Jon and Arin woke up on top of each other In the middle of a giant cave. Jon looked around to find nopony around
"ARIN, WERE ARE YOU" screamed out Jon.
"Underneath you."
"Oh, hi. Are you getting sonic 06 flashback here."
" Yeah this definitely feels like the cave. Let's just hope there are no crazy glitches this time, I really don't feel like losing my mind this time."
"WILL YOU GUYS GET OFF ME!", said a very angry Twilight. Both Jon and Arin looked down to see the purple mare underneath both of them with a look of annoyance . They both got off her so Twilight could get up.
"Were are we anyway.", said Jon.
"I have no idea.", said Arin.
"Your in the crystal caticombes under Canterlot castle." said a voice.
"Whose there?", said Arin.
"Is that you Barry?", said Jon.
"No you idiot it's me.", said the voice as the evil cadence appeared in a reflection of one of the crystals.
"What have you done with my brother."
"Oh don't worry he's fine. I transported you to the crystal caticombes under canterlot castle keep you out of the way of my master plane."
"And what's that", said Twilight.
"That would be no fun.", said both of the grumps in a almost imitating voice of the evil Cadence.
"How did you know I was going to say that."
"We play games all day, we know Pretty much how all kinds of stories go", said Jon.
"Well I'd like to see you two try and guess how this story is going to end. And just a heads up, it won't be a happy one.", said the evil cadence as she started to evil laugh. Twilight lit up he horn and hit the crystal with a beam of magic.
"THAT'S SOME HARRY POTTER SHIT, I wish Barry was here so he could play with that.", said Jon. Twilight shot at the next crystal that had cadences face on but Cadence kept jumping from crystal to crystal. When Twilight shot at the last crystal. When it shattered into a million peaces, there was a Cadence with a very messed up mane.
"Get her.", said Jon as he, Arin, and Twilight all tackled the cadence before she had a chance to get away. The cadence covered her head before she lowered he hoofs.
"Twilight, Oh I'm so glade to see her."
"Nice try evil cadence but I'm not falling for it this time", said Twilight When all of a sudden She did the sunshine sunshine dance. Twilight jumped and hugged cadence. "It's really you." As the two hugged Jon grabbed a crystal and was ready to hit the cadence over the head when Twilight said "No." Jon put the crystal back and just went back over to Arin.
"We need to hurry and get to the wedding before it's to late", said cadence as all four of them ran off. As the four of them went through the cave, cadence started to sing this day aria.
"Another song? What is with this world and its obsession with music, for that matter wears the sheet music."
"Sheet music?"
"Were the hell else do you think they get the lyrics for this song from."
"Hey there's a hole lets go this way.", said Arin as the both of them went trough the hole. After a while they appeared on the other side of a huge casem as cadence and Twilight flew over.
"Were'd you two come from", said Twilight
"Our parents", said Jon All of a sudden three mares came out from the darkness with big green glowing eyes. All three of them said "You can never leave." When all of a sudden cadence took her flower bundle and threw it past them as all three of them jumped after it.
"Women", said Jon as Twilight and cadence both slapped him upside the head as he yelled out "WHAT, I JUST SAID WOMEN". all four of them ran to were the wedding was being held.
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The evil cadence, shining armor, and Celestia were all at the wedding alter with half of canterlot in attendance. Celestia was going over the wedding notes when all of a sudden Twilight, Arin, and Jon all came into the doors.
"Get away from him you bitch", said Jon.
"Yeah, what ever that means. she cannot marry my brother", said Twilight. everypony turned and gasped while her friends just had a look of disappointment on them.
"WHAT, why must she be so protective of her brother....... I mean, why must you try to ruin my special day."
"Because it's not your day, it's mine-", said the good cadence. "- Everypony, this cadence is not who she appears to be, She's a changeling. She is using the love from shining armor to make herself stronger." All of a sudden the evil cadence revealed herself to be a changeling alicorn.
"Well well well, looks like you four figured me out, to bad your to late to stop me. shining armor is completely under my control and my changeling army is already breaking threw the barrier as we speak. in a matter of minuets the barrier will be down and my army will suck out every last ounce of love that this pathetic kingdom has. First canterlot, and then all of equestria, and no one can stop."
"Okay first of all I don't even want to know where your sucking that love from. and second can you keep showing us how much of a stereotypical villain you are by monologue some more", said Arin.
"SILENCE", yelled Chrysalis as both Jon and Arins mane flew back and stayed in a straight line until they stroked it back down.
"I'm afraid you made one mistake. Now that you have so foolishly revealed yourself to me, You have lost your element of surprise, and as the princess of this kingdom, it'a my job to defend my kingdom from monsters like you and to stop you", said Celestia as she flew into the air and blasted chrysalis with a sun beam. the two of them beam struggled for a little bit until chrysalis beat Celestia. she flew across the room as her crown was blown off.
"Wow, your all powerful leader is a weakling", said Jon.
"Princess!", said Twilight as she ran over to Celestia.
"Twilight, you and your friends need to get the elements of harmony, your the only ones that can defeat her."
"You heard her, Move bitch.", said Jon as he ran out of the room pushing Arin with him. The grumps and the elements of harmony ran through town avoiding incoming changelings. "Kamikaze changeling 12 o'clock", said Jon as a changeling landed right in front of them. Twilight stomped on it and the eight of them kept going. Just when they were about to get to the chamber housing the element, a small changeling army was waiting for them. All of them turned into one of the main six and the grumps.
"looks like were going to have to fight our way to the elements.", Said Rainbow. The eight of them charged at the changelings. Arin was halfway towards the battle before a changeling looked at him and he ran in the other direction as Jon jumped on top of a changeling and started to punch his head as it ran around with Jon screaming "OHMAMA" Over and over again. Rainbow dash uppercut the changeling that was chasing Arin. He then ran up and punched a changeling right before the changeling Jon was punching ran into him and the three of them ran into a bunch of changelings, knocking them over like they were bowling pins. Arin picked up Jon and they ran back at the main 6 to help them keep fighting. Pinkie picked up Twilight and used her as a Gatling gun.
"Hay let me try.", said Arin as he picked up Jon and twisted His tail making him shoot like a gun. the main six managed to defeat them but the grumps somehow managed to get them selfs surrounded. "Go on without us", said Arin as the main six went on with frowns on there face. "Why would you say that, now were fucked", said Jon. "We can handle this, we defeated grantilda didn't we.", said Arin "No we didn't. We never completed Banjo Remember", said Jon. "Then stop bringing it up."
The Grumps tried to fight them off But all the the changlings were to much and they were getting surrounded. "Well shit, this won't end well." When all of a sudden, A Pegasus figure in a trench coat and UK flage shirt appeared in the sky. the grumps looked at him Right before he swooped down and wiped out all the changelings in a second. As the figure passed by he whispered to the grumps
"I'll watch over you guys, but for now, I must kick ass.",
"Who the hell was that", said Arin.
"Who cares, lets just get out of here", said Jon as the two of them tried to catch up to the main six But it was covered with changelings. The two of them hid from there sight untill they were far enough away and followed them.
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the grumps found themselves back were the wedding was being held. they looked inside from a window and saw Chrysalis was standing there with cadence and a very dopy looking shining armor.
"Look at this guy, he looks like he's putting on his best poker face.", said jon while pointing at shining.
"now go my children, go and feed.", said Chrysalis.
"But don't eat to fast or you'll get a sick tummy. Okay no more jokes we have to Save the girls.", said Jon.
"Alright here's the plan", Said Arin in a determined voice. "I'll pretend to be in parole And she'll try and help me. meanwhile you sneak around to the other side. When she is about to suck the life out of me, you jump on her back and hit her as hard as you can while I hit her with a rock." Just then Chrysalis went out to the balcony to see how Canterlot was being taken over by her army.
"She sounded a lot smaller in the plan."
"Okay plan B, We paint ourself black and pretend we are changelings. We go towards the girls and let them free. Then we shanghigh them, and make them think of a plain."
"Were are we going to get black paint."
"Okay okay okay. Here's is plane C which I like to call absolutely cannot fail. It's brilliant and foolproof."
"What do we do Arin"
"We run up to Chrysalis-"
"Yeah....."
"And we kick her in the face." There was a good minute of silence before Jon said
"That sound like a good idea."
"Okay on the count of three we bulrush her and kick her. One......Two......." When all of a sudden a loud explosion was heard and queen Chrysalis as well as all of her minions were seen hurdling away from the castle from a pink aura.
"Well, mission accomplished I guess", said Jon.
"I guess so."
"Well lets go join the rest of them." Jon and Arin went around and entered the throne room to join the rest of main six.
"There you two are.", said twilight.
"Yeah, we were worried those changelings got you two.", said Rainbow dash.
"Well there were a bunch of them all around us, and one of them had like a bee hammer. But then, with all our strength, beat them all up.", said Jon.
"Well the point is that Chrysalis has been defeated thanks to the power of Shining Armor and Cadences Love", began Celestia. "Now I believe all of you have a wedding to get ready for." All the ponies ran off to prepare for the re-wedding. The main six went back to what they were doing originally, and Arin and Jon did what they do best.... get in the way and make a big mess, except this Cadence enjoyed there fooling around. And this time the two ponies in love got married without a hitch. Arin and Jon watched them kiss on the balcony when Jon said
"You know I just realized something."
"What's that?", said Arin.
"Princess is like a king, of more accurately queen, is this world. If that's true then what the hell is cadence a princess of anyway."
"She's the princess of love.", said Celestia.
"I get that, but where's her kingdom." Celestia looked at Jon for a minuet before she let out a small chuckle.
"Maybe some time I'll tell you all about it, but for now I think you two have reception party to go to." The Grumps ran off to the party as Celestia giggled at the two of them. "I have a feeling those two are going to bring quite a bit of adventure to Twilights friends."
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The main six and the grumps were walking down ponyvill going back to there homes. Everypony except pinkie looked absolutely exhausted. They were no longer wearing there dresses as Rarity was caring them. She insisted on holding on to them so she could get ideas for more dresses. All the girls went back to there houses and Jon and Arin went with Twilight back to her house.
"Man I havent partied like that since we beat Goof Troop ", said Arin
"You mean that time you grew another chin", said Jon as Arin Slowly looked at Jon with a big smile on his face and said "Shut up."
"Guys, you got a package, and it's not from the princess." Jon and Arin ran over to the giant box to see what it is. Twilight opened the box for them with her magic as Jon and Arin reached in and pulled the stuff out into the light so they could see what they got. They pulled out a SNES, PS3, GENESIS, and a T.V.
"Holy shit, look at that."
"Yeah it's like were back in the grump room. Who sent us this shit ", Said Jon as he used his magic to lift up small letter at the bottom of the box. The letter read-
"Dear Grumps
I found out were you guys are. I won't be able to send you Home but I sent you some special gifts to hold you guys over. Don't worry about power, I'm sure the power of magic Will help you guys.
Sincerely
BARRY and Suzy