It was the next night and Big Mac was ready for another attack! As Big Mac was heading down the hallway, he saw Spike leaving the bathroom.
"Phew, ready for another match?"
"Eeyup Spike, you know I am!"
"Well careful man, you're going-up against your ex's 3rd boyfriend!"
Big Mac then thought back to when him and Fluttershy were in love! It was an amazing time...until Fluttershy realized how unmanly he was if you took a good look past his muscles and see his hobbies! Fluttershy broke-up with him and went to Bulk Biceps! Then Fluttershy saw how unmanly Bulk was, and went to Iron Will, who has no femininity what so ever! But Big Mac was lucky to know that Cheerilee still loved him even during his time with Fluttershy, and Big Mac married Cheerilee ASAP! Also, it was the greatest choice Big Mac ever made, nopony could ever tear these 2 apart! Applebloom received nothing but straight A plus pluses through her tutoring, and Granny Smith had somepony to talk to when him, A.J. and AB were working the fields. Winona liked her, and A.J. was friends with her back when they were kids! Everyone loved her! She was the 1st to not mind Big Mac's girly interests. Now, for the next fight! Then Big Mac entered the ring!
"Aaaaaaaand welcome back to another match of the WVBA!" Announced Ember!
"Tonight, we got ex-boyfriend vs current boyfriend!" Announced Black Kirin
"Holy Celestia, say what?"
"Yep, tonight in this corner we got the stallion who was once a dog during Discord's return! The stallion that was once the one and only male Ponyville pimp till Spike & Caramel came along, and I say male Ponyville Pimp, because Rainbow Dash attracts a lot of mares, but any waaaaaaay, give it up foooooooooooooor! BIG MAC!" announced
Then everyone cheered!
"Aaaaaaand in this corner! The very assertive minotuar! He's the current boyfriend of Fluttershy! He trains ponies in the art of being more assertive, but if you're satisfied you have to pay your fees or get beat down by him and his goats! It's Iron Will, or in the ring, Iron Kaiser!" Announced Ember
Then everypony booed and hissed!
"Your assertiveness training didn't help at all, those kids are still picking on my son!"
"Your assertiveness training didn't work, that giraffe lady and centaur lady are still molesting my mouth with their long tongues!"
"You suck as an assertiveness trainer Iron Will! I want my money back!"
"Alright you 2, time for a good clean fight, and Iron Kaiser?"
"What do you want tiny?"
"If you attack the audience again, they will execute you for being too violent and unstable!"
"Don't worry, Iron Will can now tone them out and pretend they are not even the..." Then cans and bottles were thrown at him.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guards, take the members of the audience who throw trash into the ring!"
"Yes sir!"
Then it was time for round 1 to begin!
"Round one, fight!" Spike declared.
Iron Kaiser went to his right, twitched his head, but before he could go in for the right uppercut, Big Mac countered, then Big Mac obtained a star! Now he went in for the counter attack!
"Gah! Listen hear, I bet you're only beating me like this because you still haven't gotten over your break-up with Fluttershy!"
Then Spike Gasped, and the audience followed after!
"Ooooooooh! On-no he didn't!"
"I believe so Ember! He just went there!"
"Look, I can help you, just throw the..." The Iron Kaiser took a hard one to the face!
"No, you look! Me and Fluttershy made-up and we are still friends, so shut-up! I've gotten over that, and as you can see over there! I now have a loving wife!" Then he punched Iron Kaiser while his attention was directed to Cheerilee!
"Whoa! I guess Iron Kaiser saw all former couples as enemies!"
"There is no bad blood between me and Fluttershy, we will always be friends, do you hear me you big jerk!?" Then Big Mac received a 2nd star, but that's when Big Mac knocked down Iron Kaiser down!
"1...2...3...4...5..."
"Hahaha, that wont work!"
"Come-on, come-on, fight!"
Iron Kaiser tried to attack with a left jab, but then Big Mac dodged!
"Huh?" Then Big Mac went in for a right jab, left hook, right hook, left jab, to the stomach!
Then Iron Kaiser blocked his face! Big Mac tried to break through, that's when Iron Kaiser decided to use his special!
"Black Kirin, I believe Iron Kaiser is going to use his Assertive Break Through!"
"Indeed Ember, with this attack, he pushes away someone trying to block, then give the opponent one big punch to the rib cage! But if the opponent isn't blocking, then he just attacks real hard! Also, this attack cannot be countered!"
"HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!"
Then Big Mac dodged, and then used a combo of left hooks to the chest, and right jabs to the face! Then Big Mac received a 3rd star!
"Ooooooooh!" Both announcers said.
"Another stunning comeback from Big Mac!" Black Kirin commented!
"Oh-no, he's beaten my best move!" Then he blocked his face! "Mommy!"
Then Big Mac used the 3 star Star Uppercut on Iron Will! Iron Kaiser stiffened, then fell to the floor!
"TKO!" Spike declared!
Then Cheerilee and Fancy Pants got onto the ring to congratulate Big Mac.
"Excellent show boy!" Fancy Pants complimented.
"You were great honey!" Cheerilee added.
"IRON WILL!" a shrill voice cried!
"Oh, uh...Fluttershy, hey there!"
"Cowering and Calling for your mommy, I can ignore those unmanly traits, but to think that Big Mac would suffer from something that happened a long long time ago, that is the most unmanliest thing I have ever witnessed! Seriously, you didn't think he wouldn't get over that? Hmph! Good bye, this relationship is over!"
"Wait, Fluttershy, we can work this out!" He said while chasing after her. "Please babe, I love you!"
"Oh dang, talk about adding insult to injury am I right Black Kirin?"
"Dang straight!"
"Only one more fight and you'll be taking on the champ of the minor circuit, ready for more my finest pupil?"
"Eeyup, no complaints!"