Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra.

by trahzo


Ch. 13: Dolly Lover!

Veetrix & Luna finally made it, and met-up with a napping Deezutra.

"UNCLE!"

"Veetrix & Luna? Hmm? Nephew, tell me, why are you crying?"

"I lost all of my men! I lost friends!"

"Don't cry child, their deaths were not be in vain, for they fought hard! That counts!"

"B-but I abandoned them just to be defeated by Panzer!"

"It was a personal thing between you and a formidable foe, I understand, I had to abandon a bunch back when our world was being destroyed, but I was able to defeat the monster who ended it all!"

"You really think I can beat Panzer?"

"Yes, now let's go!"

Meanwhile...

"Next is...Smarty Pants? But she's a doll, you know what? Never mind, let's see how it'll work."


One night, Twilight decided to take out her childhood toy. I say toy, because she only saw Shining Armor as a friend, Spike was just her slave, Princess Celestia was her teacher, and Princess Cadence was her babysitter! Yeah, those 3 weren't your friends even though they all loved you, what a bitch! Anyways, she took a good look, remembering all the good times they spent together, then she cuddled it!

"I wish you were real."

Meanwhile in Canterlot Princess Celestia was just about to go to sleep until she heard her Number 1 Student's wish.

"Just this once Twilight, I'll grant your wish because you make me the proudest mentor ever." Then she had her horn create a super powerful flash! "Oh great force of Equestria that allows life & magic, please give this doll the ability to live just like other ponies!"

Then a flash as bright as a supernova flashed, causing a golden aurora!

"Have fun with your new friend Twilight!"

The next day, Twilight woke-up to 2 smiling faces! One belonged to Spike, while the other one belonged to...

"S-Smarty Pants?"

"That's right Twilight!" Then she gave Twi a hug

Yep, Smarty Pants turned into an average sized mare, with her doll form's cutiemark, eye color, fur color, Mane & Tail style, and shorts. To add to this, she is very smart, because as you can see, it's evident that she tutored Spike, allowing him graduate University in only 10 seconds flat, fast enough to see Twilight wake-up.

"Yay, my wish came true!" She then returned the hug! "So, do you wanna play?"

"Sorry Twilight, but now that you're all grown-up, I'm now gonna spend my time with Spike, until he becomes all grown-up! Then, it's the next kid in the Sparkle Family."

"(Well, I did try to hand her down to the CMC it would make sense seeing her as a hand me down heirloom!) Oh, alright! Have fun Spike! But would you like to hang out later?"

"Totally Twilight, you're my best friend, but you know, I want to know Spike better, because it'd be very awkward if we lived in the same home, but weren't close!" She said while nuzzling Spike without warning. Even though, he still hugged Smarty Pants back. Then they all heard a grumbling.

"Tee-hee, guess it's time for breakfast."

"Come-on Smarty, time for you to learn how great food is!"

"Yay, sounds like a wonderful experience!"

So Spike made breakfast.

"Aaaaah, do I love making food for lots of people! For ladies, Daffodil pancakes, with a glass of orange juice each, for moi, Assorted Gems, and finally for the Owl, bird seeds and worms!"

So they all dug in, but Smarty Pants didn't like the taste of Pancakes, and was very curious about Spike's gems. She stared straight at him drooling. Spike then took notice.

"Something wrong Smarty?"

"Can I have a gem?"

"...sure." Then he gave her the gem. "Once you finally give-up trying to crack it, I'll..." Then he heard hard crunching!

"Mmm.......gems are yummy!"

"Well, guess I'm now making to 2 bowls of Gems instead 2 plates of pancakes every morning."

"Hey Smarty Pants, you sure you wanna eat gems? I don't think eating gems is safe for ponies, and I don't think eating something as hard as rocks is safe for your teeth."

"That's future Smarty Pants's problem Twilight!"

"That's the same thing Spike told me when I was visited by future Twilight causing me to go paranoid and ignore my parental duties."

"Great minds think alike." Spike said, while laying down the 2nd bowl of gems next to his seat.

"Yay, I get to sit next to Spike!" Then she hugged Spike again, without warning, and then ate one gem at a time while cuddling Spike. That's strange right? Usually it's the doll that gets cuddled, but since the toy is alive, guess the shoe is on the other hoof!

After breakfast, Spike finished his chores so he could enjoy his time with Smarty Pants. They spent the whole day talking about him, since Smarty Pants used to be a toy, she doesn't have that much about her. Though, she did learn a-lot about Spike, his secrets, hopes, dreams, etc. etc. mother fucking etc.! And after making her own analysis in her head, his eventual confession will lead to something rather horrible! So, thinking back to everything she learned, allowed her to find a way to make him fall for her! Even though they have only just met, she would just love to have him, and experience more things she hasn't done before, and yes, I mean those things.

The Next Day...

"WOW! HOW DID YOU FIND THIS AMAZING PLACE?" Spike was having a figurative orgasm because they were in was a cave lined with glistening crystals.

"I just wanted to you know, give you an award for taking the time for me to learn about you, also you have no idea how hard it was finding this place!"

"And what an award you gave me!" Then he gave her a big hug, and didn't notice her blush.

She let him eat and eat until she found it was a good time to call for him.

"Spike?"

"Yes Smarty Pants?"

"I found a nice hot spring over there when exploring, you wanna take a dip?"

"A crystal cave with it's own secret hot spring? Of course!"

Smarty Pants lead Spike to the hot spring.

"Holy moley, it's huge!"

Spike then jumped and made a huge splash!

"Smarty Pants, what are you wai..." Then he cut himself off as he watched Smarty Pants slowly take her shorts off, yeah ponies don't normally wear clothes, but there was something about what Smarty Pants was doing that made him want to cover himself down there. "Hot damn!"

"What was that Spike? (Got him!)"

"Oh, nothing!"

"Okay, hope you don't mind me removing my shorts, I don't want to get them wet."

"No, go ahead! (No boners don't do it!)"

Smarty Pants lied on her back, pulling off her pants and was giving quite the show for the little guy.

"(Her, her vagi...oh-no my boner did it!)"

After that, she gently went into the hot spring.

" *Sigh!* That feels so good on my skin. Come here you!" Then she pulled him to her! "Hmm?" She pretended. "Is that what I think it is?" She then put her hoof down to have a feel. "Huh, sure feels like it."

"S-Smarty Pants, st-st-stop, if you keep it up, *hard breathing!* "

"Sorry Spike, but after reading the pornographic material under Twilight's bed, I felt great curiosity to experience how sex feels, that's why I brought you here." Spike would've said something if it hadn't been for Smarty Pants cutting him off with a french kiss! "Doesn't this feel great Spike? Getting lucky in a crystal cave's hot spring."

Spike had no complaint, so Smarty Pants just returned to what she was doing, the both of them, alone, in a quiet & hard to find cave! Well, it wasn't that quiet any more from their moaning.


"Ooh saucy! Okay, give Trixie the next letter please!"

*knock!* *Knock!*

"I'll get it!" Said Cloudy Quarts. "Oh, it's great to see you again Surprise, and I see you've brought Pinkamena with you!"

"Hi sorta mom, hey Pinkie, let's touch!"

"Okay!" So they all put their hooves together, and then a great power was given to Panzer, Black Kirin, Fatboi, and Blood Brandy!

Meanwhile...

"Hello, have you seen the man in the wanted poster?"

"No!"

"Okay then, have a good night!"

"Boy, this village is bigger than I thought!" said Veetrix.

"Yep, but one of these houses is bound to have Trahzo!" Said Deezutra.

"(I better find them 1st, and show Trixie how a real host does it!)" Luna thought. "(Oh, and I better arrest Trahzo once I find them...that's important I guess.)" Luna thought.