Hugh Bliss' Revenge

by Lock Target


Little Ponies in the Big Apple (Based on the movie adaptation of the sitcom)

As Twilight reads the book, Rarity starts pacing while Rainbow is reading Daring Do and the Ring of Destiny and AJ is eating the Sombrero as they all wait for her to give them the information. Twilight puts the book down as the girls pay attention.

"So, what's up?" RD asked as she puts a bookmark in and places the book aside.

"The inscription goes like this" Twilight started taking a deep breath, "Two beasts, one who resembles a brown dog garbed in grey, the other, a rabbit with the mouth of a shark shall come to our world. The dog creature will have slain the Hyublis once before in their world in boiling water. They leave with a baby dragon, a Pink Earth Pony and A Yellow Pegasus"

"That's downright spooky" AJ said finishing up the top part of the sombrero.

"And rather convenient" Rarity added.

"...Spookvenient?" Rainbow said thinking about Pinkie at that moment.

Everyone stares at her for a moment.

"...That's it, I'm making this an eatin' game!" AJ proclaimed, "Everytime somepony has a Pinkie Pie moment, I'm takin' a bite outta this! Anypony wanna join in? This rim looks like it'd last a while"

"Whatever this Hyublis fellow is CAN'T be good" Rarity said nonchalantly ignoring AJ's invitation.

"Hmm" Twilight though about this. Suddenly, she remembered, "While I was looking for the book about the chest, I came across a history book saying something about such a monster" She clears her throat and continues. "Some time between Discord's first imprisonment and when Princess Luna became Nightmare Moon, she and Princess Celestia battled him for a gem known as the Prism of Boundless Bliss. That's all I know so far" She then looks behind her. "Spike, write a ltter, we need to warn Luna and Celestia about-" She said before remembering Spike was with the away team, "...Oh, right...Excuse me for a moment,"

"...BITE!" Rainbow said as she and AJ get ready to take a bite of the rim.

Meanwhile, Sam and max had just brought Spike and the girls to their dimension. As they exit the De Soto, the trio begins to observe their whereabouts.

"Wow" Spike said, "This looks almost like Manehattan...Only...Bigger"

"And louder" Fluttershy whimpered.

"UGH! And stinkier!" Pinkie groaned waving her hoof in front of her face after getting a whiff of the nearby cart crash's smoke.

"Yep, home, sweet home" Sam proclaimed.

"Allow us to show you around and ultimately get on a completely different subject all together" Max added, "...Seriously, writers, what the crap?"

"SUCH LANGUAGE!" Fluttershy said with a gasp.

Max's paw suddenly goes blurry for a moment as he gave a gesture to Fluttershy with an annoyed look in his eyes. Sam sighs in chagrin rubbing his eyelids. Suddenly, Spike's belly starts glowing blue. Opening his mouth, an image of Twilight forms from the light that escapes it.

"Girls? Come in! I-" Twilight said before looking around, "...Why is my image being projected out of Spike's mouth?"

"Hey, just be glad it ain't comin' out the other end" Max commented.

"While that might be a sight to see, I think your little dragon friend swallowed your magic cell phone thingie" Sam said stepping up to the image, "But don't worry, we'll get it out of the little guy"

"You think Sybil's still trying her hand in operating on mythical creatures?" Max asked, "Preferably a lobotomy for Sister Marry Buttercupcake over here?"

"Do NOT make me give you the STARE, mister!" Fluttershy snapped stomping her hoof on the ground.

"Don't provoke her" Pinkie added, "SHE'LL DO IT!"

Twilight clears her throat to break up the argument.

"I think I have a less painful...And less expensive solution the problem at hand" Sam said after an akward pause.

"When you do, tap on the crystal to tell me" Twilight instructed, "It'll flash and I'll use my magic on this end to activate them"

"I just hope it works" Sam said with a quizzical look on his face, "What with Hugh Bliss not of this world anymore"

"Hugh Bliss...? Hugh Bliss..." After saying this for a moment, she suddenly realized with a gasp, "HYUBLIS!"

"Yes, that's his name" Sam said wondering why it took so long to understand.

"You don't understand!" Twilight said starting to hyperventilate from doing her calming motions Cadence taught her.

"Take it easy!" Max said shooting Twi's astral projection a couple times.

"Sorry, but you see-" Twilight started before Rarity started panicing and running around her, "R-Rarity, calm down, you're ruining my concentra-!" the images disappear.

"Well THAT doesn't sound good" Spike said, free to talk again.

"We better act fast so we can see what that was all about" Sam suggested pulling the keys out of his pocket, "Hop in"

Moments later, the gang makes it to Sam and Max's Office. Sam rummages through his desk to find a trinket of a face with a rainbow coming out of its mouth.

"Ooh, pretty!" Pinkie said looking at the item, "What is it?"

"This talisman grants its holder the power of Gastrokinesis" Sam said looking at it adjusting his hat, "...At least I HOPE it still does"

"What's Gastrokinesis?" Fluttershy asked.

"In laminate's terms, you get to make people throw up" Max answered.

"You look like you have a LOT of cool stuff!" Pinkie said looking through the desk.

"Memorabilia from our adventures" Sam explained, "Should the occasion arise, I kept the more useful items in my inventory from the games- I mean, the cases to assist in a situation such as this"

"Okay, but what about the rest of this stuff?" Spike asked looking around.

"Same thing, but these are just for show" Sam said walking over to him, "Now hold still, this might take a while"

As Sam started to extract the crystal from Spike, Pinkie got curious and walked around. Max follows her to the closet. He opens it and shows her a jar.

"You remember that Hugh Bliss guy your friend was freaking out about?" Max asked.

"Yeah, but you shouldn't be too concerned about it" Pinkie told him, "She worries about lots and LOTS of things, like this one time, back when she was a Unicorn, she paniced because she didn't give Princess Celestia a lesson on friendship! She went to everypony she knew to find a problem to solve and use a lesson from THAT, but then she tried to make the Cutie Mark Crusaders fight over her old doll which became an enormously huge, entire-town-in-total-chaos, Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem. THEN there was this time-"

"MY TURN!" Max said interrupting her, "Anyway this is what's left of him after Sam boild him and I drank him. Have a look for yourself" He then hands Pinkie the jar.

"...I don't think I want to" Pinkie said with a grimace.

"Could you keep quiet for a moment?" Sam asked, "I need to focus"

Just then, the jar starts to tremble.

"...That's never happened before" Max commented as the jar explodes.

The blast knocks PInkie into Spike making him spit out the crystal which Sam catches with his hat. The rainbow light that showed up with the explosion then forms into a tall, fleshy creature in a white suit with a white mane in a ponytail, mustache and soul patch and reddish pink eyes.

"...Oh, how wonderful" the beast said in an unnaturally high-pitched voice, "I'm reborn! Just as the Mole people prophecised! This must mean the one with the Prism of Boundless Bliss has come to this dimension, YAY!"

"Oh my" Fluttershy murmured at the sight.

"Oh, I have get things ready for the search" he said flying away out the window with a rainbow trail behind him.
Everyone heads to the window to see him fly.

"...THAT'S not good" Sam said putting his hat back on with the crystal in his paw.

"...Oopsie" Pinkie whispered in fear.

To be continued