Don't blink, Pink!

by monkeylegs


Long Chapter

Derpy wandered around Ponyville happily in her cardboard box, waiting for a player to click on her. "Oh, hiya Derpy! Wutcha doin'?" Pinkie said. "I'm waiting for them to find me to finish your quest!" Derpy squeed. "Oh yeah.. That game.. Do they have all the shards yet?"
"No!If they did they'd probably finish the game." Derpy explained.

"Hm. I'm gonna look at the genealogy scroll. Maybe your somewhere in it!" Pinkie said "I hope they find you soon so you can get out of that box!"

Pinkie hopped over to Twilight's new castle, and looked at a different scroll from the one that said the pie family was related to the apple family.
She began spreading it out looking at it, until she was in the middle of Ponyville, where it stopped.

Then she gasped. "Wait a minute.. Whats a Gallopfrey.." Pinkie looked at the scroll, searching for a smudge where it said 'planet Gallopfrey'

She didn't find it.

Pinkie teleported behind Twilight. "TWILIGHT! WHATS A GALLOPFREY!!?" She yelled. Twilight screamed and fell forward, again. "Wow, Pinkie! How do you keep doing that?!" Twilight asked. "That still didn't answer the question~"
"Well what was the question?"
"I asked what a gallopfrey was."
"A what?"
"A gallopfrey, a scroll said I was from Gallopfrey, or at least, my mom was, so I should be at least part gallopfreyan." Pinkie said.
"..." Twilight just stared confused at her friend.
"Pinkie, this isn't just a weird prank where you made up a word, is it?"
"Nope!"
"...Well, where did it say that?"
"Over here!" Pinkie lead Twilight to the end of the scroll where it said it.
"...Cloudy Quartz of the Pie family is from the planet, Gallopfrey." Twilight read.
"...PLANET?!" Twilight repeated, yelling.
"Yep, its a planet! That must mean.. I'M PART ALIEN!" Pinkie hopped in a circle.
Twilight simply stared at the scroll, looking for smudges, rereading to make sure, and attempting to have her brain process what she just read.

Pinkie stopped, and gasped. "Wait.. That must mean my sisters are also Gallopfreyan! And related to the apple family!" She smiled. "TWILIGHT! I NEED TO GO TO THE ROCK FARM! MY SISTERS STILL WORK THERE AND-AND-AND THEIR GALLOPFREYAN!" Pinkie yelled, hopping away. Twilight just continued to stare at the scroll, only moving to blink.
"BLINKIE! INKIE! WE'RE ALL GALLOPFREYAN!" Pinkie yelled. "Woah." She stopped, and looked at the large beautiful farm full of flowers, grass, diamonds, and all kinds of delicious juicy looking foods. "What happened when I was gone.." She stared in awe.
"Hi Pinkamena! Oh and, we sorta.. Hired a unicorn to help fix up the place a bit after our parents..left." Inkie said.
"Oh, I go by Pinkie now, sort of like how your nicknames are Blinkie and Inkie. And, by unicorn, do you mean Trixie Lulamoon?"
"Yep!" Blinkie said.
"Pinkie.. Its a good name. I'm just not sure why ponies call me Inkie instead of Marble Pie.." Inkie said.
"Its because you used to be a writer, silly! When we were younger before I moved to Ponyville you made really cool books! I heard you even helped A. K. Yearling (Daring Do) write her first book!" Pinkie complemented.
"Oh yeah.. Anyways, what was that first thing ya said?" Blinkie said.
"Mommy was gallopfreyan!" Pinkie said happily.
"Whatsa Gallopfrey?" Blinkie asked.
"...Gallopfrey?" Inkie said, at the same time as Blinkie.
"Gallopfrey's a planet! So its not some weird country in Equis, but an entire new PLANET!" Pinkie said, smiling.
"So we're.. Part alien? And mum WAS an alien?" Blinkie said, making a smile that said 'Cool!'
"Wait, Pink, how did you learn this?" Inkie asked.
"It was on one of Twilight's genealogy scrolls that said mommy was from planet Gallifrey!" Pinkie said.
"Twilight?" Said Inkie.
"Princess Twilight Sparkle, if you want. She turned into an alicorn~" Pinkie said.
The two sisters gasped.
"Pinkamena! Your friends with Princess Twilight Sparkle?! An alicorn?! As in-" Inkie was cut off.
"Shes the element of magic! I'm laughta!" Pinkie squeed.
"Wow! We REALLY need to talk more.." Blinkie said.
"But, how are we going to confirm that mama is from Gallopfrey?" Inkie asked.
"Uhm.. Well we can't just ask mum.." Blinkie said, staring down at the ground.
"Come on, Don't bring up memories. I like being happy." Pinkie said, looking at Blinkie.
"Hey! Lets ask Zecora!" Pinkie said.
"Oh, that zebra?" Inkie said.
"Yep! Hey, do you know her?" Pinkie asked.
"No, it was a wild guess because the name. I saw her once in Ponyville when I was going to buy a quill, though." Inkie said.
"Oh. well, lettuce go!" Blinkie said.
"Nice pun." Pinkie said, as the group walked off.

A few minutes passed.

Suddenly, something dark blue was in the sky. It was far, and the group couldn't see what it was.
"Whats that?" Pinkie asked.
"No idea." Inkie said.
"I wanna see!" Blinkie said.
It was closer, and it was rapidly flying down as faster then the group could run. They simply hoped it was small and backed up. Luckily, it crashed in front of them. It was a strange blue box.
"Whats it say?" Inkie asked looking at the dirt-covered words.
"POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX. POLICE TELEPHONE, FREE FOR USE OF PUBLIC. ADVICE AND ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATLY. OFFICER AND CARS RESPOND TO ALL CALLS. PULL TO OPEN." Pinkie read.
"Pull to open? Okee!" Blinkie said, pulling on a handle with her hoof, sending the door flying.
"Well, its not locked, that's for sure." Inkie said.
The ponies walked into the box, then they gasped once more.
"I-its-" Inkie stuttered,
"Bigger on the inside!" Blinkie shouted.
"Is it a TARDIS?!?" Pinkie yelled, silencing her sisters confusedly.