My Life as a Changling

by rainbowPOOTIS


Prologue

You've probably met me before, you know that guy at the bar who sits in the back and never talks to anyone? That's me. I've always had a knack for blending in to the point where its become a joke to say I'm secretly Asian and a ninja. (no offense meant) Anyways, I've always been an avid Brony, and honestly, ever since watching a Canterlot Wedding, I've sympathized with the changelings. (except Chrysalis, she was a total b**ch who deserved to be sent to the moon)

Anyway, I was sitting on the couch at home watching a Canterlot Wedding part 2, when I saw headlights coming up the lane from my window. 'Weird, nobody ever comes up here, its a dead end.' (with my house at the end) Turning back to the show, it had gotten to the part where Shining and Cadence blast the changelings away with a wall of love.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

I whip my head around, only to see, to my horror, the care from a few seconds earlier barreling straight towards me

"Well fu-"

*CRASH!*

Now most people think dieing is extremely long and painful, its not, its like getting the entire current of a nuclear reacter pumped through you briefly, then nothing...