So today Fluttershy was trying to be a comedian.
Yes.
You heard me.
A comedian.
And not just any comedian, no. A fart-joke comedian.
With painfully bad circle-jerking jokes.
As you could imagine, nobody could understand why this was funny, except for 10 year old boys who LIKE fart jokes and pretend to understand the pop-culture and media of the latter section.
So overall, she was bad.
And why, you may ask, was she a comedian? Well, it was actually a demonstration for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Fluttershy actually was a comedian as a foal. She did it for a few years, until she ran out of jokes and ideas, got laughed at, then fell down to Equestria and became a hippie.
But that's another story.
But anyways. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were trying to get their audience cutie marks. They rented a theater, put posters around town, and sat and waited. They actually got a good crowd to attend; Pinkie Pie had even brought cakes and candies. Everybody was scared of how excited she was about them though, so they somewhat politely declined her offer.
She ate them all.
The food.
Not the ponies.
Much to her delight.
Fluttershy couldn't remember half of her old jokes, sadly. For a little while she sat behind stage and thought, trying to recall some of them. Sadly, she couldn't.
Applebloom kept cheering her on from the front row.
Cheering.
Cheering.
Cheering.
Sweetie Belle got bored after a while and started to draw what she thought Spike would look like older. For no reason, of course. She didn't like him or anything.
Don't lie, Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo manged to convince Rainbow Dash to come along. With her vacuum cleaner. For some reason. Scootaloo didn't care, and sat right next to Rainbow Dash the whole time, and kept whispering stuff to her.
Rainbow Dash didn't care. As usual. She doesn't care about much.
"Do you know what Rainbow Dash's favorite color is?" Fluttershy began at one point.
"WOO, FLUTTERSHY!"
"I don't know, she can never decide!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..."
And it went on like that for the whole show. While they were sitting there, Rarity turned around at one point and said "Oh hey guys look this monster is about to kill us all!" and so they all ran away in fear.