spike suddenly held his gut. Oh here we go.
He belched out a green flame which changed into a scroll wrapped in a red ribbon. The funny thing was that it hit me straight in the forehead, the same spot where I hit it on the door at Twilight's house. The friends giggled as I caught it in mid air.
"I guess you should read it Twilight." I said handing the scroll to her. She picked it up with her magic and began to read the letter.
Spoiler Alert: Here come the part with the Royal Wedding
Dear Twilight,
I'm sure you're as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot.
She looked up from the letter and made a confused face, "Wedding?" Then made a small grin,
I will be presiding over the ceremony but I would very much like you and your friends to help out with the preparations with this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like you and your song bird choir to provide the music.
Fluttershy had a happy grin and said, "Oh my gosh, what an honor."
Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.
Suddenly, Pinkie began to do cart wheels around everyone and yelled "Hooray!" in front of Spike and me.
Apple Jack, you will be in charge of the catering reception.
Apple Jack placed a hoof on her chest and said "Well color me pleased as punch." I had no idea what she just said, so I just went with it. Rainbow Dash couldn't help but yawn.
Rainbow Dash, I would very much appreciated if you could perform a Sonic Rainboom as the Bride and Groom complete their I Do's.
Rainbow stuck her hoof in her mouth and jumped up to yell "YES!"
Rarity, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the Bride and her Bride Maids.
Rarity had a shocked look on her face. "Princess Celestia wants me to..." she began twitching with excitement, "wedding dress...uh...for a Canterlot wedding?" she began to lose balance as Fluttershy tried to help her, but she ended up falling to the ground with a smile ear to ear across her face.
As for you Twilight, you will be playing the most important role of all. Making sure everything goes as planned. Se you all very soon.
Yours,
Princess Celestia
"Hey, why don't I get a job?" I asked.
"She doesn't know that your here yet." Spike said.
Twilight began to look at the letter and reading it over, flipping it to the back to find something. She then rolled it up and said "But, I don't understand. Who's getting married?"
Spike held is gut again and out came another letter. Twilight grabbed it and unrolled it.
Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...
Twilight gasped, "My brother!"