Stripey mare was not engaging in the deceivingness. Soon you can see that light that is surely from the moon. Night is still here, showing how you were fast.
With ninja-like stealth (with added sound effects, courtesy of you), you go home and slip back into bed.
Later you wake up to cutie mark for listening to strangers. In your future adventures, you jaunt across Equestria and find the fabled Internet.
There you find the madness of 4chan. Putting your cutie mark to test, you go for power taking. They call you troll, but that silly. You clearly pony. Soon you can has army and you rule from high as Queen of 4chan.
VICTORY!