Eye of the Pie

by crashlanding12


Awkwardness and Pie

Rainbow awoke in the morning and took a walk in the town square of Ponyville. She walked past Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Twilight, and Fluttershy. Strangely, they all winked at her.
Rainbow walked over to Twilight.
“You know I went on a date with Soarin’?”

“Yep.”

“Who told you?”

“Rarity did. Why?”

“Well, I didn’t want them to spread that around.”

“Did you tell them to not do that?”

“Well, no.”

“Well, there. I got to go. Royal duties and stuff.”

“Bye, Twilight.”

“Bye, Rainbow.”

Rainbow walked through town to go meet up with Soarin’ at Sugarcube Corner.
She got to Sugarcube Corner and saw Spitfire talking to Soarin’. A fit of jealous rage and anger filled up her body. She stomped in to the empty courtyard in front of the bakery.
“You little @#%*$! You hurt my dream coltfriend’s heart! And you destroyed my house!”

Spitfire’s ears shoot up, surprised to hear this.
“I warned you once, I warned twice, I don’t want to warn you a third time!”

“You can’t stop me Spitfire. This is my life and I’m in charge. You may be my drill sergeant, but now that doesn’t matter.”

Spitfire left the scene, stomping mad and flew off.
“Well, that was awkward.” Said Soarin’.

“Yeah,”

“Am I actually your dream coltfriend?”

“Um, yes.”

“Did she actually damage your house?”

“Yep”

“Well, that’s a little harsh.”

The two sat down at a table of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie came up to them.
“What would you like to eat today?”

“We’ll take an apple pie, please?” said Soarin’.

“Okey-Dokey-Lokey!”

Pinkie poofed in and out of the bakery, returning with an apple pie on her head.
“Here you go!” said Pinkie, then walking back into Sugarcube Corner, winking at Rainbow.

“Well, let’s eat! I’m starving!” said Soarin’, his stomach grumbling loudly.

“Ok.”

The two shoved their faces into the pie, once again. Soarin’ looked up at Rainbow, while she looked up at him. The two bursted into laughter, falling of their seats.
“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You look so ridiculous!” Said Rainbow, tears falling out of her eyes.

Finally the laughter died, and the two sat back up in their seats.

“Let’s go to my house this time, okay Soarin’?”

“Okay?”