My name is Scootaloo and I am a pony.
I was 20 years old.
I am browsing through my collection of Rainbow Dash stories
Cheerilee comes in and tries to take them away.
I call her a whore.
She leaves the room and I hide in the closet.
I open the drawer and take out my autographed Rainbow Dash poster.
I pray to Rainbow and pass out.
The next day I wake up.
I go to Cheerilee's room.
Her body is open and filled with blue feathers.
There is a note.
It says to go outside.
Rainbow Dash is outside on a floating rainboom.
"Who wants a flugelhorn?"
I hop on and we fly away into outer space.
We land on a Dash planet where everything is Dash.
I start a new life and marry Dash.
We have crazy pegasus sex with rainbooms all over my flank.
We have many fillies.
We name all of them Spitfire.
At night when my children are asleep I whisper to them.
'Dash is love." I say, "Dash is life."
fin.