Starswirl's Journal

by AlesFlamas


A note to the would-be wizard

I've caught up on your various escapades, and I must say, you've been quite busy. Let me address your misadventures in the order I read them.

Firstly, that chamber maiden you encountered is little more than a half-bit whore. I intend to have a few words with her when I get the chance. More than a few words. Actually, I feel words won't get my message across properly; perhaps I'll just relieve her of her trachea.

Secondly, the adoration you hold for Princess Platinum is truly endearing, and it puts my views of you in a whole new light. A good light, I assure you.

Thirdly, the fact that you have created, tested, and successfully executed a spell of your own design is extremely impressive. As to the matter of your inability to sleep, I believe, based on your previous notes regarding the sleep cycle, that you've simply compacted the REM cycle so far, that you can get a full night's rest in the literal blink of an eye. Of course, that's just a theory. I'm no genius.

Lastly. . . I had my own suspicions about the way you might feel for me. But just as you feared whether or not I would reciprocate, I feared you would reject my love, fearful of what others might think. But it is a relief to read that your feelings for me are as strong as I had hoped. And know that my feelings are just the same. When you have a spare moment. . . there are things I wish to discuss with you.

Sincerely
Love,

Rain

A note from the would-be wizard: Your complete and utter lack for my privacy and personal space is both galling and refreshing.