"Spike, today is the day that we find out who is the pony...or dragon that fights Jason for the EWE Championship!" Pinkie said with a surprised tone! "and the results are
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Spike-73%! Spike will fight Jason for the EWE Championship!" Pinkie Yelled as Spike gained quite a smile on his face!
"Just a shame, Jason just won the belt, now he's loosing it!" Spike Boasted when a known foe walked threw the stage!
"So...that's is not a good choice for me to fight! I will kick his midget flank!" jason announces as he walks to the announcer table! "Let me see my opponent next wendnesday!" He takes a look at Spike. "BWAH HAHAHAHA! He's no taller than my shins! So let me tell you this, you can run and never come back. That will be less humiliating...GOT IT!" Jason exclaimed! Spike started laughing!
"you know what will be humiliating Jason...when a Dragon no taller than your shins kicks your flank and takes that belt! So I think you should leave...and just hand over the belt!!" Jason laughs and uses his magic to pick up Spike!
"Shut the *sensor* up you little midget! You think that I am scared of you! I WILL *sensor*ING KILL YOU!!" Jason scrame. Spike was screaming for help!
Big Mac ran over to help spike but was hit from the behind! "Who is that!? SOUND BARRIER? WHY IS SOUND BARRIER HERE!?" Pinkie yelled as Sound Barrier went to his father. He started whispering something in his ear and Jason dropped Spike!
"We Will not hurt you Spike, Yet! If it wasn't for my son...I would of made sure you wouldn't be here that day! Lets make that match interesting! You can choose our match. Hell why not let the EWE Universe Choose the Match i could care less!" Jason smiled as him and Sound Barrier started to leave!
"what was that all about?" Pinkie Pie said. Spike was gasping, their was no air in his lungs after what Jason did!
"Hey.... Mayer Mare here! I know what Jason and Sound Barrier did was unexceptionable! They will not have the chance for the EWE Tag Teem Championship. NO! Instead, I'm gonna give Jason and VINYL a match...together! They will fight Rainbow Dash...and Sound Barrier! Oh, and that match...is NOW!" Mayer Mare announced. Jason hated Vinyl Scratch after he caught her cheating on him!
"So...Jason...we'll accept the challenge...right?!" Vinyl asked nicely. Jason kind of just shrugged her off as a varmint! "Jason...I know that you are angry at me!" Vinyl was interrupter by Jason
"NO...I'm not angry at you Vinyl, I'm outraged! I didn't think I got married to a *sensor*" Jason looked at Vinyl. Smiled and turned back to the punching bag in front of him, "I don't care...sure! Why not...just have my back this time...GOT IT!" Jason walks to the ring, "We'll inter the ring...like we use to! The same time!" Jason turned to Vinyl, "just don't touch me!" Vinyl smiles.
"I wont touch you Jason...just remember what we always said!" Vinyl said as she pushed on Jason's shoulder! Jason turned and looked at Vinyl!
"What the hell did I tell you about touching me! Oh, and yes I remember 'ahem let me introduce to you, the sexiest mare in Eqwestria...Vinyl!' Lies back than and lies now!" Vinyl laughed!
"Oh Jason...I remember what you would say. You said it so loud...so proud...what happened to that, Jason" Vinyl Pushes on Jason!
"I found out that my wife for three years was a *sensor*! That could crush a man...not me! That made me STRONGER! Gave me the rage I need to beat all my enemies...so Thank you actually for being such a *sensor*!" Vinyl never saw this anger in Jason before! She also seen some...sadness in him. She knew that something was wrong with Jason!
"Jason is something wro...." Vinyl was able to say before Jason nodded his head!
"We should leave now Vinyl, before we loose by disqualification!" Jason said. Vinyl nodded her head and the left to the ring.
"Here they come!" Spike manged to say while laughing!
"THAT'S IT...play my music!" Jason yelled!
"JASON! I don't think you were had to do that! Still...it's funny!" Pinkie managed to say! She was laughing at the change of music, plus the match set up by the GM!
"Here she is, the *sensor*, most GODDAMN *Sensor* son of a *sensor* you've ever met, Vinyl Scratch!" Jason watched the door!
Vinyl walks threw the door and stares at Jason angrily! Jason puts down the mic and walks away. Vinyl walks over and hits Jason. Jason pushes Vinyl back and started yelling at her. She walks back and slaps Jason. He looks back and slaps her back.
"JASON! JASON! JASON!" yelled Sound Barrier. Jason looks at Vinyl than he looks at Sound Barrier.
"I QUIT!" Jason yelled as he walked over to spike, "Behold your new EWE Champion! SPIKE!" he yelled as he gave him the championship. Jason than walked off!
"OH NO JASON! You can't just GIVE Spike the belt! He has to win it! Oh and my contract you signed says that...you can't quit! You have to fight your son with Vinyl...or...I can make your life a living hell!" Jason smiled as he looks at Mayer Mare! He uses his magic to get a microphone!
"I'm sorry Mare...I am not ready for a relationship at the moment!" Jason started laughing! "I'm sorry. Fine! i will fight my son...and than fight Spike!" Jason looks at Vinyl. She has red eyes...like she was crying! Jason looks concerned, and than walked to the ring laughing! Vinyl ran to Jason and tapped Jason's shoulder! When Jason turns around, Vinyl kissed him. In sorrow, she ran out of the ring. Jason Soon fallowed!
"The winner by Disqualification, Sound Barrier and Octavia!" The announcer yelled as Sound Barrier jumped with joy! All of a sudden, Quick-Bolt hits him from the back. Quick-Bolt started laughing!
"I TOLD YOU! YOU! PICK THIS *sensor* UP!" Quick-Bolt yelled to the Unicorn appointed to him! The unicorn picked him up, and slammed him as hard as he could to the ground below him! Quick-Bolt started laughing like he accomplished something important! Quick-Bolt left as something appeared on the titantron!
"We take you back-stage to the great, sexy, Jason Cider!" Cole points the Mic to the pacing colt, "what happened when you confronted Vinyl Scratch back-stage!" Jason looks at Cole with anger in his eyes!
"Well Cole! I tried to ask Vinyl why she kissed me! When I got there...I freaked out...and...kissed...her!" Jason looks at the ground like he did something wrong!
"That's it...you kissed her. That's all you did that was wrong. That's what you had to get off of your chest!" Cole yelled at Jason. Jason looked at Cole and started laughing!
"That's not it dumb ass! What I wanted to say is that I'm retiring from the EWE championship! And...I will kick Quick-Bolt's flank for what he did to my son! Only I hit him. It will be an I quit match! Whoever looses will be fired! Mayer Mare agreed with me...so next P.P.V, it will be me and Quick-Bolt...with a special referre! Vinyl Scratch! She agreed to that...as well! Do you agree...Quick-Bolt!" Jason laughed his way out of the room but he was faced to Vinyl! "What do you want!"
"A fight! You and me Jason! What do you say!" Vinyl said. Jason laughed her off as a bad memory!
"Fine...you and me...if the EWE universe agrees! But if not, Vinyl...you quit! (Fired or Cross gender fight...you choose!) I'm out...see you there...or not!" Jason walked out. He was laughing! Vinyl looked at him leave...and when she tried to leave, she ran into Rarity!
"Rarity, I don't have time for yo..." Vinyl was interrupted by the wight coated mare! She removed her hoof from her mouth!
"What do you see when you look at Jason Cider" Rarity asked. The question confused Vinyl, but at the same time, made her laugh a bit!
"I see an ex-husband...why" Vinyl answered! Rarity looks at Jason and than back to Vinyl scratch! She looks in her eyes! she gave a faint smirk!
"I see a nice and handsome colt! That is why I am gonna win him from you! You see somepony you already dated...I see somepony that i didn't date yet!"
"And you never will Rarity!" Vinyl pushed her back! Rarity slapped her! Vinyl uses magic to pick Rarity up, and slammed her to the ground!
"VINYL! Back off!" Jason said. He pushed Vinyl back. The scared mare stumbles back. She than ran out of the Arena! Jason turns back to the harmed mare. He grabs her hoof and helps her back up, "what was that all ab..." Jason was kissed by the purple haired mare! Jason, in shock, pushes the mare off of him. "I am gonna pretend....for your sake...that was an accident!"
"Jason! It's me...Invictus Soul!" Invictus said pushing on Jason turns!
"Well a son of a *sensor* gun! Where the hell did you go!" Jason pats the crazy colt! "The last time I seen you, you threw me down a flit of stairs for saying 'I'm sorry but your mom gave me a hickey!" Jason said