"I'm going to ask once more, WHY are you going to Ponyville?"
"Because I need a vacation?" Will responded, attempting to hide a smile.
"That's not the answer I'm looking for William." Celestia muttered."
"Ooo, you never use my full name unless I've done something wrong. Have I done something wrong?"
This had been going on for quite some time, awhile back Luna, Discord and Will made a pact. That pack was to mess with the Princess of the sun when ever possible. At first Will thought it was mean spirited, but eventually realized that Celestia needed a way to break the seriousness her job entitled.
"Moving on...I have a few ground rules for your little trip."
"Wait a minute...rules? What KIND of rules?"
"Three simple rules to help you stay out of trouble. Its not much, and I'm guessing you would follow them anyway."
"Such as?" Will was slightly curious as to what the Princess thought his moral code was.
"One, Don't hurt anypony, I know this goes without saying but still... sometimes I wonder about you."
"Heh, I completely trust you too."
Celestia rolled her eyes before continuing, "Two, Help out however you can. This isn't just a leisure trip you know."
"Well, I think I can mange that."
"Three, don't get yourself hurt. I know how you tend to put yourself at unnecessary risk, and quite frankly I do not like it. Just because you have that feather does NOT mean you are entirely invincible."
"Yes Ma'am!" Will said, saluting in a very comical fashion.
"Oh, and one last thing, try not to burn the whole village, not many ponies remember why Las Pegasus is built in the clouds, but I do."
That comment made Will cringe slightly. "Oh....yea...I was hoping you forgot about that too."
Celestia let out an exasperated sigh, then told Will he was dismissed.
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Sometimes, she is waaaaaay to easy to mess with. Will thought to himself as he flew laps around Canterlot.
Moving along... I've got the rest of the day to myself. Well I could finish reading the book about Hydra...