Princess Celestia was walking down one of the many halls of Canterlot Castle when she stopped to look out a window. She noticed a bit of smoke beginning to move towards Ponyville. A devilishly wide grin began to form on her face.
"I'd know that smoke anywhere. Perfect."
She bolted to her private quarters and when she got there she grabbed a quill and parchment. She quickly scribbled a letter,
Dear Twilight,
Do not fear the smoke that is slowly spreading across your town. It is not a fire, but a sleeping dragon. Do not be alarmed, it is probably harmless, but I do suggest you and your friends take care of the problem quickly. Politely asking it to leave should work, just don't let Rarity near the gems.
Your eternal radical awesome mentor and supreme overlord,
Princess Celestia
Dear Diary,
Today I kicked a dragon in the face, BOOYA! He was huge, but I didn't care! I'm the incredible Rainbow Dash, best flyer in Equestria. Point Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash Equestria
1,215 7
See ya on the flip side,
Rainbow Dash
Update: I accidentally got just a teensy bit scared by Pinkie Pie. In my defense, she makes a really good dragon roar.
Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie
3 1,344,798
(It's only a matter of time before I catch up)
Dear Diary,
Today was just a wonderful day. I was feeding Angel Bunny and noticed a really odd smoke coming from a mountain. It ended up being a huge scary dragon! I was so frightened, but I knew my friends needed me, so I stood up to the dragon and saved the town!
I was even braver than Rainbow Dash!
Fluttershy Rainbow Dash
1 38 37
yay!
Fluttershy
Princess Celestia walked up and down the rows of armed pegasus guards
"You all understand your mission?"
"MA''AM YES MA'AM."
"Good, now go. This is very important, do not be careless."
The guards nodded and took flight towards Ponyville.
One of the higher ranking guards walked over to Celestia, "Princess, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly is the overall objective of this mission?"
"I'm glad you asked, Lieutenant, a dragon was recently staying in this mountain and was so generously driven away by my student and her friends. Now, the dragon left so abruptly and did not have time to take any of his hoard. I think you can see where I'm going with this."
The pony nodded, "But wouldn't he eventually return to claim what is his?"
Celestia chuckled, "Oh, don't worry, that dragon was captured just inside the norther border of Equestria. He didn't have any papers, so our armed guards have placed him under arrest. He'll be deported to the Dragon Kingdom within a week."
"Oh, alright then. I guess that seems fair."
"Well, over the years I've realized I shouldn't be killing creatures just for jumping the border. And oddly enough it was the same year I discover the wonders of booze."