The Adventures of Punfusion Iron-Knee

by Punguinhelper


Chapter 6

Map, Punfusion, and Discord were standing in front of the Everfree Forest. Punfusion was wearing a saddlebag filled to the brim with who knows what. The saddlebag itself was nothing special, beyond the fact that its colors flowed, changing from red, green, purple, yellow, blue, orange, and a variety of other colors. Map was wearing a penguin-shaped backpack filled with fish. Discord, unlike the punguin and pegasus, had no such pack, but he did not need it, he was the embodiment of chaos after all. Map and Punfusion were baffled by how quickly they had arrived back at that Everfree Forest.

"Good, now you are ready to go into the Everfree. You have enough supplies to last you much longer than this little mission. Now, go on, retrieve Fluttershy's chickens, before something terrible happens. Like them getting turned to stone. In my experience wearing stone is not the most comfortable thing in the world, but enough about me, go!" Discord exclaimed.

"Um how, did we get here?" Punfusion asked. "One moment we're sliding across chocolate soap, the next we are standing at the Everfree Forest's entrance. It just doesn't make sense."

"Sense? What fun is there in making sense? Now go on, into the Everfree Forest with you two. You have some pheasants to find," replied Discord.

Map was terribly confused at this, "Comin' with us?"

"No" Discord stated, as if to to say, 'I thought this was obvious what are you still doing here?'

"Then why did you pack us up and bring us here with you?" Punfusion was uncertain as to what this Discord character's real plans were.

"Because Fluttershy is my friend, and you two were not doing what you told her you would do. So, to make sure you are keeping your word I will see you off."

"Actually Map made the promise not me, and if you were Fluttershy's friend would you not help find her chicken friends before they were her chicken frieds?" Punfusion asked.

"And so I have, look at your pack. That has the work of Discord written all over it," suddenly pens floated out of the bag and began to write 'the work of Discord' all over it.

"Okay I think the bag gets the point, as do I," Punfusion stated in defeat. "Yeah I think we should have come here first , I had not known about this promise until a few minute minutes ago. Still, what if the chickens have been turned to stone? Neither Map nor I have magic to free them."

"In that case put them into your Discord patented Disco-bag the grooviest bag in Equestria. then bring them back to me I will be waiting here for your return, and if the chickens are turned to stone, for theirs back to normal," explained Discord.

"Well Map, let's get going. We should not waste any time." Punfusion walked into the forest beckoning Map to follow. "We should hurry before I catch a fever, Wearing these bags makes me feel like I'm in an inferno."

Discord watched as the pun duo went deeper into the forest before completely losing sight of them. The last thing Discord saw was Map hop onto Punfusion's back. "I doubt Fluttershy would appreciate news of them being stoned." Discord's mischievous grin widened, "This will be hilarious." And with that he discorpeared.