I was sleeping and dreaming the night away when a voice was heard. I was myself in human form and said "who's there", Tia went in my dream and said " there are some things I have to tell you". I walked to her and I stood about 2 inches over her, I answered "shoot for it". She smiled and said "here take this", she handed me a watch that looked like the spy's invisibiliy watch and said "this will able you to turn into a pony and your human form, use it for good". I smiled and put it and tapped the one button on it, I was almost immediatly turned into my pony form. She smiled and said "you will have a choice, you can stay here in Equestria or back on Earth", I frowned and said "return to my simi-good life on earth or stay in a world filled with colored ponies". She smiled and said "it's your choice, two weeks", then in a hazy flash she was gone like she was never there.
I woke up to find Dashie beside me, I hugged her and said "good morning", she woke up and hugged me back. I smiled and said "Well somepony is happy today", she then started smiling herself and said "well im happy because I met the wonderbolts and I like one of them". I blushed and said "who", she smiled back at me and said "spoilers". I then got up and walked to my bag and started unpacking, she peered over my sholder and said "what you doing". I looked at her and said "checking my stuff", she looked oddly at the stuff, the first thing I pulled out first was my xbox, then laptop, next rifle, iPod, kukri, guitar with mini amp, keytar, and something I didn't know I had in my bag. I pulled out a Fallout style 44. magnum, I smiled at it and put it next to my stuff, she pointed at my xbox and said "whats that" I smiled and said "its an xbox, you play games on it". She smiled and said "thats cool can you show me".
I shook my head and said "Im afraid I can't do that", she gave a cofuse smile and said "why not". I looked at her through my glasses and said "it has an update" she nodded and said "oh okay". I smiled and said "Im hungry do you have anything to eat", she nodded and started walking. I started following her to her kitchen and she opened the fridge and pulled out two cupcakes and said "here you go". I wasn't big on cupcakes back on earth, so I shook my head and said "I'm not big on cupcakes", she frowned and said "but everypony likes cupcakes". Iooked down at my hooves and said "If you can previde me with some stuff I can make an awesome lunch (it was about 12:00) . She smiled and said "what did you have in mind", I smiled and said "I need flour, water, and 3 tomatoes". She gave a confused look and went to her fridge pulled out 3 tomatoes, then to her cabnet and got flour, and finally she filled up a pot with water. I took the flour and put it into the pot of water, I took my hoof and started sturring. After about 5 minutes of sturring I had made a dough, I pored it out onto the table and kneeded it. That took about 5 minutes and it was flat, I flew upstairs and grabbed my kukri, I flew back downstairs and then into the kitchen. I started cutting the dough into strips and that took about 2 minutes.
I took the pot and filled it up with water again and put it onto the stove she had. After about 5 minutes the water was boiling, I took the strips and put them into the pot. I then started making tomato sauce, I put the tomatoes and put it into a bowl, I then started mashing them up. I checked the noodles and said "perfect", I took the pot off the stove and strained the water out of the pot. I then walked back over to the table were two plates were, I pored some on mine and then Dashie's. I took the tomatoe sauce and pored it onto mine and Dashie's. I sat on the stool and started eating mine in happiness, I looked up to see dashie eyeballing her spagetti. I looked at her with sauce on my muzzle and said "why aren't you eating" she looked at me frowning and said "whats this". I smiled and said "its spagetti, it very good I eat it all the time", she smiled and said "okay I'll try it". She sniffed it and took a bite, next thing I know she's scarfing it down like there's no tomorrow, she looked up and me with sauce all over her cyan muzzle. I started laughing and said "your so cute when you get sauce on you muzzle", she looked at a mirror and saw her face. She smiled and grabbed a towle and whipped the sauce off he muzzle. I finished mine and said to dashie "did you like it", she smiled and said "that was the best thing I had ever tasted", I blushed and said "well im glad you like your food".
I jumped down from the stool and said to dashie "how about we go to town", she nodded and said "lets go". We walked over to the door and opened it, Next thing I know camera flashes were going off and there were microphones in my face and ponies shouting "atom is it true your the new wonderbolt" before i could answer other ponies started saying different things at once. I could'nt bare it so I took out my pistol and shot at the sky, now everypony was quiet, I frowned and said "I'm going to be in town so please do not bother me while im there, or so help me I will get the Princess to send you all to the moon". They were all backing off and flying away, I looked at dashie and said while holstering my gun "lets go to town", she smiled and nodded.
We started flying to Sugarcube corner, Dashie said "let me go in first I have to tell Pinkie". I smiled and waited outside, I heard dashie say "come on in", I opened the doors and the lights flicked on and a buch of ponies jumped out yelling "SURPRISE!!!!". I ran outside and helt my chest, I didn't here anything inside but a door open, and a straight haired pinkie pie come out with tears in her eyes saying "I knew he wouldn't like my party". I frowned and felt like crying as bad as I did when I read My Little Dashie, I walked up to Pinkie and said "whats wrong", she looked at me crying now and said "You didn't like my party". I smiled and said "I love your party its just that you ponies scared me", she smiled and her hair poofed up and hugged me and I hugged her back, I smelt her mane and it did smell like cotton candy. I walked back inside and was about to get hoofed by AJ, I grabbed her hoof and looked at her and said "I know when a pony is about to hit me I grew up in a terrible place". She looked at me dumb-founded and said "why would ya walk out on one ah pinkies parties", I smiled at her and said " I didn't walk out i almost had a heart attack", she nodded and smiled back and said "sorry for almost about knocking you out" I smiled and said "you were sticking up for your friend and thats a good thing".
I went over to where the drinks were and pored myself a glass of soda, and listened to the music. I spat out my soda and said "what is this music, a mix between classical and pop its horrible". I went over to Pinkie and said "I need to get something" she nodded and said "okay, but hurry". I flew out the doors and went to dashies house, I opened the door and flew upstairs and grabbed my keytar and guitar. I quickly flew back to sugarcube corner, I opened the doors with ponies eyeballing my instraments, I went to a stage there and plugged my guitar in to an amp and went to a microphone and said "does any pony know how to play the drums", a brown pony raised his hoof and said " I DO" I smiled and moitoned him to the stage. He was a blue pegisus with a mane similar to mine except it was blue and white, he had orange eyes, and a snowflake tornado, he then whispered into my ear "I know its you Ty, its me Ulysses" I smiled and hugged the pony and said "how did you get here, I saw you get shot". He smiled and said "you saw my body and my spirit went here", I hugged him and said "its good to see you again". He looked at me with a confused look and said "but how did you get here", I frowned and said "do you know that knucklehead my grandpa gave me", he nodded and I continued "ya I crashed on it", he frowned and said "man that sucks" he continued and said "what song are we going to play". I smiled and said " Lets play Renegades by Feeder" he smiled and said "good choice".
I went to the mic and said "could you please shut the music off", Twilight went to the record player and took the needle off. I continued " I'm going to play a song that I made up ( what ponies don't know good music, and I decided to take advantage of it)". I started with
If I was a profiet if
I was a saint
Sent here to save you,
to bury the pain
Would I be different
Would I belong
Ulysses started jaming on the drums while I was tearing riffs on my guitar. It was about towards the middle the song when the ponies where rocking out, I smiled and keep singing and playing. I had finished and was sweating alot and sat my guitar against the amp, I walked over to Ulysses and said "good jam, and I see Tia visited you in your sleep too to give you the watch" he nodded and said "eyup". I showed him mine he smiled and said "brohoof" I smiled back and brohoofed him back. We both we stormed by mares and stallions saying "that was amazing" and "that was great", me and Ulysses started blushing at the comments. I walked over to Dashie and she kissed me on the cheek and said " your a wonderbolt and you play an awesome instrument" I blushed and said "ya but none of those are as cool as you" she blushed now and kissed me on the lips. I thought in my mind "ommygoshomygoshohmygosh" "IM KISSING RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!", I went back to reality when a pony tapped me on the sholder and said "hey thats my mare" I turned around to see a huge black pony with a short red, blue, and black mane. He tried to hoof me but I blocked it with my hoof and said "lets take this outback", I ran outside with him chasing me. He hoofed me across the face, he tried to hoof me again but I blocked it with my hoof and he managed to click the button on my watch, I started feeling like something was tearing out of me. I looked over to see my pony counter part standing right beside me, I looked at the pony and he said " I"m getting out of here" and flew off. I looked at the flying pony and got hoofed in my stomach, I took in the pain and said "my turn". He looked at me with fear in his eyes, I grabbed an empty barrel and slung it across his face, I put so much force on him with the barrel I broke his skull. I grabbed him by the throat and carried him back inside the shop, I took him and threw him like a ragdoll into the wall, I guess one of his friends came up behind me and hoofed me in the thigh.
I took a chair from a table and slung it across his head, he fell down with a "AAHHHHHH!!!!!!". I took the gun out of my holster and pointed it right at his head and said " You feeling lucky punk", he looked at me with tears in his eyes. I starred into his eyes almost looking like I was sucking the soul out of him, and pulled the trigger and no gunshot. I holstered my gun and said "you got lucky this time", I felt hand on my shoulder and say "they've had enough" I turned around and saw my best friend Uylsses. Uylsses is a 6'0 Aboridginy that grew up in the country with me, he was wearing a duster a slouch hat and aviator glasses, I was 6'5 and I looked down on him and sighed and said "that mother fucker messed with me and he got what was coming", Ulysses smiled and said "those douchebags knew it to" I bro hugged him and said "its good to see a familiar face" he hugged me back and said "same here".
We didn't even notice the other ponies at the party I ran up the the stage and said " your all wondering what are we and who am I and my friend", I frowned and said "i'm Atomic Blitz, I was a test subject for the Princess", Uylsses stepped up to the mic and said " I'm winters howl and I am to a subject for The Princess". I walked out with my best bud and left, we were walking down the street to house when I said " how did you change back?", he smiled and said "I was fighting one of those goons when he busted my watch and my counter part flew off". I chuckled a bit and said " same here", I said "OH SHIT!!!" I started running back to sugarcube corner when Uylsses yelled "WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!?!", I yelled back "OUR INSTRAMENTS". He started running beside me until we got back to Sugarcube Corner, I stepped in and saw the mane 6 cleaning up and the two ponies still knocked out where I almost killed them. I looked at the ponies cleaning up and picked up my instraments along with Uylsses, but he didn't pack up the drums he picked up a Gibson bass ( I have the brother version and Uylsses has the sister version which is a bass) I smiled and said "nice bass", he smiled back and said "nice electric". I picked up my keytar and walked over to Dashie " I knelt down to her, she didn't look at me , I sighed and said " if you can ever find it in you heart to talk to me again" she turned her head away from me.
I sighed again and said " take my keytar, this will keep memories of me", I could hear muffled cries. I looked at Dashie again but she wasn't crying it was Applejack, Uylsses handed her a stylophone and said "this will keep me in your memories". I looked at dashie again and said " I always loved you, from the first time we met" I continued "you were the most beatiful thing I had ever seen", she was crying now . I stood up and tipped my hat to Dashie, and left with Uylsses. I said " man this sucks I lost the best thing in my life", Uylsses said " I feel ya bro", I walked past Dashie's house and surprisinly I could stand on clouds. I walked up to her door and opened it, I walked upstairs and grabbed all my stuff put into the saddlebag that turned into a backpack and slung it onto my back. I was about to walk downstairs when I heard a rhymetic tune coming from the doorway, I thought "oh shit Rainbow is going to be mad at me", I then heard the door close and rainbow singing.
She started making up a rhythem and the started mixing in lyrics, she started with "he was the sweetest, kindest, the nicest i've ever known" she continued "even if he wasn't a real stallion, I still love him, I am in greef and sarrow, because I never told him how I felt and now he's gone and never to return again", the lyrics she sung felt like somebody was kicking my chest. I started walking down the steps when she turned to me and just started crying, i sat next to her and said "I still love you and I would never leave without saying good-bye". She was crying even harder now and put her face into my chest and hugged me, I could fell her warm tears seeping through my shirt. I started brushing her mane harmonizing "Something" by "The Beatles", when I started singing she lightened up a bit and started listening to the lyrics. She looked up to me and said "I'm sorry for not talking to you back at the party", she continued "I was so confused and shocked and so was applejack" I kissed her head and said "its alright Im here". Those words brought a smile to her face and she said "can you stay the night again", I shook my head and said "no, I cant, I promised Uylsses I would catch up with him" she looked at her hooves and said "I understand". I felt horrible and said cheerfully "how about you come with me and listen to our stories", she jumped up and said "WOULD I EVER!!!" I chuckled a bit and said "okay bring your keytar and lets go" she grabbed her keytar and we walked out the door.
I saw Uylsses in the street hugging AJ, I said "its a good thing they made up". Dahie nodded, I said " I know what to do", I jumped of her porch and onto the ground next to him. To my surprise I still had the attributes of a pegisus which meant I could fly and walk on clouds, I pulled out my guitar and started playing the intro from "Strawberry Swing" by "Coldplay". Dashie than started playing the drum beat on her keytar, I started singing and then AJ and Uylsses started blushing. The song ended and Uylsses came up to me and said "you sure do know how to charm somebody or pony", I smiled and said " thanks".
We started walking to Uylsses's house and we went past the Carousel Boutique, I looked at my cut, torn, and tattered snipers jacket and said "I need new cloaths", Uylsses looked at me and said "same here". I knocked on the door and said "RARITY ARE YOU HOME!!!!", it was night and bon-bon came out of a window and said "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP", I yelled "FUCK YOU, COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!". Lyra came out with a rolling pin and said "now who's the one wh-" she looked at me and Uylsses, she ran over to me and hugged me and said "I knew you were real, I knew I wasn't crazy". Dashie wrenched Lyra off of me and said " He's my man" she shrugged it off and went back inside her house.
Rarity opened the door and said "who is it i'm trying to figure a new line of cloaths", she looked at the four of us and said "come in darlings". I entered and took off my shoes along with Uylsses, she walked upstairs and we followed, in her Boutique and there was paper and gems along with manniquens, cloaths, jewelry, and thread spread out everywhere. I looked at the place and said "wow did a tornado blow through here" Dashie, AJ, and Uylsses could'nt help but sneeker, Rarity sighed and said "I just can't figure out a new line of cloathing". I smiled and took out my iPod and quickly searched up pictures of the 11 doctors, I showed it to Rarity and she said " those cloaths are to tacky". I frowned and said "hey Rarity" she turned to me and said "hmmm, yes Darling", I smiled and said "do you think you could make me some new cloaths". Her eyes went bright and she said "this might be the challenge I needed, bring it". I pulled a picture of a pair of cargo shorts, white high tops, ww2 aviator goggles, a ww2 style marine jacket, a white short sleeved shirt, gloves with finger-holes, low cut socks, and a 44. Magnum holster. She gave a confused smile and took out a tape measure, she then said " I will have it by tomorrow". She finally measured my feet and said " finished", I was about to tip my hat to her but when I reached for it, it wasn't there. I looked around the room and saw Dashie wearing my hat, I smiled at her while she said "come on this hat is so awesome". I walked over to her and took off and rubbed her hair while putting my hat on and tipping it to Rarity.
We left the boutique and went back to the streets of Ponyville, I sniffed the air and said "mmmm, cookies". Ulysses, AJ, and Dashie started sighing and sniffing the air, I said "I could go for some cookies", we all started nodding and walking towards sugarcube corner. I was talking to Uylsses and he said "how long have you been in Ponyville?" I sighed and said "about 2 days" I continued "how long have you been here?" he smiled and said "about 2 years now and I keep my secret safe until you came her". I grinned and punched him in the arm and said "you were happier than a inbread finding a shotgun", he smiled and chuckled a bit and said "yea I was pretty excited seeing you". I smiled back and said "same here", we entered Sugarcube Corner when a hapy Pinkie Pie came out with a plate of cookies and said " Hey you guys how's it going", I smiled and said "fine you" she smiled and layed the plate of cookies on the counter and said "take one they just came out of the oven". I happily took one and ate it, Pinkie than came out again with 4 cupcakes and said "hey Dashie do you and your friends want to help me make cupcakes?"
I spat out the cookie in my mouth and picked up Dashie in my arms yelling "NOPENOPENPENOPENOPENOPE". Uylsses and AJ stayed inside and Uylsses said "what kind of cupcakes" she tossed the ones in her hooves in the trashcan and said "What kind do you and Ty like". He smiled and said "I like vinella and Ty likes marble", Pinkie gave a confused look and said "Mar-ble", Uylsses nodded under his slouch and aviator glasses and said "ya its a mix between chocolate mix and vinella mix" she jumped up and down and said "oh yay, I will name it Ty's super special surprise cupcakes". Uylsses shook his head and said "na, Ty dosen't like cupcakes for some reason, I guess just make him a cake" she smiled and said "it will be done in a jiffy". When Uylsses was about to leave Pinkie jumped out and said "done, Uylsses took 10 bits out of his pocket and handed it to Pinkie and took the cake.
I was running and I jumped into the sky and started flying, I looked at Dashie who looked like she was getting sleepy and kissed her head. She then nuzzled my chest and said " I love you". My heart exploded and that caused a flash in a different universe, I kissed dashie's forehead and said " i love you to". I saw Ulysses walking with AJ and I said to Dashie " hey I'm going to prank Ulysses" she looked up at me and jumped out of my arms and said " that sounds fun". I flew behind Ulysses and slowly went down to him, I grabbed his shoulders and he turned around quickly and hit me square in the face knocking me out of the air. I fell in slow motion and hit my head on a rock knocking me out.
I'n my dream I saw my dorm room with Ellis sitting on a couch watching MLP:FiM, I smiled and said " I knew it". He turned around and said " who's there????", I floated down to him and said " Ellis this is the ghost of Ty, tomorrow put all of my stuff on the porch". He looked around again and said " okay, spirit from behond the behonds", I snickered and then everything went to light again. I shot up on the ground with Ulysses, AJ, and Dashie standing over me, I said confused " how long was I out. Ulysses said " about 5 minutes" I stood up and patted myself off and said to Ulysses " you know the rules". He smiled and said " take your best shot", I then slugged Ulysses across the face making fall to the ground. He stood up and said while dusting himself off " good shot".
I walked with AJ, Uylsses, and Dashie talking about the gala. I spoke up and said " wait, wait so it a big ball held in Cantorlot" they all nodded their heads and Uylsses said " ya I went there with AJ last year" I nodded and said " oh that's pretty cool when is it" Dashie spoke up " it's in about 2 weeks". Those words were drilled in my head from when I talked to Tia, I gave a smirk and said " that's pretty cool".
We walked down the street when 4 shadowy ponies stopped us, I look at AJ and Dashie and said " AJ take Dashie to Uylsses house me and him can take them" Dashie looked at me and said " be safe" I took of my hat and put it on my back and took of my glasses and put them around my neck reveling violet red eyes . Uylsses did the same except his was an orange color, the pack leader said " hey weren't you two faggots the ones who almost killed my friends" i reached in my pocket and felt around for something. I pulled out an apache ( if you don't know what that is its pistol made up of a knife, brass knuckles, and a pistol) with a tag on it that said " to: Ty, from: Ellis" I put my fingers through the holes and said " yep and are't you the one who had a horse for a father and a donkey for a mom". He was enraged now and him and his goons charged at us, I kicked the leader in the stomache breaking one of his ribs and coming down on him with the apache. Uylsses took out a roll of bits and put it into his grasp making his punches heavier, he roundhouse kicked one on the head knocking him out and punched the other with his fist. One of them snuck up behind me and jumped on my back, I back-peddled into a tree smashing the stallion. I walked up to the leader and held the pistol to his head and said " you feeling lucky punk" I looked at him and pulled the trigger and the stallion fell to the ground with a bang going off.
Uylsses looked at me with terror and said " how could you do that" I smiled and said " there just blanks" I continued " Im not that crazy". He gave a sigh of relief and I looked at the leader and said "get out of this town I never want to see your faces again or you might not be so lucky this time" they all got up and ran off. I looked at Uylsses who was putting back on his hat and glasses, I gave a look at him and said " come on let's go to your house" he smiled back at me and nodded. I followed him to a house that was very similar to the house he lived in on earth. He opened the door and we were greeted with warm air and two mares, Dashie flew at me and hugged me and started kissing me. I stood up and took my hat and put my hat on Dashie's head. She smiled while I kicked off my shoes and said " hey Uylsses do you have a room me and Dashie can stay in" he nodded and said " ya, first Door on the right" I smiled and said " thank you". I trugged up the stairs with Dashie to the room.
When I opened the door there was a full gun cabinett, a flat-screen tv, a king sized bed, and Australian flags. I smiled and said " awww, reminds me of home" she looked at the cabinet and said " hey what are these things" I opened the cabinet and pulled out a B.A.R. I took my 50. cal bolt action sniper rifle and said " these are guns", I continued " in my world they are used for good or very bad things" she nodded and said " could you show me". I opened a window and aimed down the sights of my sniper, I saw a bale of hay and shot the dead center of it making it explode.
A huge booming sound came from it an Uylsses and AJ ran up the stairs and opened the door. Uylsses looked at me with the rifle and said " what happened" I pointed towards the window and Uylsses walked towards the window and saw the hay ba
le. He smiled and said " oh I thought you shot the wall or roof" I smiled and said " no, I was showing Dashie here what a gun was" he smiled and said " well put a silencer on it and come downstairs for cake" I smiled and said " ok".
I ran downstairs with Dashie beside me and saw a cake on the table and said " what kind is it", Uylsses looked at me and said " its a surprise" I took a seat and said " give me a piece". AJ pulled out a kitchen knife and passed it to Uylsses, Uylsses said " that's not a knife this is a knife" he the pulled out a Bowie knife. I smiled and said " that's not a knife this is a knife" and I pulled out a kukri about the same size as the sniper's from TF2, Dashie, Uylsses, and AJ looked at my kukri. I picked up the knife and cut 4 pieces and put it on everybodies plates. I took a bite and smiled and said " yay it's marble" everybody took a bite and started sighing on how good it is. After everybody was done eating it was about 12:00 p.m. And I decided to go to bed. Dashie once again followed me to the room and jumped on the bed and got cozy, I picked up my sniper and Uylsses's B.A.R. I said " I wonder".
I started field stripping the B.A.R and my sniper, i took the bolt action out of my sniper and the automatic action out of the B.A.R. I modified the base of the sniper rifle to hold the automatic action. After about 2 hours of modifying my sniper rifle was an automatic 50. Cal sniper rifle, I yelled " YES!!!" Dashie woke up and said " what happened" I showed her my gun and she said " ya so it's your gun" I smiled and put a scilencer on it and pointed out the window and shot 5 shots in 3 seconds. She smiled and said " that's awesome" I said " I modified the action into an automatic bull pup design, took of the scope and put iron sights on, and put on a scilencer, and made a drum mag" she yawned and said " that's nice, can you please come to bed" I yawned and said " okay" I took of my jacket, pants, socks, and my shirt. She looked at me and patted the bed, I walked over to it and layed down, she got on top of me and said " why don't we play around a bit" I frowned and said " we've only known each other for 4 days" she frowned and I continued " can we please start slow as mare-friend and stallion-friend" she smiled and said " okay but I get to be the mare-friend" I chuckled and said "well I get to be the stallion-friend" she smiled and hugged me. She took my glasses of my head and put them on her face, she then looked at my eyes and said " your eyes are wonderful" I blushed and said " why thank you" she then took them off and said " goodnight" I hugged her and said " goodnight" back and went to sleep.
This chapter was pretty long but thank you for reading.