The Adventures of Punfusion Iron-Knee

by Punguinhelper


Seriously Chapter 8 (I hope)

Punfusion and Map were walking along completely oblivious of the past two chapters.

"Hey, Map."

"Yes?"

"Have you noticed how eerie this forest is? It feels like we are being watched."

"I have no idea what you are talking about. But you make a good point, I am feeling tired so I will get on your back."

"What? I never said anything about tires, let alone treads. Nor did I mention sleep. Did we not sleep in the chaos tent?"

"Well I dunno. The last time we did anything of relevance was two chapters ago."

"Fair point."

"Pun? something odd is on your back."

"What is it!? Get it off me! Get it off me!"

"No I mean look at your wings."

Punfusion craned his head to see the chaos blade seamlessly bonded to his wings. "Well, that's just great. I don't even know how to swing these blades let alone fly with them."

Discord could not help but laugh at Punfusion's confusion. It was just so funny. Punfusion did not even realize the blade did not hinder him at all. What a silly pony. Now Discord though Watching him fight with those will be priceless, almost like the artifact itself. According to Fluttershy though, laughing at another pony's expense is unkind, so I should let him keep the blades as compensation for this prank. At that thought Discord snapped his bear claw making a hydra appear before the pegasus and punguin. Take that SRD
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"Map? What was that noise?" Punfusion asked, terrified. A large crash is not usually made by the mind.

"H-h-h-high-draw!" Map squeaked out.

Punfusion was now confused. "You want me to draw a picture and put it up high? I suppose I can do that."

"N-no HYDRA!" Map anxiously yelled.

"I think you mean hydro. I do not see anything resembling water."

The hydra Discord summoned was insulted by the pegasus calling it water. One of its heads charged down towards the blue pony.

Punfusion had a sheet of paper out and a crayon in his mouth. He bent down and began drawing a picture. A heavy gust of wind shot over him, followed by a lound BONK. "Huh? What was that?" Punfusion raised his wings defensively over his head, only to feel resistance. Suddenly that feeling was gone and there was now an ice sculpture of a hydra.

"Told you it was a hydro," Punfusion said, with a bored tone.

"I guess that hydra had an icy heart," Map punned.

"Maybe. Let's go find something that will be considered fowlplay."

"You can't mean."

"I do, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... Fluttershy's chickens: ready or not here we come!"