======Viewpoint Marcos======
I laid in the small patch of flowers with my eyes closed thinking about the crazy stuff that's gonna happen.
As soon as my eyes shot open, I saw Lyra staring at me. Confused.
"How do you know so much about Equestria. Do you study us. Does nopony ever believe you. What do you think we are like. Do you think we're nice or evil or passive or nice... wait I already said nice."
I put my finger on Lyra's lips shushing her.
Then I spoke.
"We had a TV show back on Earth called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We all thought it was fake until now."
Then Kevin interrupted.
"The show was mostly aimed for little girls but for some reason it got really popular with grown men."
Then I continued speaking
"And the main characters were-"
Then Anna interrupted (STOP INTERRUPTING ME)
"Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Fluttershy."
Lyra hung her head down in disappointment.
"I wasn't on the show."
She looked up at me with adoring eyes that if cuteness could kill, she'd be a serial killer.
"You were a background pony on the show. People started spreading rumors around that you were crazily obsessed with humans and that you study them day and night."
Lyra blushed
"I'm not THAT obsessed."
I laughed and stated.
"Shall we go into Ponyville. I wanna meet the mane six already."
"The who?"
Lyra tilted her head like my dogs when they hear a weird sound. (They also died in Millhouse's wrath. I just wanna kill him so bad right now)
"The main six are the Elements of Harmony. The six ponies that we told you about in the show."
"Oooooooh."
*Facepalm*
"Ponyville's pretty far away. WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!"
I pulled out a small box about the size of an iPad but not as skinny as an iPad (SPONSOR[Toby FTW])
I opened the box and took a microglass from the other side of my lab coat (A microglass is basically a magnifying glass with the zoom of a microscope)
I looked in the box looking through microglass looking for something.
I saw the microchips in the box labeled Speed Boots, Gravity Boots, Telekinetic Hat, ah here it is, The Portal Gun chip.
"What's he doing" Asked Lyra to the other guys as I set the chip on the ground.
"You'll see." said the others in synchronization.
I looked at the chip on the ground and yelled "CAKE OF THE GELATIN."
The chip started unfolding revealing a familiar device from one of my favorite video games when I was a kid.
I then looked at Lyra and said "I present to you, the Portal Gun.
"What does it do and what the heck did you just scream out."
"What it does is (I'm pretty sure most of you know what a portal gun is but if you don't, google Portal by Valve and do some non-shool related research)."
Lyra looked at me dumb-founded by the ability of the Portal Gun.
"Let's get going shall we."
I propped up the gun and aimed it at a the side of a building in Ponyville. It shot out a blue blur from it. I then shot an orange blur at the side of a mountain.
As soon as it opened up, I could see up to like 20 ponies looking into it, but as soon as they saw us, one of the ponies screamed "ALIEN!!"
All of the ponies the town were running around and kicking up dirt as they ran into their houses.
I walked into the portal and I could see windows being shut and curtains being closed all around me.
I saw one familiar building named Sugarcube Corner.
I walked up to the front door and knocked.
"AH ALIEN!"
I heard pots clash and bang inside the house.
Ouch.
I tried to make the friendliest approach possible.
"We come in peace."
I've always wanted to use that.
I saw the door open up by just a creak and saw light blue eyes peeking out.
"Um... Hello."
I could by what I think is Pinkie Pie's voice that she was terrified.
"It's okay. We're not gonna hurt anypony."
Then I saw the pink blur rush out the door.
"Hey everypony these aliens mean no harm. You can come out and have fun now."
I saw a bunch of doors being opened and ponies walking out slowly.
I'm guessing that they're all scared of the Portal Gun that I have in my hand.
I took this as an opportunity to impress them.
"Its okay. This doesn't hurt anypony. Look."
I shot two portals at the side of a building and walked through them and explained the functions of the Portal Gun.
They were all amazed.
"And if you think that's cool, wait till you look at these babies."
"BABIES!?"
"It was an expression."
"Oh"
I open up the box and returned the Portal Gun and took out two microchips.
I laid them on the ground and yelled out "FOX TROT."
They unfolded, revealing some shiny boots.
"My my. Those are absolutely marvelous."
That voice sounds familiar.
I looked in the crowd and saw Rarity being amazed by the boots.
I walked up to Rarity and said "Not only are they shiny but they have a special feature."
I put on the boots and started walking up the side of a house.
I tried my best to stay straight because even though the boots allow you to walk up walls, gravity is still in affect on your body.
"My my, that is ASTOUNDING."
"Thank you very much Ms. Rarity."
All of the ponies stopped chattering and looked over to me.
"How did you know my name?!"
Looks like I didn't think this through.
I could tell them about the show but that might frighten them.
Then I remembered that I'm basically an alien here.
"I have physcic powers."
I blurted out without thought. (No seriously. You are reading my thoughts right now. That's why there was no part that said I'm gonna say that part that I just said)
There was a moment of silence.
Then the cheering resumed.
Ponies started lining up to hear their names.
I named each pony one by one.
"Cheerlili, Berry Punch, Fluttershy, Carrot Top."
...... Wait a sec REWIND.
"nch, Fluttershy, Carr"
FLUTTERSHY!!! ( FYI: Fluttershy is my favorite pony.)
Should I chase, should I stay?
Stay, chase, stay, chase.
Then I realized something.
Where the hell are the other guys!?
Another great feature of the gravity boots is that they let you jump higher and float in mid-air.
I jumped out and floated on to the dirt road.
Now where are they.
I took off the boots leaving me in my socks, and pulled out a microchip and yelled
"Gadgets of Gorillas."
(If you don't know, my microchips are password protected and only recognize my voice. I put some silly phrase as the password to have a laugh every once in a while.)
The microchip unfolded into something that I like to call
The Jet Boots.
They basically allow me to double jump.
I jumped onto a nearby building and started looking for the others.
"Now where did they go."
"I know where they are."
"What the heck?!"
I looked to my left and saw Pinkie Pie racing alongside.
She distracted me and I tripped over a roof tile, rolled to the edge, and I hung on with my hands.
I boosted myself back onto the roof with the ease of the boots.
"You need to be more careful when you're scare someone who's running along a rooftop."
"Okie-dokie-lokie."
SHE SAID THE LINE!
Woops. I got a bit too excited. Even if I did say it in my head.
"So where are they?"
"Over there."
She pointed over at where the opening of the portal was and I realized what they were doing.
"Thanks Pinkie."
I ran over attempting to stop them.
Kevin was about to push the "Open Portal" button when I tackled him to the ground and smacked him on the face.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? YOU WANT MILLHOUSE TO INVADE THIS PLACE!?"
"If I don't go back Millhouse will invade Equestria anyways."
"YOU'LL GET SHOT DOWN AS SOON AS YOU ENTER! BESIDES, THAT IDIOT CAN'T CRACK A CODE MUCH LESS MULTIPLY!"
"But the other scientists can. You know Millhouse enough. He will literally work them to death until that portal is open."
This was a tough decision.
I could stay in Ponyville and get stronger for the war Millhouse might start
or
I could go in there and (try) to stop Millhouse from taking over Equestria but I could die.
I looked down and said in a serious tone
"We can protect this town."
"Dude. I think you're the one who's mad now."
"I've wanted to kill that bastard ever since things went downhill on Earth."
"We can do that right now."
I looked back up.
"WE'RE UNPREPARED! WE NEED TO STAY! HE WILL KILL US AS SOON AS WE ENTER!"
"Your choice."
"Fine"
Kevin turned around and turned on the portal revealing a world filled with demons and lava.
"WRONG WORLD!"
Kevin quickly flipped the switch revealing the acid cloud covered planet I call Earth.
Kevin entered and was greeted by a firing squad.
I heard some gunshots followed by Kevin quickly exiting the portal.
Some shots had hit his shoulder and he was bleeding out fast.
I quickly grabbed the Portal Controller Device (PCD for short) and turned off the portal.
Lyra's jaw had dropped.
I don't think ponies are used to seeing blood.
"Quick! Get him to Fluttershy! She's the best healer I know."
Lyra crawled under Kevin who was bleeding uncontrollably and started to run towards Fluttershy's cottage.
The rest of us followed.
Anna, Ginna, Millhouse...... MILLHOUSE!?
He tackled me to the ground and started choking me.
I could barely breath.
I punched Millhouse in the face, knocking him back onto the ground.
I pulled out a pistol and aimed at his face and shot him dead.
His eyes were closed.
Is he dead.
Then his eyes shot open and he smiled his evil little smile.
"Gottcha!"
He kicked me, knocking me onto the ground. (Karma)
He aimed his revolver at my face.
I rolled before he shot me and I grabbed him by the legs and tripped him.
I could hear battle music in my head.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE THAT BULLET TO THE HEAD!?"
"You poor, poor thing. Didn't you hear the news? I'm immortal now. The dumb-asses finally finished the Immortality Machine. Now I can take over this world without any trouble. I can still feel pain though. That bullet freakin hurt. Now it's time for you to die."
I was FREAKIN MAD NOW!
I grabbed his arm and quickly turned on the portal.
I swung him around and sent him back to Earth.
I turned off the portal and then realization struck me in the head
"Why didn't I send him to that hellish world with the lava and the demons?! DAMNIT!"
Then I remembered Kevin was hurt.
"KEVIN!"
I rushed off to Fluttershy's cottage to go and find Kevin.
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I burst through the cottage door looking around.
"Where's Kevin!? Is he alright?!
"I'm alright man. It was just a bullet to the shoulder."
I looked around and saw Kevin with a cloth wrapped around his right shoulder.
"Good god man. From the way you were bleeding, I'd thought you'd be gone before you reached the cottage."
"Would you cry?"
"What?"
"Would you cry if I died?"
"I'll save that for when you actually die."
"Damn you man. You always save everything till the end."
"No I don't. I just don't want to answer that question now."
Kevin crossed his arms and shunned.
"Come on man don't be mad."
======Narrator======
And so, the six humans decide to stay in Equestria preparing for the war that will be filled with rage and anger.