"Ugh my head" grunted dempsy
"Me stomach" groaned nikolai
"My Pelvis" Moaned Richtofen
"Oh gods my....what is this? What am I? Where are we? And more importantry, Where are the zombies? Group 935 once a physotic bad ass zombie killing group of older men are now the girliest thing known to what was once man kind....Ponies.
"Are we? Horses?" Questioned Dempsy as he instinctivly stood up on all fours
"No to shmall to be horses unt too colorful as vell" replied the doctor "so i must deduct that ve are" He paused for a breath of air. "Colorfulponiesinalandinhabitidbythesecreaturesasvellasdragonstalkingdogs3headeddogspheonixesponyprincessesuntcrystalponies"
The 3 others gaped in shock at how much rictofen knew about this land.
"uhhhh how did know that?" asked a confused nikolai
"Nikolai i have been to the future more than once my friend i know about this place from a cult or something like that known as the 'Bronies or bro ponies'"
"Terr us more doctor" and that he did he was glad to tell group 935 about the show and the princesses and the mane 6 only one problem... Dempsy thought he was in hell he was convinced that he was going to be here for all etirnety being tortured by the colors and the friendship and the magic
The others shrugged it off and all of them procedded to head to ponyville.
OVER BY SILVER LAKE IN PONYVILLE
"Ah finally at last the one place where i can be me...Silver Lake the only place in the world where most ponies are hipsters and everything is in within trotting reach" Claimed Poisonian. he recently inherrited the 5 billion bits from his grandmother and decided to live on his own or with a mare if he got a girlfriend and she wanted to move in. all of his stuff was already unpacked and organized to his liking. he procedded to head to his pool and relax on the lazy chair whilst listening to some relaxing music. he was finally at peace no family to bug him no girlfriends to cheat on him and no mainstream hip hop rap #YOLOSWAG mindless assholes to bug him ever again and most imporntanly nothing unexpected ever happend for all of his days...Or so he thought