You all know how people usually imitate TV shows.... unfortunately, it's the same in equestria. Rainbow Dash had just seen Discord's TV show when an idea popped into her head. She'd do exactly what he did. She walked up to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Apple Jack, Rarity and Fluttershy.
She said "I just quickly got to go in for something."
She comes out five minutes later with five blindfolds and a chainsaw.
"Who want's to play blind man's buff, you three versus me." She yelled.
Fluttershy said, "Why not?"
Rainbow Dash gives the others the blindfolds,and waits for them to put them all on.
"FUCK EQUESTRIA," She yells as she cuts all of them in half with the chainsaw. Dinky and Derpy Hooves were walking past at the time and they screamed at the top of their voices, when they got back home Derpy grabbed a knife turned to Dinky who was watching the show and slit her throat.
Now kids, this is a lesson DON'T FUCK WITH LIFE JUST BE FUCKING NORMAL AND DON'T IMITATE THE SHIT ON TV!