Curse you Tiger Talisman! I've been stuck in this cave with nothing to do except count water droplets and look at my own reflection. The Cave has some mushrooms, glowing moss, and a giant pool that is as reflective as a high quality mirror. And that's it. I almost wish Celestia found me. Then at least I would be able to make fun of her or maybe insult some tourists or something.
But being alone isn't the worst part. Oh, not even close. The worst part is that my key to freedom has been right in front of me the entire time. You see, at the very bottom of the pool, are not just one of my talismans but THREE OF THEM! Mocking me! I know that one is the sheep, but I’m not sure of the others. Either way, when I get my sheep I will be able to leave this place and take my Revenge against Celestia for her betrayal.
You see this pool has interesting properties. If you look into it and recite a strange nursery rhyme, you can duplicate yourself. However, only duplicates can enter and exit the pool safely. To add insult to injury, the pool will only duplicate female Earth ponies that have no malicious intentions. I am thoroughly screwed. Of all the talismans I managed to keep, I really pulled the short end of the stick. I have the Snake, Monkey and Tiger talismans. Wonderful, I can shape-shift stuff and go invisible. Whoop Di-Freaking Do. They don't help me much, but at least it's something. I sighed. "I wonder where my informant is. He’s late. For a very important date. HAH!” I chuckled at my little quip.
He better have a good reason for being late this time. Considering his abilities, it shouldn't be difficult for him to be punctual for once. Three years ago, he had the nerve to steal me from the Canterlot Museum vault, which I must admit, is a pretty amazing feat. He avoided the guards, Celestia's security and even left perfect replicas of me and my talismans. Although, that klutz misplaced half of the replicas and swore to retrieve the rest of the real talismans later. He had decided to use this place as a hideout until he could steal the rest of the talismans. The clown hung me up on one of the walls of this cave like I was some kind of decoration and proceeded to insert my talismans into their hexagonal slots. I woke up just as he was reaching for the fourth talisman.
"Who dares, disturb my slumber!?" I hissed. He was so shocked that he dropped the rest of the talismans as they all rolled into the pool. "Fool! The Talismans!!!" In desperation, he flew into the body of water only to be repelled with a flurry of magical energy. The fool hit the jagged ceiling causing his rabbit foot necklace to fall off and he crashed right in front of me. He looked at me and started to sweat. The magic enveloping the enchanted waters began to seep into his wounds inflicting the thief with excruciating pain. For you see the mirror pool's magic rejects 3 things; males, greed and non earth ponies.
I offered to save his life if he was willing to become my servant and spy on the populace. He surprised me when he said he would reject my offer unless I promised to never command him to hurt one specific mare. I was curious, so I asked him why. “Because I gave my word that I would always protect her and be her guardian angel. If you can't accept that then let me die. I would rather be dead than break that promise." he replied through gritted teeth. I accepted his terms and saved him using the monkey talisman, for once he changed forms, the magic would no longer effect him.
Ever since, he has faithfully reported to me once a month. Suddenly I heard a noise from the entrance and instantly turned invisible. I saw a small shape appear from the entrance. It put down a basket full of berries and hopped in front of the wall that I was on and proceeded to tap 'Shave and a haircut' with its paws. I uncloaked and ask in a annoyed tone. “You better have a good explanation for being late.” {Sorry master, I had to convince her to let me go alone. But I have good news sir.} I became intrigued and asked “What good news?” } He hopped up closer and said {I over heard Pinkie Pie and Twilight talking about the mirror pool and it seems that Pinkie Pie plans to use it and is on her way here as we speak.} I laugh and say” Yes, my chance has come at last. Good job, you are forgiven, now go before your cover is blown.” He nods and says {I'll head back to the Picnic now.} and scurried out of the cave. “Soon, Celestia, I will have revenge for the wrongs you have done to me and my comrades. I will come for you and rescue Futs-lung. And when I do I will show you The Rage of a Real Dragon!” I say this and then do a classic evil villain laugh. Man I got good at that.
Third Person POV
Fluttershy was looking around nervously worrying her head off “He should of been back by now, it shouldn't take him this long to get berries. Oh I should have gone with him.” Just then a bush rustled and Fluttershy squeaked and hid behind a tree. She timidly looked towards the bush and immediately relaxed when she saw it was just a white bunny carrying a basket. “Hi, Angel Bunny, what took you so long?”
END OF CHAPTER ONE