There have been a few times in my life were I regret my decision, but this. It was skipping past 'tempting fate' and straight to 'bitch slapping it with a semi-truck'. There were at least 5 mares up here for every one down there. Worst yet, now the pegasi can fly freely.
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Mind overload
Status: Now you have fucked up.
Rebooting....
Starting up program: RUN FUCKER RUN!
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Alrighty then brain running program. Commencing....
I have never run so fast in my life. I could lap speed racer while taking a detour to the fucking concessions. But those damned ponies were fast. If The Flash looked like a slug compared to me, he would look like tectonic plates to them. Needless to say that was only the ground ponies. Most of the airborn bogies would make the rotation of the earth around the sun look like tectonic plates on pause. I had to find cover, and before they got much closer.
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Processing
Status: Scanning
Results: You're fucked
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Scan again
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Status: Scanning
Results: Alleyway left, to narrow for ponies
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Roger that, reorienting. Entering alleyway in 3, 2, 1. We're through. I look back and see... are, their mouths foaming? I chuckle, they're so mad their mouths are foaming! That's hilarious.
[2 hours later]
They finally gave up, me insulting them probably wasn't the best way to speed that up. It just seemed to make'm want at me more. I slip into some type of catacomb in the alley way. The moldy smell of rotting wood and wet stone are a breath of fresh of air from the constant smell of estrus. Not sure what this is or why it's here, but it's close to the sewers. How do I know? Aside from the sounds of lesbian action going on to the side of me, I got a pretty good look from the crack in the wall I was looking through not 5 minutes ago. The smell of estrus is again taking over as I progress further.
I had reached some kind of doorway, one almost triple my size. It had the symbol of a skull with two daggers stuck near the sides of the temple, giving the illusion that the grips were horns. As I opened the door, I was greeted with the sight of a male looking, alicorn was it. He looked startled, but then relaxed as he saw who had entered his chambers. "Sup. I'm Caliga Mortem, you can call me Caliga." Caliga stated.
"Cool, I'm Konner." I replied. "So what are you doing here and what exactly is here?"
"This is my chamber, and I'm here because this is where I live." he answers
"Oh, is that guest rooms?" I asked noticing all of the doors.
"Aye, this used to be a place were males would gather for protection or to go and try to help other males get to here," he sighed "but now it is only I and the occasional wanderer like yourself. They have no need of this anymore, and the door is sealed off. They have other places, while less secure, to hide."
"If I brought them here do you think we could create refuge here for those who can't hide somewhere?" I asked.
"Aye"
"Then that's what I'll do, I'll go and rescue males around the city from the oppressive fo-,er hoof, of the mares.!"
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"And so our brave hero sets out on his quest. Who will he find along the way, and what support will he gather? Find out next time on.."
"BANG BANG BANG"
"Open up, we know your in there."
"Oh buck, run!"