Twilight Sparkle and her Human Roommate

by supersonicfan91


Short: Weird Neighbor

Twilight and Adam just got home from Walmart. They were about to enter the house when Adam noticed there was an arrow in his roof.

"Why in name of anything is there an arrow in my roof?" Adam asked no one in particular when his neighbor showed up. He wore a tie-dye shirt and some white shorts

"Hey, have you seen my arrow anywhere? I seem to have lost it after I shot it." the Neighbor asked.

Adam pointed to the one in the roof and said with clear anger in his voice

"That wouldn't happen to be you arrow would it?

"Yep, that's it alright." The Neighbor said oblivious to the anger put in his voice.

"Alright, now can you tell me what exactly where you aiming at when you hit my roof with your arrow?" Adam asked with the hope a descent answer.

"Nothing I just wanted to see how high it could go but the wind caught it." It was at this moment Adam's rage broke

"FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY TELL ME YOU ARE F***ING KIDDING ME! It could be reasonable that you just missed a target you put on your roof, but why would you want to know how high an arrow can go. That is just pointless to know, there is no benefit what so ever to knowing this and now I have fix my roof. And you’re paying for the silicone jerk wad."

And with that Adam got the arrow out and gave it back to his neighbor and said "If I ever see this in my roof or anywhere near my house I'll break it into 30 pieces and then give it back."

The neighbor ran off back to his house clearly scared. Adam realized why he never talked to his neighbors that much.

After all that, Adam and Twilight (who naturally offered to help) fixed the roof without much trouble.