Good, bad, and why me?

by Normalguy


Somethings happening

Oh snapped!

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Reminder)

Celestia: " HALT, DO NOT HURT MY PONIES YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!!!"
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 I think thats the leader of the ‘ponies’, with a regal coat of white, golden hoof shoes I see with a tiara with a indigo gem. and a freaky moving mane that stays in one place while it all moves with colors of a light blue on top of emerald light green  stacked ontop of another blue only darker and to finish with a bright pink last same for the tale I see.

The regal pony lands on all four hooves and glares at me. I'm a freakin out but i'm not showing it, on the outside I have a open jaw, inside i'm thinking of all the different ways shes gonna kill me, oh god the ways.

I snap out of my trance and I motion for Twilight in a hurried fashion and a more worried face. Twilight was gonna come over but the regal pony put a hoof in front of her. Twilight  looks nervous at the princess and then to me.  All of a sudden the regal one speaks.

“ Why are you here?”

I was nervous so while on the ground I curl up and hug my knees and flop to the other side. I hear a gasp but I don't know what its from, blood? maybe? I can feel their stares at me and everything is silent. One gaze is stronger than the six mares(?) combined I siver from it and then a realization hit me, my bag. I suddenly get up and there stares at me intense. I look around and see the white building with a red cross that means health,right? I sprint towards it and then the regal mare yells.

“ GET BACK HERE CRIMINAL!!”

Yeah... i'm not giving up. She flies towards me and is gaining fast. I think of something quick the fight was a blur but I remember one thing. I slow down and move my arms and hands to condense a swirling ball of air, with beams raining down and others looking at me I throw the ball in front of me and jump on it like a snowboard. Its working i'm getting away! The hospital is coming closer yet its still far away. The beams stop for a second only to be fired at a faster rate.  Thinking outside the box  I u-turn all of a sudden not only does the princess keep going for a little bit but get a glare that could kill the meteor that  killed the dinosaurs then the glare killed them too.

With even more motivation other than being captured, arrested, and maybe killed. I run through what looks like a farmers market district. with me on the ball of air a lot of ponies see me and freak out. With the beams stopping I look back only to see that glare, I turn around and ride off. With the civilians running and me going towards them it doesn't look good, not at all. I weave all I can and get through without  any problems. Crap I see a bunch of kids, or foals,whatever and stop immediately jumping off the ball my landing doesn't end well. My landing fails and I tumble a couple times and stop on my back. The kids or foals look at me and then they scream  and run, crap. I quickly look at my surroundings and see the white pony pegacorn come at me. My eyes widen and at the tip of her horn comes a yellow ball  towards me and I brace for the worst.

Nothing comes no pain or anything, When I open my eyes I see glowing golden bars around me. the regal one comes in front and speaks.

“ Why are you here?” she ask in a quite menacing tone.

I think of a solution and only a couple things come to mind.
“ Heeey Iris little help?”
“ Can't think of anything, sorry.”  she replies with a tone that says “you're on your own”.
“ Crap, wait, got it!”

I just stare at her from the inside showing worry on my face. I roll my eyes up into my head and fall down to the ground. I hear the steps come closer and the mare stops for a second. I take my chance and get up quickly and run I remake the ball and throw it forward I jump on it and board away. The princess looks at me with shock and anger.
I move towards her and stop and speak.

“ Sup.”  and wait. She replies with a voice of uncertainty

“ What are you?”

“ Well. I could be your friend.” She looks at me like i'm crazy. Guilty.

“ ANSWER ME!!” She yells.
I was knocked back a little bit and re posture my self, I stare at her and then I answer.

“ Ok, but... follow me to the hospital.” I say  and point to the hospital.

“ Fine.” she gets close to my face and says “ But you're coming with me.”

I roll my eyes and dash away. I hear a flapping noise and I think its the princess right? We get to the hospital and I stop in front and talk to the princess.
“Hey uhh...” I don't know her name

“ My name is Celestia, Princess of Equestria.”

Just in that line I got some answers and some ridiculous questions. Anyway when we walk in the ponie around us look at us in curiosity. I go up to the front desk and ask where my room is.

“ H-hey miss.” she turns around and stares at me and to the princess and back to me multiple times. She replies with a answer and a stammer of her own.

“ U-um y-yes lets s-see here. Ah room 23 third floor first room on left.”

I turn around and walk towards the stairs and climb up. The way up was quiet ,the princess is behind me and that stare is piercing my head. We both head up too the second floor and I count the rooms till I see 23. I walk inside and looked. I look around for my bag and I see it on the floor. Walking over to it  and nearing , I was gonna grab it but befor I grasp it, it disappears. Seeing this I freak out franticly and search everywhere  but where it is. floating in a yellow aura next to the princess. I look at the princess with a unamused look. I walk over to her to grab the backpack but before I could grab it she pulls it away I guess with her telekinesis. She talks.
“ Not until you answer my questions.”

I give a frown and think about it.

“ O-only if Twilight and her friends are here.”She raised and eyebrow but complies. Next up i'm on my butt in what looks like a library of sorts. I look around for Twilight and find her. She looks at me with relief and then shock. I don't know why but I don't care but before anything could happen the princess speaks up.

“ Elements of harmony, please gather. Right now we are going to talk to the creature. So please sit”

All  six sit and the princess is last to sit after me. we all sit on opposite sides with each other. They all look at me with different faces, some happy ,some sad, and some angry. The princess spoke again.

“What are you creature?” she says in a calm tone.

I was nervous with all the different stares again so I did what I did at the hospital. I point at Twilight and motion her to come closer, but with that face on the princess she seems disturbed. I whisper to Twilight  to tell them that this is how its gonna go.
*whisper whisper  whisper *
“ He says that its gonna be like the hospital again, any questions?” The first to raise their hoof ( I suppose ) is  Applejack, and ask.

“ Why did you run to the fight?” she said with a stern tone.

*whisper whisper*
“ He says, because of a vow? I think?” She looks at me with a confused look and I nod once.

next to raise her hoof  is Fluttershy asking.
“ W-what d-do you e-eat?”

*whisper whisper*
“ He omnivorous, so he eats vegetables and  um... meat?”

Everybody looks at me with looks of shock but before anyone could ask twilight ask the star question.
“ are you gonna eat us?”
I shake my head indicating i'm not and whisper to Twilight what I can eat and what I Don't like.
*whisper whisper whisper*
“Oh that helps. He says he doesn't eat ponies but can have vegetarian diet if you wanted for him to cause  he wont kill animals right?” I nod my head and the questions go on, the next to question is Rarity I think.

“ Dear, what is wrong with your clothes, they look awful.”
I quickly look at my clothes and look at her I then whisper the answer to Twilight.
* whisper whisper *
“ He says he likes plain clothes and he likes grey the best.”
Rarity ends up with a weird face and then I ask a question of my own.
* whisper whisper *
She looks at me and then walks around me then a wild gasp appears. She quickly comes back to me and says yes. I guess the back pain was because of a wound oh well. I shrug it away for the time being and ask another question of my own.
* whisper whisper * she looks at me and then to the princess and speaks.
“ He ask if there is a way back home.”

The princess ponders the question and replies.
“ There is no way to bring you to your place as of yet but there will have to be some reasearch for it before we can determine the answer to bring you back.”

I felt sad realising that I can't go back a for a while , not seeing my friends, family, or go to school. Still they have my backpack hostage. I as twilight if she can get my backpack  back but another question was asked by the rainbow one.

“ Where did you learn how to fight that?” she asks in a excited tone.

*whisper whisper *
“ He says he ‘ freestyles’ it and self taught.”
The rainbow one nods and Twilight ask a quick question before the princess ask again
“ What are you?”

*whisper whisper *
“ He says hes a human.”
They all look in disbelief and thinking this leads to a conclusion in my mind, either humans are bad, good, really bad, or maybe extinct?  Well lets find out hopefully. All the ponies are thinking as if they knew something but the princess looks shocked to hear this. She talks in a  hurried voice.

“Twilight sparkle my student.” wait shes a student for the princess?Damn. “I must leave quickly to tell the others the news, excuse me but I need room for my teleporting.” Wait I need my answers now of what shes gonna do so I gave up giving a damn and jumped at her right before she teleports.

When I think shes done i'm in mid ‘jump at her distance’ with momentum. So i'm in midair with momentum going towards a princess. Well I don't give a damn!