Pinkie and Rainbow waited fifteen more minute before trotting over to Spike, who at that point was just staring blankly at a wall and smiling.
"Hay Spike, you alright?" Rainbow asked as Spike burst out laughing. Pinkie then proceeded to join in the giggle fit. "Pinkie, what the hay are you doing?" Rainbow said with her eyebrows raised. What was so funny that both Spike and Pinkie burst out laughing she thought. Do I have something in my teeth?
"Sorry Dashie," Pinkie said, as she got up from the bakery floor. "It just looked like fun!" Pinkie said in between giggles. Pinkie put on a more serious face. "What do we do now?" she said as she pointed to spike, who at this point thought his hands were the most interesting thing in all of existence. Spike then walked into the kitchen unnoticed.
"I dunno, how about-" Rainbow was cut off when they heard a crash from the kitchen.They rushed over to it to find Spike shoveling raw eggs and muffins into his mouth like he was going to die unless he put on some weight in the next five minutes. Spike then proceeded to start hiccuping and accidentally sent a chair to Celestia. It was a fine, high quality chair, the only one of its kind. Needless to say, it was an exceptional chair and now it was gone. He then tried to go outside but Rainbow ,who by at this point noticed that this as a bad idea,stopped him. She had almost got him when he hiccuped and sent part of Rainbows mane away. He then proceeded to run around the bakery like a child and tripped over a very agitated Rainbow Dash.
He was bouncing around the bakery without control while Rainbow threw one hell of a hissy fit. But she kept on trying to catch him anyway, mainly because she wanted to teach him a lesson about why you don't buck with Rainbow Dash. All of the sudden, Spike stopped running and Rainbow got into a collision with him and threw both of them into Pinkie, who had, during the whole chase scene, made popcorn and found a recliner to sit on. The picked Spike up and dragged his purple ass up the stairs towards pinkies room.
They went in and locked all thirty seven locks on Pinkie door and tied Spike up with some rope Rainbow found near a hefty collection of knifes and a pink chainsaw. Rainbow then trotted up to Pinkies full body mirror and looked herself over. She then noticed the black coloration in her main and the finely burnt hair and was about to scream when Pinkie spoke up.
"I like your new mane style Dashie, It just screams burnt by a dragon". In all honesty, she really did like it. She thought it looked a lot less lesbian now. " It reminds me of that one time I lit you on fire to see what would happen" Pinkie said. "But you didn't like it very much, or I think you didn't like it, you didn't get a chance to tell me." Pinkie then noticed Rainbows horrified look and asked "What, did I say something I shouldn't have?"
" Um Pinkie, I don't think that happened. I mean, that is just plain creepy Pinks. I don't think I can just classify that as you being random." She said as she looked at Pinkie through scared and confused eyes.
" But that did happen." Pinkie exclaimed. " It"s just now canon in our universe. It's in alternative universe number one thousand one hundred and thirty four." Rainbow expression changed from horrified to completely confused and was about to say so when Spike belched out a letter.
The duo slowly trotted over to where the letter fell and Rainbow picked it up. She unfolded it and read it aloud. "Dear My most faithful student Twilght Sparkle, tell Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash I said thanks for the very nice chair and that they should move everything they don't want sent to me away from Spike. I also wanted to congratulate you on getting the final hair sample for the clones. I will send them to you shortly. Your loving teacher,Princess Celestia."
Pinkie and Rainbow stared at the note in silence for a couple of minutes before setting it down and speaking at the same time. " Well, that was weird." and "That sounds awesome."(Guess which one said which). Then they both said: " Wait, what? ... Never mind." They stopped talking and walked over to Spike, who had sent part of the rope away. Then Pinkie Trotted to her closet and started grabbing stuff and throwing them on her bed.
" Hey Dashie, Can you give me a hand with my knife collection?" Rainbow trotted over to the closet and started picking up random knifes and syringes and put them on Pinkies bed.
"Yo Pinks, What all this for exactly? she asked. "Celestia, I hope you didn't murder somepony with these..." She said half jokingly. Pinkie gave her a shit eating grin and said.
"Their not for murdering ponies silly. I sometimes use them when I make cupcakes and sew though. I don't think ponies would smile at being killed!" she proclaimed as she pushed her party cannon over to the bed. She then accidentally started the cannon and it fired directly at spike. Spike the opened his mouth outrageously wide and consumed the entire blast as it hit him. Even Pinkie, who's done that on several occasions, mouth dropped. I t was kinda creepy to think that spike could possibly bite a pony in two and that his mouth was big enough to consume it whole.
The blast had broken the last of spikes ropes of and he stood up. He looked the two ponys over and jumped out of Pinkies still closed window, Shattering it in too a fine dust. Rainbow sighed a she started to give chase. Pinkie grabbed a dress that had several cutiemarks on it and hide it under the pile of weapons. Also in the pile was the chainsaw, a hat with numbered tickets in it, a showgirl outfit, a box labeled 'Party Favors', and a framed picture of Rainbow Dash. Pinkie picked up the picture and put on a menacing grin and whispered "Soon." She then put the started laughing evilly and put the picture back in the pile before joining the chase.