I'm a human in a pony body, stuck in ponyland
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
" Jon calm down and think." Iris speaks in a calm tone.
The real reason I stopped screaming is that if I don't stop i'll faint. What would make me change? Why did I change? I need a adult now. But first priorities.
I try to get up but fall down multiple times stupid hooves have no grip. Ok so front legs planted, moving back legs. I move my back legs to make me stand up.
" Huzzah! Success!" I yell but i'm only standing.
" Cool now get moving."
" I haven't got there yet." Silence. k then maybe its like crawling? Lets see. I make the motion of a crawl and slowly but surely i'm moving. Oh if something tries to eat me they will succeed. Remembering from last night I had a gauntlet, my bag, and a bucket of water.
I slowly turn around to look for said items and there they are, mocking me that I can't use them. I make my way over to my bag and try to mangle it on to my back. I look to my hooves to see if the gauntlet is on and of course it is. the once gauntlet has turned into what seems to be a segmented leg brace that stops at by bending of the leg part, of course it's golden and very nice.
All this unlucky crap is tiring I need a drink. I stumble my way over to the bucket and take a drink. The drink is water and its the quenchiest. There isn't much to do here except wait for help. Me being in a now more appropriate state I wonder some questions. Such as, 'where's my clothes?' or ' Is this permanent?' and ' what have I done to be a pony.'
Waiting gets boring but a problem arose. What's the one thing you have to do every morning after you wake up? I have to pee. Oh god code red! CODE RED!! (gonna censor this part cause I am literally at loss 4 words)
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Ok now that is over for sure, I have a chance to inspect my self. It looks like i'm a unicorn with a soft yellow coat and a black mane. Neat. Anyway I sitting here waiting for a rescue. don't have the strength or know how to use this body to open doors or do anything efficiently. So now I sit thinking about home and ponies and more home.
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Here I am sitting. That's it.
It feels like hours since I woke up and it probably has. Wonder how many more hours it is now. I'm not feeling good, really hungry, meh I get up to get a drink of water and lay down to take a nap.
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Dreamscape)
Well since its a dream it turns out i'm a human here. This reminds me of them olden day it feels like yesterday that I was walking on two legs now to four.
" Uh Jon it was yesterday and the princess is here again."
" Oh, ok."
I make a door and open it but this time it doesn't involve Luna It also includes her sister.
"Oh hey there, come on in." I motion for them to come inside.
" Jon we need to speak to you." Says Celestia.
" Is it about the rescue?" I ask but don't feel well I think the outside damage is seeping in. That's not good.
" Yes and no. You see, the rescue is coming soon but not as soon as we like, but be sure that its coming."
" Ok good cause as you can see I don't look good. Also there's a problem." This got there attention. " I'm a pony now."
This seems to alleviate their fears. " And I don't know how to use it."
" What does thou mean 'not know how to use it'." Luna speaks.
"Well that means like I cant do things like regular this past day all i've been doing is drinking water and sitting down waiting."
This seems to stun them.
" Are you ok?" ask Celestia.
" Not gonna lie, I feel turable."
" Turable? What does that mean?"
" It means that I feel like i'm gonna die." This also stuns them. " Who are you sending for the rescue?"
" We are sending the elements of harmony to rescue you."
" Have they left yet?"
" No they have not."
" Ok let give you some tips on what to bring."
" Jon that isn't necessary its a simple rescue right?"
" Maybe, But tell them to watch out for Mr. Plant."
" Who is Mr. Plant?"
" Ask Luna. Next tell them to bring Discord along with you."
" Why?"
"Simple because he can help if there's is conflict, there is more then Mr. Plant you know."
" I see, is there anything else?"
I think for a few moments and come up with these replies.
"Three things. One. Tell them i'm a pony." They both nod. " Tell them to get ready to build a bridge, Or have Discord magic it up." They nod at this again. " And tell them to bring food, lots of it."
"Anything you want?"
" Something with rice and vegetables." Nods. " Oh and me as a pony looks like a soft yellow me, but more closer to the yellow color on your butt." I say while pointing at the inside of the sun on Sunshine. Reaction Priceless. Before they could retort I keep going. " Black mane, unicorn and a golden piece of armor that's on my front right leg. It's a segmented piece of armor that is golden and stops at the bendy point. That's all I could think of, other than I really don't feel good."
"Now get outa my head while i'm still awake." I open the door and then they leave. As I close the door I fall forward to the ground and black out.
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IRL)
I wake up in the same position as I slept but hungrier. Well now i'm gonna go get a drink of water...After I pee.
Ok got through that. Now I wait. Wonder how my family's doing. I hope they think i'm not dead, I did convince them that I can see ghosts, wonder what their reaction will be. I think i'm gonna lay down and a close my eyes. I feel on the verge of blacking out but keep my eyes open. Slowly slipping to sleep.
I think someone opens the door. I hope I can turn back into a human soon. I hear yelling behind me but I don't feel good enough to answer. Maybe they found me.
" Jon!! Where are you?" I can't identify the voice, but at least its a friendly.
" Look there he is!!" Lots of hooves clop against the floor. The sound gets closer to me.
" Are you Jon?" My eyes focus on what's in front of me it seems like all six mares are here, I don't see Discord around. Damn could use some fun around here. To reply to her answer I nod once.
" Okay everypony lets take him out!"
I soon got lifted up by something and taken out of the ruins, then out the forest. Well i'm gonna sleep
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I wake up in a bed, from my surroundings it's not a hospital bed. The room seems homey, my bag is over there and my bracer thing is not here, not good. Can't really tell who's house this is, but lets find out.
" Hello?" I yell just loud enough for someone to hear. Clopping is heard and the door across the room is opened. Twilight came in. time for the Q an A.
" Hello Jon, How do you feel?" She asks.
" Fine. Do you have food for me?" I ask back.
" Yes here it is." She use her magic to bring over a tray of food. The food consisted of what seems to be porridge with some be vegetables mixed in. A glass of water is put to the side for me to drink. A problem came up.
"Twilight I can't eat this." I say flatly. Her face turns into slight shock.
" Why can't you eat it? I assure you its perfectly good."
" Uh, ok then. Who made it?"
" Fluttershy did, also this is her house."
" Oh, um. still can eat this."
" Do you not like it or--"
" I can't use hooves." everything foes silent for moments.
" Oh... um. Do you want me to feed you or something?"
" I don't know, but maybe i'll stuff my face into it." I get ready to plunge into the bowl face first.
" No you will not." She says this as she magicks the food away "That's bad manners."
" But... food." I say while I use both my hooves to point at the bowl of food.
" Just let me feed it to you." She says while holding a spoon full of food with her magic.
" But I can eat it with my face." I'm losing!
" It either this or no food." This is bad. The situation is that I cant feed myself. Well I can but she won't let me. Its taunting me, just right there. You never take away a man from his food. Never, my dad learned that the hard way.
" Can I just feed myself, Or i'll do it by force."
"Fine." Faith +10. Hope+10. My face :D " No food for you." Faith and Hope -100 D:
" Ok then leave me to starve." I put on a strait face.
"OK then." She trots out the room with a slightly perturbed face.
I'm not sure how the battle will favor now but sacrifices were made. I soon heard a 'arrgh', bet that's from Twilight. Ok maybe that was a bad Idea. I'm hurting real bad. We must advance. I get off the bed and hobble to the door. Luckily Twilight didn't close it all the way or I couldn't open it. I make enough space to make it through. I walk down the hallway to encounter my newest enemy. STAIRS. Evil bastards. I really hope I can turn back soon. I hear conversation down stairs. The talking is between Twilight and someone else.
" I can't believe he won't let me feed him." Says Twilight.
" Well Why didn't you let him?" Says a posh voice. Sound Identified: Rarity.
" He wanted to stuff his face in there. What am I supposed to do?"
" WHAT! He wanted to eat like that? *ahem* Well uh Why don't we try somepony else?"
I'm getting bored standing here. What's the easiest way to get down? Falling. No pain, no gain, but this is just all pain, unless I get the food. LEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS. I take a step forward and wait for the pain. This like a really bad trust fall.
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow"
"Ow" And slide.
I take that pain and raise 7.No really but at the bottom of the stairs. Which is where I am. So there's more then just Twilight and Rarity, there's Fluttershy too.
" OH MY GOSH! Are you alright?" Asks Fluttershy.
" NO, buy I blame myself and Twilight." This is the answer she was not expecting.
"Way would you blame me?" Speaks Twilight.
" Well you took my food away. Ow-pain. I told you that I will do anything for food."
" That doesn't mean fall down the stairs."
" Well if I called for help, you would of held it against me. Simple."
" He does have a point Twilight." Says Rarity.
" Hey Fluttershy." She turns towards me." Where's the food?"
" Oh um, I-its in the kitchen on the table. Do you want me to get it?"
" Well if I don't ask you to get it, I might break something. So yes please." Fluttershy trots to the kitchen to get my food.
" Thank you." I sit down and wait. "OH MY GOD!!! Twilight when did you get bigger? You too Rarity? What happened."
" Um well your a colt." Says Twilight.
" Does that mean i'm a kid size now?" They both nod. " So does this mean i'll have to go back to school?" I think I just dug my grave, because Twilight has a smile I don't like. At this point I just stared blankly and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Fluttershy must of heard my yelling because she came back faster then she went into the kitchen.
" What's going on?" She asks her friends.
"Well he might go back to school." Says Rarity.
"Wait." I say this and silence is heard. " Where's my thing?"
" What thing?" Says Twilight.
" The thing that was on my right leg, you know the golden thing?"
" Well we took it off for you to rest."
" Can I have it back?" Oh no they have leverage. Twilight now has a smug grin.
" Twilight darling please let me handle this." Says Rarity. Twilight steps down from the talk and Rarity takes over. " Jon what would you do for the golden bracer?"
Don't say it." Anything."
" Would you let somepony feed you?" she says with her eyebrow raised.
" Yes.." The tone in my vice is slowly fading into a quieter tone.
" Would you go to school?" I am in a bad situation.
" Can I ask a out of topic question?" she nods and that give me the ok to proceed. " How can I change back into a human?"
" We don't know what happened to you so we don't know what to use."
" Is there anything I could do to help?"
" Did you touch anything in particular?"
" Uh maybe some flowers? Does that help?"
" Yes that does. Twilight, Fluttershy go over to Zecora and see if she has any of it left." they both nod and leave. through the front door. Wonder who Zecora is?
" Am I gonna go to school?" I ask Rarity.
" What's wrong with that?"
" I don't wanna go." I whine.
" Do you want the bracer back?"
" Yes..."
" Ok then. Now eat up." She levitates the spoon of food over the my mouth. I reluctantly eat from the floating spoon. At least the foods good. The process is repeated until almost all the food is gone. The last spoon is floating over and I accept it. Twilight and Fluttershy came back. With good news I think.
" She said it'll take a week to gather the herbs." Says Twilight. A week in this body oh god.
" Well that should be fine. Jon here said himself that he'll go to school. Isn't that right Jon?" I'm looking at the floor but they see me nod to that.
Things are going trough my head right now. Well maybe I can make light of this and have fun. Maybe.
"Hey Fluttershy?" I say.
" O-oh, yes?"
" I'm still hungry."
" O-oh, i'll go make some more." She trots to the kitchen and she starts another meal.
" Can I have the bracer back now?"
" Do you pinkie promise to go to school?" Ask Rarity.
" Um ok. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye." This caught them off guard but they don't ask.
" No dear it goes like this: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." with each part she makes a gesture that fits with each part.
" Okay, Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
" Just to let you know a very bad thing will happen if you break it." Man with all the crap that is happening I took tht to heart I don't know how pinkie promises work in ponyland.
" Can I have the bracer yet?"
" Twilight be a dear and go get it." Twilight walks away from my vision. Probably out of the room or something.
" So how and where is the school building?" I ask Rarity. She was about to answer but Fluttershy came in with more food.
" Here you go." Fluttershy says.
" Oh, thank you." I'm about to dig in but Rarity took it away. " Hey!"
" Don't eat it like that. Just let me help you."
" Uhg fine." She's about to floats the spoon over but Twilight came back with the bracer. " Oo can I have it back now?"
She has a small grimace on her face but she levitates it over to me. I fumble it n my hooves and it falls to the ground with a clank. " Rarity."
" Yes dear?"
" Can you help me put it on."
" Why yes I can." She levitates it and I slide my right front leg. The bracer fits good so yeah. I look to a nearby window to see if there's some sunlight and yes it is. I trot over to it and shove my arm into the light. I'm not looking for a weapon but a extension of the bracer so it goes up my whole right foreleg. The oh so familiar flash appears, three yelps I hear from the three mares. I forgot to warn them. This is where I die.
"Jon... What was that?" Says a angered Twilight.
"Aaa! Don't hit me!" I say while cowering on the floor with my hooves covering my face.
" Why in Celestia's world would I hit you?"
" Oh it's just a reaction don't worry about it."
" That's not the point what is it?" She says while pointing to my bracer, yeah I'm claiming it.
" It's mine."
" Its dangerous, give it to me."
" But she said I could have it back if I listened and I did." I say while pointing to Rarity.
" Rarity what would you do of this situation?" Says Twilight.
" Well he did agree to listen, I think we should let him keep it. Especially after what he did a couple of days ago."
" But what if-"
" That is a what if the time of the situation is now not later. Just let him keep it."
" Hey Twilight." Twilight looks over to me with a defeated face. " Two things. One, Defeated!" I say this while pointing at her in a slight mocking way. " Now two. I have my science book from my world let you borrow it." This seems to lighten the mood.
"*Sigh* What am I gonna do with you." Its only been one day and she seem to be more exhausted then ever.
" I told you i'm a bad friend." She rolls her eyes at this. " So yay or nay on the science book? Oh I forgot to mention this, but uh, where am I gonna live, and the book is a text book so that mean its all knowledge." Her eyes widen but se recomposes herself before it goes out of control.
" Ok you let me borrow it and you can keep it. For as where your gonna live why not here?"
" Here as in Fluttershy's house, nah don't wanna."
" What's wrong with it?"
" Nothing it's that I feel like i'm taking advantage of her hospitality."
" Oh it nothing your welcome to stay here though, if you want to that is." Fluttershy says.
" See?"
" Well then who are you gonna live with?" Twilight asks.
" Sorry Fluttershy, but you are eliminated from the nominees." Her head goes down with sorrow." But you get a honorary approval." Her mood lightens up and she walks away to do animal stuff. " Out of the two of you. Whose house is closer?"
Rarity raises her hoof. "Congratulations you got a useless house guest, it comes with me and help if you ask." I say this with a flat tone. Twilight looks sad from this. I take this as a chance to tell her something. " Don't worry Twilight after a week is gone i'll need another place to stay." This makes her slightly happier. " Now Rarity where is your house? Wait I need to get my bag. can someone take me up stairs and help me get my stuff?"
"Oh my god! Don't do that without warning please." What Twilight did made herself chuckle and lift me off the ground with her levitation. She trotted up the stairs and into the room where I once rested. She levitates me and my bag from the floor, and soon trots back down stairs with me in tow.
Twilight put me on the ground with my bag next to me. I try to lift my bag and fumble it on like back at the castle but it's soon levitated by Rarity.
" Hey! I was gonna carry it."
" Well you were too slow." She said.
" What is that supposed to mean."
" It means you're to little to carry it.
I don't like being called little. Basically when I was little I was the shortest in my family, school, everywhere. It's just a pet peeve, and it's stupid that way. This can change my mood but not one of anger, not that much anger.
" Fine, can we leave?"
" Yes darling, now say bye." Why does everybody say that? I know how to say bye, I just don't wanna. She soon starts trotting towards the door.
" *sigh* Bye Fluttershy, bye Twilight." As i'm about to trot Twilight stops me.
" Jon wait!"
" Yeah?"
" You forgot to give me the book."
" Well Rarity has my bag. And I got to go now, so bye." I began to trot away after Rarity.
" Don't forget to change your name then!" She yells at me.
I catch up with Rarity and start making small talk.
" So, Jon. What's your family like?" Rarity says. I feel like messing with her.
" Dead..." She stops right in her tracks, and her eyes go wide. This humors me. " Why did you ask?" I put on a sad face and a quiet tone.
" I'm so sorry Jon. I jus-"
" Ha! I'm just kidding you." Her face turns into anger. Shit. " Ok, ok i'll be serious kinda. Just calm down. " She blinks a couple times and lets out a breath. We resume walking.
" So are you going to tell me about them?"
" Yeah I have a sister, mom and a dad."
" Can you tell me about them?"
" I can, but I won't."
" Why not?"
" I, I just don't feel like talking about them."
" I see." We entered town." Do you have any hobbies?"
I could say killing stuff, but I don't. " No I do not."
" Nothing? Sports?"
" Not athletic enough."
" Reading?"
" I don't like reading. Much."
" How about art."
" I cant draw well enough to make talent out of it."
" Singing? Building? Doing anything?" She's running out of things to say.
" Can't sing, That's my sister. I can build, but don't make anything useful enough. I do like fixing though." She opens her mouth, but I cut her off. " But only because I get a creative solution, and also everyone comes to me to fix things." She closed her mouth but has something else to say.
" Ok then. Have any friends?"
" Yeah."
" Are you going to tell me about them?"
" No."
" *sigh* Do you like animals?"
" Yeah." I'm a simple man.
"What's your favorite animal then."
" I have multiple ones some mythological, some real."
" What's 'mythological' dear."
" What that means is that it's a fake creature from history but there's no proof of it."
" Well ok then. what are your favorite animals then."
" Well here in this world some mythological exist, and are on my list, like pegasi, unicorns, and dragons, maybe a minotaur. I actually have a lot in that part of the list, huh."
" Jon dear, those are all real here."
" Well yeah the unicorns, pegasi and dragon yeah, but for real? Minotaurs?
" Yes minotaurs are real."
" Phoenixes?"
" Yes those too, the princess has one."
" Pixies?"
" I'm not sure you might have to ask Twilight about that."
" Oh, ok."
"Well what about real animals?"
" Well ox's and tigers are on top, maybe dogs, the list is also long."
" Oh look were here. I present my home and business: Carousel Boutique "
I've seen it before. It's what it is a carousel but different. Windows are all around the building. the building it self is at least two stories tall with a point at the end. Now I know where to murder someone.
We walk inside and of course it's different. The carpet is a light pink with a short roughness to it. Fabrics are organized by shade and color in cubbies on the wall. Multiple sewing machines ley on tables around the room. I can see multiple doors around the side. Rarity walks over to one of the doors and says.
" This is where your staying." She opens a door with her magic and points a hoof inside.
I walk over and see the inside. The floor is like the main room. There are two windows in this room with drapes of course. Who doesn't have drapes? The bed is positioned in the middle against a wall on one side is a mirror and table. On the other side is a night stand with multiple drawers. In front of the bed, next to the wall is a desk with a window above it. A small cup of pencils are on the desk. Wonder how they make them.
" So where's the couch?"
" What is wrong with the room?"
" Nothing it's just someone sleeps here already."
" Well yes someone does, my sister."
" Oh, her. I met her."
" Ah she already told me about it."
" Oh, so where's the couch?"
" It'll be fine, my sister isn't suppose to come over this week." Well that's convenient.
" But I shoul-"
" No buts. you are going to sleep here and that is final!"
" Fine, but do you have another blanket?"
" Yes I do. Wait here and i'll het it." She levitates my bag into a corner. She then trots out of view and I walk inside and wait. Rarity soon comes back with a neatly folded white blanket in her magic grasp. She then uses her magic to spread out said blanket across the bed evenly. Neat.
" Hey Rarity."
" Yes?"
" What should my temporary name be?"
" Name? What does your family do?"
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Dad:"Son I want you to remember the one thing we do, be successful. If anyone asks say 'being successful'."
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" Be successful."
" Ok then. That's a start. Anything specific?"
" Restaurant and owning houses."
" Oh. Do you have any Ideas?"
" Well pony names are usually two part right?"
" It's quite common, so yes."
" I have a name. How about Golden spark.
" That's a very nice name. Now the sun is setting you should go to bed soon."
" No."
" Why not?"
" Cause I want to take a shower."
" Oh. Um the bathroom is this way." She trots out the room with me in follow. We turn a few and go down a hallway. " Here's the bathroom. Will you need help?" Another disadvantage of being small and a kid apparently.
" Sure why not." She walks in with me in going after.
The bathroom is quite nice. The floor here is marble with a white marble sink and table mixed together. the bath itself has a white showerhead that's detachable. Tons of cleaning items lay around the edge of the tub from what I can tell they are some kind of coat enhancer. All I need to know is the shampoo and soap.
The shower itself is simple. I stood in place where the water hit where she just levitates the things to clean me with around me. I'm pretty sure she gave me the same treatment she gives herself when she washes herself. It's over after a while. I didn't know I could be that clean. I get out of the tub and she dries my coat off with a towel.
We must of been there for awhile, because there was sunlight, now it's night. Wonder how there're doing in Canterlot.
" Hey Rarity."
" Yes darling?"
" Uh where is my room?"
" Ah it over here." She walks away and I follow. She leads me to my temporary room.
" Thanks." She walks over to the door and closes it but not all the way.
I get up on the bed with some issues but not big ones. I soon crawl under the blankets and wait i'm not tired sleep will come eventually.