My Little Pony X One Piece: A Reindeer Goes To Equestria!

by Tony Tony Chopper

A Fateful Encounter, A Surprising Letter

"So, what does it feel like being a pirate?", Twilight eagerly asked.
"It sure must be dangerous...", Fluttershy murmured.
"It sure must be FUN!", Pinkie Pie cheered curiously.

One day after the meeting with Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and her friends finally found the time to make up for the already planned picknick. And having a new friend from another land, the unicorn once again found a new topic of interest. Now, with Angel Bunny safe and sound back home in Fluttershy's cottage, the seven friends would finally have a bit of free time again... yet.

"Well, it IS dangerous...", Chopper began, while trying to avoid the memories of those horrors that happened on the Thriller Bark, not to mention the several times he always got lost or just felt like the fith wheel of a cart. But then he remembered all those good times he could share with his crewmates. Luffy always stuck up for his crew, and Chopper always wished to be like his friends, brave and courageous.

"...but it's also fun at the same time.", he simply smiled, making Pinkie slightly puzzled.
"Oh, so you mean it's funnily dangerous?", she quickly guessed.
"Uhm, I..."
"Or is it dangerously funny?"
"Well..."
"Wait, I got it! It's fun-gerous, right?"
"Uh...", the reindeer didn't even know how to respond to that as Twilight already found a new question for her to ask:
"And how are your friends? I mean, if you already miss them that much, they sure won't be as bad as the princess said, right?", she asked again, thrilled to know more about humans and the like while the little reindeer found itself helplessly bombarded with its new friends questions.

"Well, where do I begin...", He sighed as he began to tell them about his loyal crewmates.

At the exact same time, only at a not so happy place:

"Meat... Meat... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
"There IS no more meat, you glutton!"
"Ow, why did you hit me!?"
"Well, did it hurt?"
"OF COURSE it did!"
"See? That's why I did..."

The Strawhat Pirates were still hopelessly sailing through the apparently never-ending cloud of fog, with their hope of finding their ship doctor constantly shrinking, as well as their captains stomach becoming more and more impatient.

"Okay than... anyways, we need to find Chopper now!", Luffys mood quickly changed from depression to a new boost of confidence, making Usopp complain:
"As if we weren't trying, you blockhead! The only one that did nothing so far is YOU!"
That comment made the captain only frown.
"Well, I'm sorry but I can't think with an empty belly..."

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM! YOU CAN'T THINK AT ALL!", both Usopp and Sanji, who already has kicked Luffy on the head as mentioned before, yelled at him in despair, as Sanji added: "Gee, what a bonehead..."

"Did I hear 'bonehead'? That's my keyword!", Brook suddenly broke in, "Being angry all the time isn't good for your health, you know. And I know what I'm talking about, for I am dead, yohohoho! So please, have a seat and allow me to calm your stressed out minds with this soothing tune..."

Unfortunately, as soon as he began to play, both captain and cook went back to arguing whether or not they should have an even stronger lock for the fridge.

At this sight of pure chaos, the crews poor navigator could just bury her face in her hands.
'How could I end up on this ship?', she kept asking herself as she tried to get some advice from Robin.

But as soon as she looked at her friend, she noticed her face was turned neither towards the whole scenery of disharmony nor any of her books. Instead she was looking straight up into the dark sky.

"This place sure has strange birds, doesn't it?", she silently spoke, pointing upwards. As Luffy and the others surpisingly heard her comment in the middle of their argument, all of them rose their heads to see what she meant.

A large group of tiny dots was floating high above them, way to high for the crew to identify them. And seemingly flying into a specific direction.

"What? Birds? If anyone's gonna eat those first, it'll be me!", Luffy quickly stood up, began rotating his arms rapidly to build up momentum and then launched his opened hands into the sky. He actually managed to get a grip on one of them.

"GOMU GOMU NO ROCKET!"

Within a second, the rubberman shot himself directly up, aiming for this swarm of 'birds'. As soon as he got up to their height, he immediately wrapped his flexible limbs around his prey, smiling from the thought of finally having lunch.

But when he saw what he actually had catched, he quickly changed his mind.

The rest of the crew could only hear his voice from the distance:

"That's not a bird at all!"

With a loud thud, he crashed back onto the Sunny, along with the creature he caught. Zoro then quickly stood up: "What in the world is THAT!?"

This strange and yet terrifiying beast was a little bit smaller than Luffy. Instead of claws or hands it had four hoof-like feet, on the back of its neck was a fin that looked like a mohawk. Its mouth showed a pair of sharp fangs, on its forehead, there was what seemed like some sort of horn and on its back, there were two insect-like wings, flapping extremely fast during the struggle. Its face had a pair of glowing blue eyes, and its legs somehow seemed to be badly damaged for they had several holes going through them.

Luffy then finally gave answer to the swordsman.

"I have no idea but it keeps biting me! Stop it! I'm the one who's supposed to eat you!", he screamed at the giant bug-creature. Robins eyes widened at the sight: "This animal is somehow fascinating... do those live in these waters?"

The thing then finally broke itself free from Luffys grip, trying to attack Nami first. Of course, Sanji almost instantly dashed in between them, swiping the attacker of with a simple but forceful kick. "Don't you dare touch our dearest Nami-san!", he eyed it furiously. Usopp could only come up with more bad news: "Well done, Luffy! Now there's the whole swarm coming down!"

It litterally rained dozens of these little pests onto the Sunnys deck, as the crews members all could come in action.

"Hey, I'm not gonna tell you guys twice: Get off my ship!", Franky bursted out as he delivered them a first taste
of his
"STRONG RIGHT!"

"How are we gonna get rid of those?", Zoro roared, trying to slice a couple of them, but their agile insect wings allowed them to quickly dodge the attacks.

"The only useful way I see there, we eat 'em...", Luffy already has grabbed the one he caught first again, trying to take a bite from it, "...uh, we CAN eat them, can't we?"

Sanji took a long drag from his cigarette thinking about his captains question, and remembering that thing's reckless attack against his beloved Nami.

"You know what?", he calmly said, giving Luffy a terrifiying, evil smile, "Let's find out..."

At these words, the insect-like monster's eyes widened. It gulped and began to sweat of nervosity, fully aware of the situation it was in. It then struggled itself loose from Luffys grip once more waving its comrades over to him and pointing with its hoof back up telling them to go. It growled one more time angrily at the crew as the swarm then began to leave. However, two of them were still busy fighting over a hat, their teeth deeply sunk in it.

Luffy's hat.

This caused Luffy to absolutely lose control over his temper: "Are you insane? Let go of my hat, you bastards!!!"

He ran over to them, screaming like a wild animal, causing the two remaining members of the swarm to let go and try to escape. But before the could get into a safe range, the boy made of rubber could grab both of them, each with one hand, by their tails.

"Oh no, you won't! You damaged my hat and you are SO gonna get eaten for that!"

Lucky for the two guys, they were able to break lose and flee to the rest of their swarm, leaving a speechless Luffy on the ship, with pieces of their tails in both hands. Usopp could just exhale in exhaustion. "Well, good that this is over."

"What's so good about that!? My hat's badly damaged and I still haven't eaten anything yet!"

Suddenly, Nami's face finally wore a big smile on it. "Good news, you guys!", she spoke up, getting everyones attention again, "The Log-Pose has finally settled itself for a course!"

"Fine then, which way does it point?", Luffy impatiently asked, with a wide smile on his face.

"This one.", she replied with a confident smile, as she pointed into the same direction the swarm of the attackers had fled to.

"Okay, so that will be the nearest island from here, which means there's a chance of finding Chopper there. AND I will get revenge for my hat... and then we'll make food out of them. You got it?", Luffy spoke to all of his crewmates, picking up his wrecked strawhat, putting it back onto his head and leaped over to the Sunnys lion head.

"GOT IT CAPTAIN!", everyone shouted in unison.

"Alright, then... LET'S GO!!!", Luffy shouted into the air, as the team, now with new hopes for finding their lost ship doctor, went straight ahead for the new course, not knowing what kind of adventure would await them...

Back in the land of ponies, Equestria, Chopper had finished to introduce his crewmates to his new friends, as, unknown by the group, a pair of feet hastily made its way from a far distance over the meadow towards them.

Rarity could only smile at the nearly perfect weather, ideal for making a picknick.
"It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!"

The sound of footsteps now quickly approached, resulting in a purple baby dragon joining the group, sweating and trying to get oxygen. It was Spike.

Without even greeting, he immediately got to the point:
"Twi-... -light!... I... have... Lemme just..." He took a deep breathand belched out a letter in a small green flame. After levitating the letter in front of her eyes, Twilight then began to read:

Twilight then quickly turned to her friends: " Wedding?" She then continued reading:

At this invitation, Fluttershy could only smile bashfully: "Oh my goodness! What an honor!" Twilight then continued to read:

The earth pony made all kinds of jumps and flick flacks across the blanket, in joy, of course: "Hip, hip, hooray!

The orange earth pony gave her answer confident as ever: "Well, color me pleased as punch!"

Mentioned pegasus just simply yawned at that, until...

Rainbow Dash quickly switched her mood to excitement-mode: "Yes!"

The spechless unicorn mare could not stand the truth: Princess Celestia wants me to- ...wedding dress?" Rarity began swinging back and fourth, on the verge of losing consciousness, with Fluttershy hesitantly trying to keep her from falling. "For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, oooh!" She then fainted in exitement, laying motionlessly in the grass.

Being a doctor, Chopper tried to get over to her and check her up, but the other five ponies told him it would be 'normal for her attitude', as Twilight began to read the last information:

The group of ponies, dragon and reindeer was now filled with excitement and flustering, only Twilight scratched her head.

"I've never been on a wedding before!", Chopper bursted out, turning to Spike,"Do you think it's okay if i... uhm, if i'll come too?"
The small lizard only smiled at him: "Pfft, SURE you can, man!", causing his friend to run around the group in anticipation, his eyes glowing like stars.

Twilight however was still baffled. "But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?" All of her friends just broke their joy and stared back at her, not knowing exactly how to answer.

All of her friends? Well, almost.
Twilights assistant then gasped, almost forgetting something.
"Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give you this one first.", He just added with a bit of embarrassment in his voice, handing the unicorn a much smaller letter. She then read out text of the second sheet of paper, completely unprepared for the shocking news:

Twilight gasped at the letters last words:

"...My brother!?"