Ask Chatterjoy

by Chatterjoy


Reasons Why Jazzy is Boring

Chatterjoy was over in Canterlot visiting her friend Jazzy. Unfortunately, Jazzy had to practice for an upcoming concert.

The pegasus listened to the unicorn play her vibraphone. Every time Jazzy made a slight note mistake, she would start over from the beginning.

"Ugh! I am so bored!" Chatterjoy drawled out. She was unceremoniously spread out horizontally on Jazzy's chair.

"Then find something to amuse yourself with," Jazzy replied testing a note.

"You have nothing in your house to amuse me with! Golden Silence has Skyrim on the PS3. Pray tell, what do you have?"

"Pokemon."

Chatterjoy's eyes popped out at the mention of Pokemon. She tapped her hoof on her chin as she thought.

"I do love Pokemon. I have my own Pokemon games though, but I did leave them back in Ponyville."

"Not my problem," Jazzy sighed as she once again tested another note.

"I thought you were practicing for the concert."

"I was. Why?"

"I was just wondering why you would need to test notes."

"Because at the concert I need to make up my own song. I'm making a new song."

"Oh. I'm bored."

"Amuse yourself with something. Go play with your doll."

Chatterjoy's cheeks flushed in anger and embarrassment.

"Its a collectible, thingie, I don't play with dolls!"

"Then watch a movie."

"All your movies have Bowie, pony, guy, dude, in it! Or a musical. I prefer Disney." Chatterjoy retorted. Her cheeks were still flushed from the conversation about her Princess Luna doll.

"Then take a nap."

"Not tired."

"Go run or fly a few miles."

"Do I look like Rainbow Dash?" Chatterjoy asked, as she turned to glare at her unicorn friend.

"I would be scared if you were."

"Me too! Imagine if I was Rainbow Dash. I mean I talk fast enough as it is! What if I was as fast as Rainbow Dash is without having to have those Iron Will Bull energy drinks. I don't get those at all. Why are they called Iron Will. What does having Iron Will anything to do with energy? In fact why do ponies need energy drinks any way? I know we get tired as night approaches and stuff, but why?"

"Because Chatterjoy, unlike you other ponies get tired during work."

"Oh. Why is it exhausting? How is coming up with a new song exhuasting?"

"Its exhausting because I have to listen to my roommate complain about how bored she is."