THE AUTHOR'S NOTES
I apologize for what happened in the last chapter. I had to fire a sh*tload of employees. I 'promise' this chapter will have no trouble. If it doesn't, I'll eat my hat. Ha. Jokes on them, I don't own a hat. Stupid motherf-wait, they can still hear me? Oh sh- I'm sure you won't find anything wrong here. :) I hope you enjoy this chapter ;)
Tthhee sun began to rose, covering the once dark fields with sunlight, showing its beautiful grass and colorful flowers. Ponies yawned in their homes and smiled as soon as they exited out of their homes to enjoy the sunshine from Celestia.
Sweet Apple Acres was also covered by the sunlight. Applejack woke up from her bed, yawning as she got off to bed to make breakfast for her family whom she loved. AppleBloom woke up and got off of bed, wanting to wake up Granny Smith. She didn't want to be late for a planned date she had. Finally, Big Macintosh woke up.
He got off his bed, letting out a long yawn as he ruffled his yellow mane.
He let out a smile as he mumbled, "Eeyup."
WHY THE HELL IS THERE NO HYPERLINK?-!
He turned around and began to fix his bed, which was no problem for him.
YOU'RE F*CKING FIRED!-!-!-!
He left his room and headed for the kitchen, finding his family, sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.
"Morning Applejack," Big Macintosh greeted, "You look different."
The yellow Applejack actress nervously grinned. "I got a haircut."
"Makes sense." Big Macintosh said with a smile.
She placed a bowl of cereal in front of Big Macintosh.
He smirked. "No pancakes?"
'Applejack' chuckled as she poured some warm milk over his cereal. "Not today big brother."
Big Macintosh chuckled as he
The Author, with a twitching eye, with immediately grabbed his chair and smashed it into one of his employees.
"NEXT...TIME...DON'T...EVER...PUT...YOU...TUBE...VIDEOS...IN...THE MIDDLE...OF...THE...STORY!!!"
He continued bashing the employee as other employees looked at them with a horrified expression.
As soon as he was done smashing the chair on the poor guy, he went looked back to his large screen.
"Alright." He said as he got out his remote control. "Let's fast forward a bit."
Big Macintosh was walking with Rarity into town. Everypony seemed so happy. Venders were chattering with friendly customers. Other ponies helped others if they needed help. It was truly a happy sight.
"Such a lovely day, is it not Big Mac?" She said as she nuzzled Big Macintosh.
"Eeyup."
"Oh look! It's Sweetie Belle!"
Big Macintosh saw Sweetie Belle in a cafe.
She was with her coltfriend, Button Mash. They were both sharing a vanilla milkshake.
Their other friends were also in the same cafe, sitting at nearby tables.
AppleBloom was with her coltfriend, Pipsqueak. They both happily nuzzled each other. Scootaloo was busy talking with her coltfriend, Rumble. Silver Spoon was chatting with her coltfriend, Spike. Diamond Tiara gave a quick peck to her new coltfriend.
Ever since Silver Spoon dated Spike, they made Diamond Tiara, a bully even worse than Silver Spoon, turn over a new leaf. Two well known bullies now became one of the most respected and kind ponies in Ponyville.
Ah...much better. Shoulda done this earlier.
Big Macintosh smiled at the romantic sight.
"I love you Rarity." Big Macintosh said to Rarity as he kissed his cheek.
The Author facepalmed as he rocked his chair slightly.
"Heh, heh, heh......WHY DOES IT SAY KISSED HIS CHEEK!!!??? IT'S HER, HER! NOT F*CKING HIM!!!! JUST END THE GODDAMNF*CKING CHAPTER!!!"
CHAPTER END
The same teenager, who was in his bed diddling on his phone, blinked.
"Man, this is a weird story. It's alright but damn man. Get a goddamn editor or proofreader or something."
The teen threw his phone away and picked up his XBOX 360 controller. He grabbed his headset and adjusted it to his head.
"Let's hope Takashi and Joshua are online. But not Alexander. Oh lordy please no." He mumbled as he got up and turned on his XBOX 360 and grabbed his Left 4 Dead 2 disc he had next to his pile of XBOX 360 video game discs.
The Author sighed.
"Well, that was bad," he muttered as he put his hands on his face, "Huh. Why didn't Big Mac notice any of..."
The Author widen his eyes as he quickly stood up. "What if...no...he..."
He shook his head. "NO! He's not planning to escape, is he...?"
His concerned face turned into an evil grin. "Not if I can help it..." He whispered as he took out his walkie talkie.
He pushed a button on the device and put it up to his ear. "Hello?" he asked, "Good. You're there...guess what? You'll be making a guest appearance...mmkay?"
"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE!" yelled a cheery voice from the walkie talkie.
"Hehe, nice Pinkie Pie impression." The Author replied as he turned off his walkie talkie.
"No way in hell you're leaving my story Macky." He evilly mumbled.
The Author let out an evil laugh.
His happiness was crushed by one sudden realization.
"I misspelled the first word in this chapter...didn't I?"