Big Mac walked down those halls with a brave & confident face! Nothing would stop him, he felt indestructible!
"Big Mac, are you ready to win the title bout?"
"Of course! Also, Claude really has to learn to control that idiot son of his! He deserves what I'm going to do to him!"
"If you say so, but watch yourself, do not let the popularity get to your head!"
"Coach, I'm only doing this to prove I'm not weak! I can easily tone those ponies and other creatures out."
"Good sir!"
Then they finally arrived to the ring.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
"It's time for the title bout of the Minor circuit!"
"Dang straight Ember, does Big Mac have what it takes to beat this handy stallion?"
"Alright you 2, listen here! Claude, no puppets!"
"No promises sonny Jim!"
"Big Mac, bash this guy in once for me, because Snips ruined my flowers last week! I was going to give them to Rarity!"
"Hey, Snips apologized afterwards!"
"Yeah, but then he did it again the next fracking day! That's why we're not friends anymore! He's acting this way because he doesn't want me to get a girlfriend before him, and it is extremely unlikely he'll get a girlfriend!"
"Whoa, get a load of this, before we introduce the fighters, it seems that the ref is getting into a heated argument about something!"
"Alright, alright, alright! I understand already! My son is the biggest moron out there, but don't blame me or my wife! Let's just get the show on the road!"
Spike then signaled that the announcers could finally introduce the fighters.
"Oh, that's our cue Black Kirin, finally! In this corner, world famous puppeteer, father of Ponyville's village idiot Snips, and former leader of the now disbanded 3 Stooges, give it up for, Puppet King Claude!"
Then everyone pulled out pitchforks, torches, and bills for damages Snips caused!
"Your son broke my bus!"
"Your idiot of a son ruined my garden!
"You're a reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllly goooooooood parent! Oh, and just in case he inherited his stupidity from you, I was being sarcastic!"
"Geez Luis! Is the audience mad! Now, in this corner, the Red Dynamo, the One Who Should Always Stay Silent! The Stallion who has shocked the WVBA...it's Big Mac!"
Then everyone threw flowers, held-up signs with Big Mac's face on it, and began popping fire crackers.
"Round 1, fight!" Spike declared!
Claude held his right fist up to his face, then tried to punch Big Mac, but missed as he dodged! Then Claude held-up his left fist to his mouth, then Big Mac dodged! Then Claude raised his fist, and opened his mouth! That gave him the perfect opportunity! Big Mac hit his face! Then Claude's shorts fell down! Which caused audience to laugh.
"Holey Moley!" Then Claude pulled-up his shorts!
"Bwahahaha! That has never happened before has it?"
"Yep, *Snicker!* Oooh boy Black Kirin!"
Then Big Mac began punching continuously for 10 more hits! Then Claude blocked, and countered, but Big Mac quickly blocked!
"Claude was so close!" Commented Black Kirin
"I know, he was about to actually hit Big Mac for the 1st time!" Commented Ember.
Then Claude went in for a hug attack! He threw a puppet at Big Mac, but Big Mac jabbed it in the face, shattering it!
"Aah, you destroyed my puuuuuuuppeeeeet!" Then he raised a fist up to his face, then he went for the punch that was blocked by Big Mac, then Big Mac left hooked right after! Getting a star!
"Why I outta!" Then Claude was jabbed in the stomach! Worried that his shorts might fall down again, he adjusted it, but was then hit again, receiving a star then Big Mac repeated the previous process when he got him earlier! That's when Big Mac was blocked after his 10th hit again! Claude was going to use a punch till the bell rang! Then both boxers went back to their corners.
"Dang! surviving a round with Puppet King Claude?"
"Ember, I believe he just did the impossible!"
"Well, let's just see how he's gonna beat Puppet King Claude in the next round!"
"Dad!" Snips said worried.
"Relax son, I'm wearing him down!"
"It looks like you're getting whooped!"
"(Now he decides to think!) Don't worry, your old man still has some tricks up my sleeves!"
"Big Mac, you're doing marvelous, you have to keep-up the pressure! I think he's about to fall!"
"If you say so, but I just wanna tell you, if he's such a great boxer and puppeteer, why can't ponies just ignore his son's ADHD?"
"It doesn't matter how many great feats you go through, if you're a bad parent, then you're hated even more than your kid!"
"Well, if me and Cheerilee ever have kids, well Fancy Pants, you can bet your tail I'll make sure he or she will be raised so right, that Equestria will know me as a legend and worship him or her as my legacy!"
Then the bell rang!
"Finish him off honey!"
"You got it Cheerilee!"
"And here's round 2!" They announced.
"Round 2, fight!" Spike declared.
Then Claude went for a double pound, but Big Mac quickly intercepted it! Sending off! Claude got angry because Big Mac knocked his hat off! He tried to do it again, but Big Mac simply dodged! Claude raised his fist, then the process was repeated and then hooked Claude as he pulled his shorts up, getting a star! Claude felt that his shorts were a little loose, but then again, don't they ever learn? Because as Claude tried to adjust his shorts, Big Mac got his 3rd star! Then Claude started flaring his nostrils and his ears started firing out steam!
"I recognize that sign!"
"Yeah Ember, that means it's time for Claude to use his curtain call surprise! Curtains fly all around the the perimeter of the ring, the opponent will have no idea where the opening is, and then Claude jumps out for a devastating surprise attack!"
"Oh-no, is this end for him?"
"Have faith in your husband, he will be fine!"
Then the curtains covered the ring! Then began rotating continuously! Big Mac had to focus like the warrior who had to fight blindly, he closed his eyes, waiting.................................................................................................................................... He could hear Claude's footsteps! but he couldn't make out where they were coming from, he had to focus harder, that's when a puppet attacked him from his 9'o'clock, but Big Mac shattered that one as well! Then from his 3'o'clock, another puppet, which he then shattered!
"(This Big boy is impressive! But now I'm gonna do something that I have never done before with this move!)"
Claude levitated himself up to the top of the curtains, then let his weight make him fall fist 1st towards Big Mac, he noticed the shadow speeding towards him! Big Mac then jumped and used the 3 Star Uppercut! Then the curtain burst to pieces, letting everyone see Big Mac punch Puppet King Claude right outta the building, and all the way to Fillydelphia! The Audience jaws dropped, then the camera panned to the announcers, who's jaws have dropped as well! Then the camera pans us to a split screen of Spike, Cheerilee, and Snips with dropped jaws! Then we pan to Zorak, Brak's co-host from Cartoon Planet, he stopped clicking the buttons on his game controller, then his eyes turned their attention to the reader with his usual not caring face! Then the camera pans back to Spike, who shook his head away from the shock!
"Knockout!" Spike declared.
Then the crowd, except Snails roared with amazement!
"In my one whole week of announcing boxing...Black Kirin, that was...oh my Celestia!"
"Yeah, that has never happened before! Knocking the opponent all the way outta here!"
"Big Mac, that was amazing!" Cheerilee said, as she jumped and Big Mac caught her.
"Ha, ha, ha! I've never seen a title bout that spectacular since mine against the champion of my time! Now thanks to all of your hard work, we can now advance to the major circuit!"
"Thanks coach!"
"Big Mac, that was awesome!" Spike told him.
"Thank you Spike, I couldn't have won without your guys' help!"
"Big Mac, Big Mac!" called Shutterfly. "Smile over here!"
"Eeyup!"
Then the news printed a newspaper where the headline picture was Big Mac with fancy Pants, Cheerilee, and Spike!
"What in tarnation?" Applejack said after reading the paper. 'So that's where he's been disappearing to everynight since monday night, oh he's gon' get the chewing out of a lifetime!"
To Be continued!
Next Time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge Episode 2: Major League Drama!