My attempt at suicide has been delayed by a personal call from the king. For one reason or another, he requires his personal wizard to wake up every morning before moving on to his various royal duties. And for some other reason, he wakes up at four in the morning. But still, he is the king and to serve him is now my task. I shall perform whatever job is in store for me with as much vigor as I can muster, and do the legacy of my father proud.
Note: Mention the doughnut issue to King Aurum. Perhaps he has a higher appreciation for pastries than the asses who work the kitchen.