Remember when I said in my last entry that I was working on a serum that would turn me human? Well, I’m finally done with it; but before I can use it on myself, I’m going to test it on ten baby mice I kidnapped from Fluttershy’s cottage. I am so excited to be this close to becoming human that I feel like I could burst! Wish me luck!
But that is not the only thing that has been going on lately. You see, a few days ago, I was awoken by knocking on my door. When I opened it, I found a young changeling at my doorstep. At first, I was wondering what it wanted. But then I realized if the serum works on the baby mice, then I could try it on the changeling. So, of course, I grabbed it and brought it into my house.
I eventually learned it was an orphan and it wanted a home. So that means that it won’t be escaping. But after a few nights, I was starting to wish it would run away. First of all, it would keep wanting to prank me by turning into several creepypasta characters that included: Jeff the pony, Slendermane, Smile Pony, Eyeless Jack, and the Rake. By the time I had locked myself in my room, I was seeing things that weren’t there. Secondly, the changeling had no manners. It kept wanting to put everything in cocoons. Every time I tried to fix the damage, it would snarl at me and do an annoying little laugh. And thirdly, it wanted to touch everything I had. Apparently, it had never seen such thing as toothbrushes or tables from where it came from. At one point, it almost caused a fire when it was messing around with a lit candle.
Yesterday, I decide I needed some time away from my house. So I locked the changeling in my basements (with several old horror books for it to read if it got bored) and went outside for a walk. While I was walking, guess who just happened to show up? It was Pinkie Pie. What did she want with me? Simple, she wanted me to try a new cupcake flavor she had made. It tasted like cotton candy; when I asked how she made it, she said she simply added her own hair to a normal cupcake (yes, I spat it out of my mouth after hearing that). After a while, the weirdest thing happened to her. Her eyes turned into little dots, her skin turned brown, and a weird grin grew on her face. Following this, she started to chase a couple of screaming fillies…I know that sounds weirder than the “Santa monster” I mentioned in my last entry, but it happened.
When I finally got back to my house. I injected the serum into the mice I stole from Fluttershy. Nine of them died, but the tenth one actually showed some change in DNA. If fact, it already seemed to be changing! After seeing the results of the experiment, I went to get the changeling. When I went to the basement door, I noticed a gaping hole in the middle of the door. I guess it escaped, oh well…I think it is time to test the serum on myself.
I know the experiment with the mice showed that the chances of it working were slim, but there is still a chance! I know there is! Though, drinking this serum will change everything. Think about it, if it works, I will have to go into hiding because Celestia would probably put a bounty on my head. Really, who would want a human to be walking around Equestria? If I am caught, then I probably won’t be seen again. But if it doesn’t work, then I will have basically poisoned myself. Either way, I must try the serum, it is the only chance of me becoming human.
So, will I live and have to hide away for my entire life as a human, or will I die and be nothing but a memory in time? There is only one way to find out. Wish me luck!
For the last time,
Lyra