“Dear Tech Specs,
I just wanted to write you to thank you for inviting us to the show; everypony had a good time. Even Fluttershy was really happy that she went, the main reason being that she got to meet Blades, who she thinks is simply adorable. Also, the Chili Peppers were really nice ponies, which I didn’t expect in the least; I thought they’d be pompous and smug due to the fact that they’re famous musicians. I’m really sorry about Breakneck Shred, though; I know I never actually met him, but based on what Mosh Pit told us about him, he was a great stallion, but I digress. Enough about what I think; how are you? Anything interesting happen on your end thus far? Also, I’d like to keep our invitation for you to come to the Grand Galloping Gala valid. I’m sure that either Princess Celestia has forgotten about you completely, or she’s gotten over it; she has had many years to worry about other things than a dropout, after all. Granted, it’s rare that somepony drops out of Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, but still. Well, I had better wrap this letter up before I start rambling too much. Write soon!
Your Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I’m sorry this letter took so long to get into your hooves; I’ve been preoccupied with a few orders of mine, not the least of which is the jewelry I’ve been making for Rarity. By the way, if you get a chance to talk to her, tell her that her order should be ready within the next couple weeks. Anyway, I’m doing rather well. Not much else has been going on here: I received a message informing me that an invention of mine has been patented, and I’ll be getting royalties for it. It’s an interesting gadget, if I do say so myself; it shoots tennis balls at predetermined intervals, speeds, and that lot. Also, I still think that going to Canterlot is a bad idea; I mean, what if she still remembers me? That would be an unpleasant experience to all parties involved. Well, I should get back to work now. Tell everypony that I said hi, if you will. Have a nice day, Twilight.
Sincerely,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
Don’t worry about taking so long to write. This could be a weekly thing; you know, we write once every week? That’d be fun! it’d also be organised, and I like things to be organised. I told Rarity what you said, and she’s absolutely thrilled about it. She asked if I knew what they looked like, but I told her that it’d be better as a surprise. Oh, and congratulations on the patent; I’m so happy for you! And, about the Gala, you don’t have to come if you don’t want to; I just thought that maybe we as a team could work things out with the Princess. You know, to get that concern off of your back. Also, it could be really fun. I remember the Gala a couple years ago; Princess Celestia said that things would be far less uptight the next time around, and they really were. Oh, well. i’ll stop bothering you about it. Be sure to write next week. I’ll be looking forward to it!
Always Your Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
So, you like things organised, do you? I guess that’s not that surprising, seeing as how you’re a librarian. Good idea telling Rarity that the jewelry is a surprise; I’d never have thought of that. And, thank you for the congratulations; it means a lot. My first royalty payment came two days ago: ten thousand bits for just 160 sold! If this keeps up, I’ll be able to get the Chili Peppers a new tour carriage: a bigger one. You know, for musicians as successful as they are, it doesn’t really pay that well. Oh, well; they do it more for fun than money. Also, you do pose good reasons for me to go to the Gala; perhaps it is for the best. But, what about Blades? I can’t let him by himself for the duration of the event. Speaking of Blades, I have to take him to a doctor for a checkup in a couple hours. I’ll write you next week, My Friend.
Best Regards,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
Yes, I prefer things to be sorted out and neat, that way nothing gets lost. Well, that’s not always the case. I’ve lost a few books before, but that’s only because either Spike or I didn’t put them back in their proper place. But, nopony’s perfect, you know? What?! Ten thousand bits?! That’s great for just one invention patent, Tech! Imagine getting a few more of those; you’d be set for life! I mean, the kind of things I would do with ten thousand bits; I could pay for Applejack to have her barn repaired, give the Town Hall a complete tune-up, and re-equip Carousel Boutique with new machines, and still have bits to spare! You must be so thrilled! Well, before I start rambling too much about that, what about the Gala? Oh, of course Blades can come. If one baby dragon can attend, why wouldn’t two? I can send the Princess a message asking for two tickets to the Gala for a couple friends. I could even get them to you in about a week, if you like. So, I guess it’s time to wrap up this letter. Be sure to tell me how the doctor’s visit goes. Take care, and write soon!
Always Your Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I’m sorry I couldn’t get this written any sooner; There’s been a lot happening today. I’ve been getting more orders than usual, probably because of the whole ‘patent’ thing. Oh, well, I’m not complaining. Blades’ visit to the doctor went rather well, although the doctor was rather confused as to why he hasn’t been able to produce a flame yet. I told him that perhaps that is the tradeoff for the massive claws, sharp intellect, and incredible strength that Blades possesses, but he said that was ridiculous. I guess if Blades can join me in joining you at the Grand Galloping Gala, then I would be a fool not to accept the offer. I will attend with you lot. When is it, next month? Anyway, I’ve got a few more things to add onto Rarity’s order, and it will be ready to pick up. I’ll keep you informed on progress. I’ll write you again next week, Twilight.
Your Loving Friend,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
Oh, don’t worry about it; I’ve been late in sending letters before. You took it better than I did, I might add. Anyway, I’m glad business is picking up for you. As long as you don’t get COMPLETELY swamped, more business for anypony is great. So, Blades can’t breathe fire? That’s strange, but I guess you’re right; strength, wit, and swords for claws is plenty for a young dragon like him. Maybe he’ll develop the ability later in his life, you know? I’m glad you finally came around; I’m sure the Gala will be a great experience for you and Blades alike. I’ll be sending you a pair of tickets once I obtain them. And, it’s a good thing you’re almost finished, too; Rarity’s been chomping at the bit to see the jewelry you’re making. She’s getting anxious because the Gala is so close, and she’s planning on wearing whatever you’re making to it. Well, I have to go help Pinkie Pie over at Sugarcube Corner (that’s the local confectionery, if you weren’t aware). I’ll write you the same time next week.
Always Your Loving Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Things have really been looking up this week; The Chili Peppers are going to play a big show in Manehattan, and somepony from every big record label are going to be there looking for bands to sign. I really hope they sign them for a new record. Also, I’m officially finished with Rarity’s jewelry order; she can come pick it up any time she sees fit. I’ve never worked with gold before, but I think I did well for my first time, if I’m honest. But, I’ll let the customer be the judge of that. So, Pinkie Pie works at a confectionery, does she? Perhaps that explains her... bubbliness. Oh, well. I wouldn’t be surprised if that mare was as bouncy and bubbly now as she was when she was a lass. But, we can speculate about your friends behind their backs later; I should probably tidy this place up if I should be expecting Rarity to show up. Until I hear from you again.
Your Loving Friend,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
I’m really glad things are going well on your end; things are going great here. Pinkie Pie earned a promotion to part-time manager of Sugarcube Corner; she runs the place when the Cakes aren’t around, and sometimes when they are. Rainbow Dash won a race between a couple famous race ponies, and she said it was only a matter of time before the Wonderbolts received word. She’s a dreamer, I know, but it keeps her motivated. And, Rarity gained copious amounts of publicity for making Gala dresses for twelve famous ponies from all over Equestria. Speaking, well, writing, of Rarity, she’s super excited about the jewelry. She’s still busy with the Gala dress order I mentioned, but she plans to come pick them up as soon as she can. She also insists that she make you a Gala dress, ‘as reparations for the intense labour she put into the order I placed,’ she says. Don’t you think ‘reparations’ is a bit strong of a word? I know I do. I guess that’s just Rarity for you. You know, I’m not sure if Pinkie Pie was as, well, Pinkie Pie when she was younger. Maybe I should ask her; she has an interesting story about her fillyhood, I’m sure. I guess it’s time I let you to your work. same time next week? Of course.
Always Your Loving Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I’m glad that things are going well for you lot, as well. So, Rarity wants to make me a dress for the Gala? Quite the payment for a few pieces of jewelry, methinks. And yes, ‘reparations,’ is a bit strong a word. Germaney payed reparations to Zebrica and Equestria for the War; Rarity isn’t paying reparations for what I chose to make for her. She doesn’t even really have to give me anything in return. But, I learned many years ago not to go against a mare such as Rarity when she insists upon something. Just tell me, if you will, when she’s ready to pick her order up, and I’ll be ready. Until next time.
Your Loving Friend,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
This week was really fun for us; Pinkie Pie threw a party for our friend Cheerilee. She’s a teacher at the local school, and she celebrated the tenth Anniversary of her teaching career. We are all so proud of her! Anyway, what’s happened over your week? Any new patents or inventions? So, Rarity said she’s still catching up on some important orders; she got a few more this week. I honestly think that pony gets in way over her head sometimes. But, she always pulls through somehow, not that I’m complaining or anything. As agreed before, she’ll come whenever she finds the time. I’m still excited that you and Blades will be joining us at the Gala, AND the Red Hot Chili Peppers will be playing. It’s going to be the greatest! I’d better wrap this up before I get carried away and start rambling. Have a nice week!
Always Your Loving Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Another fun, adventurous week for you lot, I see? There seems to be quite a bit happening for such a small town, methinks. I live in a city and don’t see as much as you claim to. Oh well, perhaps Fillydelphia is just a quiet city, if that makes sense. Blades got into my record collection two days ago and played Iron Mare nonstop all day; I’m so proud of him! That little dragon is a Metalhead, no doubt. But, he also really enjoys older, Classic Rock, such as ELO, Journey, and especially CCR. as I’ve said before, I’m so extremely proud of him. As for new inventions and patents, I haven’t any yet; nopony’s really wanted anything I’ve not developed yet. They just order things I’ve already created. It gets boring after a while, but oh well. I hope you have a good week and report something interesting. Until you write again.
Your Loving Friend,
Tech Specs”
“Dear Tech Specs,
First thing’s first: Rarity is finished with her work for now and will be on her way to Fillydelphia by the time you read this letter. She’s really excited about the jewelry, and I’m sure she’ll love what you’ve made for her. Now, what else to say? Oh, yeah, Ponyville is a small town, yes, but there’s always something going on, and that’s one reason I love it here. And, I can relate to having a Metalhead dragon around; Spike has been obsessed with Unikorn, Metallica, and Iron Mare ever since the show last month. It’s actually kind of grown on me, Heavy Metal, especially the harmonics of bands like Bitish Steel and Megadeth. Am I rambling? Yeah, I am; sorry about that. Anyway, I’m sorry business hasn’t been as exciting as you’d like, but that happens sometimes, yeah? I can’t count the number of times Pinkie Pie has wished ponies would shake things up a bit at Sugarcube Corner. But then again, Pinkie wants to shake things up everywhere she goes. Oh well, that’s just one of the things that makes Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie, I guess. I’m rambling again, aren’t I? I’m so sorry; sometimes when I’m excited, I can’t stop talking about random things. Let’s close this letter before I get carried away again, shall we?
Always Your Loving Friend,
Twilight Sparkle”
“Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Well, I shall be anticipating Rarity’s arrival. I really hope she likes the pieces I built, but I’ll bother you with worries another time. Currently, I’m just excited that she’ll finally see them. Wait, Spike’s into Heavy Metal, too? Interesting. Tell him that he made a great choice in music preference, if you will. Business indeed hasn’t been too extravagant, but at least I’m still getting paid, eh? Personally, I’d rather have the work be less monotonous than it is than be paid. Oh well, I suppose I’d be broke if that were the case. Well, I guess I had better get this letter to the post office before Rarity arrives. Next week? Same time? Have a nice week.
Your Loving Friend,
Tech Specs”