Entropy
Oh my aching head...
When I finally came to and saw Spaz ..er ...Alex or whatever the hell he/she was, I was taken off guard when she rammed into me and started punching me in the jaw, knocking it off and to the right then punching my head, and she beat me until I was nothing more than a pile of parts on the floor, each one bruised or a little bloody thanks to the hand/hoof combo she had.
“Is this your idea of a joke!? You sick twisted @!#$*!”
She was having a field day with me, as my hand got up and grabbed my other body parts and put me back together, as she was screaming at my upper skull, my bear claw grabbed her by the mid section as she screamed and hollered and while that happened, I grabbed my upper skull, levitated it back to my lower jaw and neck as she flailed a bit more. I was almost afraid to put her down for fear of another pounding, but she calmed down. When she did, I put her back on the couch and asked,
"What in Sam Hill went wrong!?"
“You don't mean to tell me that you don't know?” she said accusingly
“Honest to goodness, I have no idea what you were pounding away at me for, all I showed you was a snippet of memory, it is after all fractured, even I who can see the script am confused at this.”
I said as I poofed the sheets of paper that are the words you the reader see and looking back at them, noticed a strange occurrence in later chapters.
“Then why did you replace yourself with where I knew Fractal was?!”
I was shocked at this too, and so rewinding a bit I took the film out of my head and looked through the panels. I did see myself. Then popping Spaz’s head, I took out her memory reel, looked through it, and saw the inconsistency. As I jumbled the reels back into their respective heads, I said,
“ Ok that is strange, but then again I merely guide chaos, I don't create it.”
“I thought a draconequus could create chaos.”
“That is a common error that many ponies make, including the princesses. All we can do is make the ethereal chaos into corporeal chaos”
“But why is it that you and I have the same memory?”
“You think I have an idea? I looked at the script and cant make head or tails of it. Apparently the guy behind this just loves to screw with us.”
“So there's more than Discord behind this?”
“Well I know there is at least one that sits on his butt typing away at a computer in the comfort of his own little library of a bedroom, but unfortunately I think I broke the wall to much there.”
As we tried to figure this out, it was decided that for the time being it needed to drop. And thus began our little thing of what I could do, and what we needed to do.
“Well in my state right now,” I said
I know how I could turn you back.”
“Into a human?”
“No into a pony, your original form that will at least ease some of the discomfort you will have when changing over, because otherwise your blood vessels will tie up into knots causing untold amounts of damage.”
“Guess I have no choice then do I?”
“You don't, sorry.”
“Well then,” She said while trying to get up. “What position do I have to be in ?”
I couldn't help it.
“Head between your legs so you can kiss your ass goodbye."
“Very funny.”
“Lay on your side it will be easier to get up from that. Now, you may feel a little pain. ”
As she laid on her side, she whispered a prayer to whatever deity we have in this situation whether it be pony or human. Then, warming up my claws I felt a slightly familiar tingle in them, like how your hand tickles when you put your hand on an old tube TV. Then I clicked my eyes over to see the streams of chaos that flow randomly through the air and grabbing the largest strand I could find, I grabbed it with my mind, grabbed Alex’s head with my alligator claw, legs with my bear paw, and in one big poof of ethereal becoming corporeal, took the physical body of Alex, squeezed out the life source, mushed the body like a big wad of clay, and using my unnatural ability, I molded Spaz back to her original form. Then I took a paint can I made up on the spot, and dumped it on the body which revealed to my utter shock that it really worked and to my pleasure a beautiful mare. Navy mane with green accents, light blue body, red and blue eyes (I swear I had nothing to do with that mix up!). Even though I wanted to make her a Pegasus or a Unicorn so she could have a chance, there was not enough “clay” to mold them as she was originally an earth pony. that was when i took that little wisp of life and rammed it back down her throat, withdrew my claw and saw that she was not breathing.
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Dont panic, you did everything right.
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Did you?
Yes I did everything went as I remember how it was done.
Problem was, you never did that before did you?
No, I had never done that before
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Wait she's still not breathing.
I took the next five Plancks to dress in a doctor's outfit complete with with a defibrillator carriage, took up a charge on the paddles and yelled
“CLEAR!”
I saw a slight kick
“CLEAR!!”
I saw some movement but the breathing was ragged, so poofing the paddles back to the ether I took the next step in bringing her back to life. I pounded on the chest. That didn't work, and after running out of options there was only one thing left.
“The kiss of life” Oh yuck!
I took the muzzle and plugged the nose. Took as deep a breath as I can, put my lips to hers and blew, and blew and blew till she stopped resembling a pony, and more like a balloon. Then letting go, I saw her shoot and ricochet off the walls, off the ceiling nearly taking my head off (again) and finally shoot back to the tv where as luck would have it, she broke and as she slid back to the ground I made sure to work some of my magic and caused her eyes to read “tilt".
That was when she finally took a deep breath making her return to a normal pony again, although the sight of my chaos was something to behold as she gained her footing she shook her head again.
“Ow, what a headache from Tartarus” She moaned.
“So Alex, you feel better?”
“Alex” she said, still bleary eyed
“What in Equestria kind of name is that?” she said, her eyes finally staying open away from me.
“My name is Spazzy Twister.”
Oh shiznackers.
She turned my way raised her front hoof in shock, screamed and saw the door galloped toward it as if she never forgot and kept running past the kitchen door past the hallway and out the front door.
My life just got a lot more complicated.
I decided now was a good as time to try teleportation. I mean, that mangy excuse for a snake Discord used it often enough. So I pictured my target and began willing my body through the mists of the ether. I placed a claw on her muzzle then with a snap I had stopped her full force and was outside under the starry skies.
“Whoa there Spazzy!”
“Get away from me you despicable person!” She started running off to another street.
It's times like this that I am glad no one around here walks the streets at night.
“I am an ally Spaz!” I said as I shrunk myself and grabbed her mane, holding onto dear life as she tried to buck me off.
“Get” She jolted up.
“Off” She tried to roll.
“OF Spaz bucked.
“ME!”She succeeded in throwing me off of her back as I poofed to normal. (What is normal for me anyway?) I had to grab her again by the mid section and lift her up. As I did she bit me causing me to drop her as I sucked the finger she bit I glared at her saying,
“You know Spaz, I think I might have done too well a job, can you even remember me?”
“How can a person like you even ask that? And can wait to hear your victims say it? It's Discord!”
“That answers my question.” I decided that it would be better if I shrank down to her height and kept it there so she could look me in the eyes.
“Wrong my dear Spaz, and before you run away again, I am so sorry for what I did to you.”
“Wait you're not Discord?”
“No” I said, My name is…”
Alright here's the choice, Alex is gone, there is only slight remnants of what Ed was now I guess I might as well seal the deal.
“My name is Entropy I am a draconequus as well, but I am not to blame for your suffering if anything I wish to help as I was a victim as well.”