"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" We all screamed to Derpy as he woke up.
"What?" he asked.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" we all screamed again.
"Oh yeah," he said, "It's my birthday."
"I have some presents for you." I said as I self inserted myself into the story.
"What are they?" He asked.
"One of them is a picture that I spent years making." I said.
"Is there anything else?" asked Derpy.
"There may be," I said, "But I only have 13 more minutes to wright this chapter before I have to go wright a chapter of my other story."
"Why?" He asked.
"So I have the same amount of time on that one as I do on this one."
"Ok." he replied, "What other gifts do I have?"
"I have this." said Twilight handing over her gift.
"What it it?" He asked.
"A compleate encyclapedia on the world of Pokemon." said Twilight, "I thought you'd be needing it."
"And I have this," said Red, "They are crayons."
"Yay," he said, "Now I can draw pictures."
"That's what they're for?" asked Trainer Red, "I guess that's why they always tasted weird."
"I got you this." said Brock, handing over his frying pan.
"Why?" asked Derpy.
"You can use my trusty Frying pan as a Drying pan." said Brock.
"Thank you." said Derpy.
"I got you a dead mouse." said Absol.
"THANK!" screamed Derpy.
"You are welcome." said Absol.
"This is the last gift." I said as the last gift was brought to him.
"We worked together to get you this gift." said Evvee.
"It was very hard." said Lucario.
"What is it?" asked Derpy.
"A master ball." said Eevee as he gave it to Derpy.
"THIS IS GREAT!" screamed Derpy.
"WHAT!" screamed red, "HOW'D YOU GET A MASTER BALL!"
"Why would we tell you?" asked Lucario, "It's our business, not your's."
"I'm gonna kill you." said Red.
"No you aren't." said Lucario.
"AND WHY NOT!" Red screamed.
"Because the author can't wright that in just 4 minutes." replied Lucario.
"He is right," I said, "I can't wright that in 3 minutes now."
"I guess we should just sing Happy Birthday now." said Twilight."
"Sure." I said.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO..." We were then interupted.
"Prepare for trouble."
"And make it double."
"tO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION."
"tO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION."
"tO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE"
"tO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE."
"kESSIE."
"jAMES."
"tEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT."
"sURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT."
"meowth! that's right!"
wobbefette!"
"why did i decide to put you here!" i YELLED AT tEAM rOCKET.
"wE HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BEING HERE." sAID jAMES.
"it better be!" i YELLED, "i have went 2 minutes over time all ready and you made the caps lock stuck on!"
"wE HAVE A GIFT." SAID jESSIE.
"aND WHAT IS IT?" i ASKED.
"iT IS A MINI mEOWTH bALLOON."
"oK," i SAID, "gIVE IT TO Derpy, "I have to go now, enjoy singing and cake offscreen."
"BYE!" they all screamed at me.
"BYE!" I screamed Back, "AND THANKS FOR TURNING OFF THE CAPS LOCK!"
They then continued to celebrate as I went over to wright the next chapter.