Pinkie's Dimension Gun

by Lavenderheart


Rainbow Dash hates new dimensions

Rainbow Dash stood up weakly on her...hooves? No, these aren't hooves...
She had paws?!
"Pinkie, where are we and why do I have pa-"
Then realization hit her.

"Oh no."
"What's wrong, Dashie?!"
Rainbow looked up to see Pinkie Pie standing before her. "What's wrong," she stated firmly, "is that we're CATS!!"she shouted.
Pinkie laughed. "I know!! The DG works!!"

Dash was about to yell at her until she heard a familiar voice.

"What the hay?!"

She turned around to see a pony- no, I mean CAT standing there as well.

"Cheese Sandwich? Is that you?"

Cheese looked at his paws. "Not quite as I remembered..."
"Cheesie!! You're back!!" Pinkie rushed forward to give the "stallion" a big hug.

Pinkie froze. "Wait a minute. How did you end up here?!
"Cheese smiled slightly. "Well, I had just finished with a party in Fillydelphia, and my Cheesy Sense wasn't going off, so I figured there wouldn't be any parties to plan, at least not anytime soon. So, I...well, decided to come back to Ponyville to visit you, Pinkie."

Cheese was blushing slightly, and so was Pinkie, as he continued on with his story. "By the time I got there, I decided to find you. However, I saw you talking to Rainbow, holding that."
He gestured to the DG.

"I wondered what was going on, so I went to check it out. Suddenly, I saw you press something, and then we were gone and now we're here." Cheese finished.

"Fascinating."mumbled Dash, with a roll of her eyes.
Pinkie jumped up and down. "Okie dokie lokie, now that we're all here, we can all have fun with the DG!!"

Rainbow Dash shook her head. "No way Pinkie. I'm going home."
She grabbed the DG and searched for a button that said "Pony."

There was none.

"PINKIE PIE!!" Dash screamed. Startled, Pinkie jumped onto Cheese's neck for protection.

"Rainbow, don't scream at her like that." Cheese said.
"Why wouldn't I?!" Rainbow shrieked. "There's only one button!!"

"The dimensions are random..."said Pinkie in a scared tone of voice, still hanging around Cheese's neck.

Rainbow glared at her. "Great!! Just great!! We'll probably be traveling through dimensions YEARS before we get back to Equestria!"

Cheese looked at her. "Dash, that's enough." Rainbow looked at the DG. "Fine. But we're finding a way out of this." She pressed the button, and they were gone once again.
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"What the?!"
Rainbow looked at her fur...wait- that's not fur.

"What are these?!" Rainbow asked, wiggling the things that were on her hooves...no, these weren't hooves at all.

She pulled on the giant piece of cloth that hung on her chest. "What's this?!"

Dash looked at Pinkie and Cheese, who were going all over the place. Great...they're probably gonna screw something up if they continue going crazy like this... She thought.

She pressed the button with one of the things sticking out of her "hoof" and they were off.