It baffles me, what a complete oaf I once was. Honestly, I shudder to think how I would have fared in my younger years, if Rain had not been there to help guide me along. Likely, I would still be performing parlor tricks for the amusement of the various nobles of the Unicorn Kingdom.
. . .Unicorn Kingdom. How strange it is, to say those words now. How strange it is to think that only a year ago, the three kingdoms were at one another's throats, and now here we stand, under a united front, under one flag. We are one nation, one pony. No longer do we hate simply because we are different. It still confounds me that it happened so quickly. And I must say, that as a guardian and father, I could not be prouder of Platinum and my--
Oh my. It would appear I'm writing in the incorrect journal. Please disregard everything you just read.
I don't know who you are or why you're doing this, but rest assured that when I find you, I'll. . . I'll. . . do something drastic! Let that act as a warning. You will get no more.
Rain's notes: I'm calling you a physician.