EWE

by JasonCider


Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #5

Last time on EWE Boast-Busters, Jason was surprised to find Rainbow Dash kidnapped by a mysterious Masked Pony. Even after this, Jason still won the match due to default. Who is the Masked Pony? What will happen to Vinyl since Jason is the new EWE Champion? All these questions will be answered on EWE Boast-Busters.


Jason entered the arena with a mic in his hands. He had a stern look on his face, he was angry.

"Last week on EWE, a certain somepony kidnapped and attacked my wife, Rainbow Dash." Jason entered the ring. "I WILL find whoever did this and--" Jason was interrupted.

Trixie entered the stage with a smile on her face. She lifted the mic. "Jason, as 'devastated' as I am to hear about what happened to RD, we just don't have the time to deal with those problems. We need to focus on one thing, me becoming the new EWE Diva's Champion."

"You want to become the new EWE Diva's champion, Trixie? Fine, you'll get that match against the number one contender, Twilight Sparkle at Green Envy." Trixie was angry, "Oh, and before you go and use magic, anyone caught using magic by the special referee will resort in a disqualification."

"Who's the special referee?" Trixie asked. Jason grew a huge smile on his face.

"Thanks for asking, the special referee will be the GM, Jason Cider!" Trixie started yelling but soon she ran off.

Jason was standing for a while smiling. "Hey ponies, the next match will be--" the titantron showed The Masked Pony holding a steal chair. At the bottom it read "via satellite."

"Hey, Jason, you didn't forget about me already did you?" The Masked Pony asked. "I'll show you who I am, but not now. You'll have to wait until Green Envy to get your revenge. But we still want you to be mad when we fight, because when I revival myself to you Jason, I want you to be destroyed. I'm also not coming out for nothing, Jason, so you have a choice: Either you put your EWE Championship on the line...or your JOB! You can't take any of it back afterward, Jason, so chose wisely, and I'll be looking forward to next week."

"I'll put my life on the line to beat you, Masked Pony, so I chose my EWE Championship."

"I accept, of course. But now I need you to listen closely, Jason. I still have RD, and if you do ANYTHING that I don't like, I will hurt her." Jason got angrier, "to prove to you that I'm not just messing with you, bring her here, Hayseed!" Hayseed pulled the unconscious Rainbow Dash over to the camcorder.

"RD! I'll find you baby! I promise." The Masked Pony got irritated.

"Don't make promises that you know you can't keep! HAYSEED, give me the pliers!" Hayseed did as he was told and gave The Masked Pony a pair of pliers. "One for you." The pony said as it put the pliers to its hoof and squeezed them, causing it to bleed. "And then, one for me!" it took the pliers to Rainbow Dash and grabbed a tooth. A pony ran out onto the stage with big print on his shirt that read security.

"Mr. Cider, we've found the location of the Masked Pony as you asked."

The Masked Pony stopped. "What did he say?" it asked.

"Were are they?"

"They're at the old abandoned factory on Elm Street!" Security said. "That's only a two blocks away!" Jason smiles as he runs for his car.

"Everybody get out NOW!"


Jason made it to the factory, and all of them were still there. Hayseed ran over to Jason, but Jason hit him in the face, knocking him out.

"Where are you? Where is that Masked *censor*." The Masked Pony held a bamboo cane was taunting Jason. Before he was able to react, the Masked Pony began to speak.

"Wait Jason, you need to think about this, would you rather attack me, or save your wife?" The Masked Pony pointed to Gabriel loading RD into a van. Jason hesitated for a second, but then he was off, grabbing RD from Gabriel and knocking him out. As soon as he turned around however, The Masked Pony was gone.