C'mon, Dashie, that last prank was pretty funny," Pinkie Pie giggled.
Rainbow Dash sighed, "Yeah, but we already moved Rarity's ponykins last week."
"But what about Twilight's disappearing ink?" Pinkie suggested as she collapsed in another fit of laughter.
"But we do that every time!" Dash complained, pulling at her face. "And I'm so bored!"
"Hmm," Pinkie said thoughtfully. "Well, how about we prank-"
Whatever Pinkie Pie had been about to say next was cut off as the door to Sugarcube Corner opened and in walked a small, exhausted dragon.
"Welcome to SugarCube Corner!" Pinkie exclaimed, as she bounced behind the counter. " Hiya Spike! How are you doing today?".
"Hey Pinkie," Spike said as he walked up to the counter."I'm doing good, how about you?"
"I'm doing great, Spike. Me and Dashie are just-" while she was saying this Rainbow motioned for her to not tell Spike about the pranks. Pinkie noticed this and arched an eyebrow before remembering that they were thinking of pranks. Pinkies mood seemed to grow ever-happier as she continued speaking."-having lunch. What brings you here on this fine day?"
"Twilight gave me my allowance early this week so I decided to get a snack". He actually found some bits on the ground that twilight was experimenting on and stole them. Twilight then spent the next hour looking for her money as it was part of the funds to fix the window that at this point was shattered by a tree branch. Fucking tree library.
"That's super duper Spike, so what do you want?" Pinkie said as she motioned towards the overhead menu above her. "You can have cupcakes, plain old regular cakes, muffins, or bagels ".
"Wait, bagels?" Spike asked. Pinkie nodded. "Never mind, anyways those all sound good Pinkie, but I came here to try your brownies" he said. Spike then had a deep internal debate as to why a bakery would sell bagels when there was a Starbucks next door.
"Okie dokie Spike, they will be done in about ten minutes" Pinkie said as she bound into the kitchen. "I wonder what Dashie was talking about?" Pinkie mumbled so quietly that only she and the bacteria living in her horse mouth could hear.
"Hey Spike, hows it going?" Rainbow finally said as Pinkie left. I wonder if he even knows I was here. She thought to herself.
"Oh, hey Rainbow, I didn't see you there. I'm doing great, Twilight gave me my-"
"Jerk..." Rainbow murmured. "Yeah, yeah I heard it already. Hey, can you do me a favor?" Rainbow said a little hastily.
"Sure, what do you want me to do" he said. Wait, is she nervous? he thought.
"Just watch our food while I go talk to Pinkie." Rainbow said as she flew into the kitchen.
Pinkie was bouncing around the bakery's kitchen collecting the ingredients for the brownies and singing about cupcakes for no particular reason when Rainbow burst through the door and crashed into a wall. Pinkie stop what she was doing and looked over to Rainbow giggling the whole time.Normal ponies would have checked to see if she was alright but Pinkie knew better. Just last week she had crashed into a brick wall and came out unscathed. Rainbow got off the ground and rushed over to Pinkie.
"Yo Pinks, I just got an awesome idea for a great prank!" Rainbow exclaimed. Finally something to get me out of this boring rut I'm in. She thought.
"Tell me, tell me, tell me Dashie!" Pinkie asked.
"Well, you know how spike just ordered some brownies?" Pinkie nodded "Yeah, so I have some special brownies at my house we can give him instead.".
"What special brownies Dashie"? Rainbow gave her a blank stare. "Oh, ooh those special brownies. Are you sure?" Rainbow nodded "Okie dokie lokie". "This is going to be good" Pinkie whispered. Some people believe her smile grew three sizes that day but that's just fucking stupid. It would have probably broken her jaw and given her a smile the Joker would have applauded.
"Thanks, Pinks. I'll be back." Rainbow said in a deep voice that Pinkie swore she heard in a movie before. Dash flew out SugarCube Corners back entrance as to not alert spike that she was leaving.
Rainbow zoomed over ponyville at astonishing speeds. She was hoping that if she went fast enough no one would see her. Luckily, she wasn't seen on her way to her home in the sky. She unlocked her door and flew her bedroom on the second floor of her home and trotted up to her dresser. She noticed the framed picture of her and her mood grew even greater as she stared at the picture. "Soon..." she whispered as she put the picture back on top of the dresser. She then opened the third drawer and grabbed the lunchbox from under the box labeled 'toys' and closed the drawer and left her home, locked the door on the way out. She then raced back over to SugarCube Corner and silently went through the back entrance. She then walked back into the kitchen where Pinkie was waiting.
Rainbow took a second to breath and opened the lunchbox while Pinkie bound up to her and stated. "Okay Pinks, I've got the brownies from my house". Rainbow stopped talking as Pinkie tried to grab one of the brownies and eat it. "No, bad Pinkie."
"Aww...please?" Pinkie pouted and gave her puppy dog eyes but it was to no avail.
"Fine." Pinkie said as a smile slowly began to spread on her face. "Let's go give Spike his brownies before he gets suspicious." Pinkie then trotted out of the kitchen and back behind the counter with Rainbow in tow."Here you are Spike, I made them extra super duper special just for you" Pinkie exclaimed as she bagged the brownies and handed them to Spike.
"Thanks Pinkie". Spike then proceeded to scarf down one of the brownies."Wow Pinkie, these taste great"Spike said as he finished the last of the brownies and walked over to the trash and threw his garbage away and walked back up to the counter."So what do I owe you Pinkie"?
"Consider it on the house for my favorite little dragon Spikey. Just please don't tell Mr. and Mrs. Cake about it." Pinkie replied with a hint of nervousness in her voice.Spike either didn't notice it or was too overjoyed to care.
"Wow, thanks a bunch Pinkie!" Spike said as he sat down on one of the chairs the shop had to offer. The brownies were starting to kick in but Spike just thought it was a dizziness. It was only till the hallucinations started that spike noticed something was wrong.He tried to say he wasn't feeling too great but all that came out was a bunch of incomprehensible stutters. It wouldn't have mattered anyway seeing as he was starting to feel good and relaxed. Not fifteen minutes later Spike was completely baked.