It has been two weeks past since Celestia truly moved the sun again. Since then she had to move and set the sun before she fell asleep and after she woke up. And as promised, The first and second both hosted a small party to congratulate Celestia on saving their behinds, plus it just so happened to be her birthday as well, so double the fun!
“Okay everyone get in here! Time for cake!” The first called out. Chrysalis, Discord, Celestia, Sombra, and Luna ran into the kitchen and sat down to look at him. “Well then... Pony children love cake as much as human children.”
“Of course they would, cake is tasty.” The second said laughing.
“Well I don’t know if mine is, so please excuse me if it’s horrible.” The first one said snickering as he set the Chocolate frosted cake down on the table. “It’s a vanilla cake with Chocolate frosting.”
“Looks good...” Celestia said, licking her lips.
“I like cake with a bit of ice cream on the side.” Discord said licking his chops as he eyed the cake with bad intent.
“No eating the whole cake, Discord.” The first said sternly.
“It is pretty...” luna said eyeing it.
“I can’t eat it anyway, so.. Yeah.” Chrysalis said shrugging. “Does look yummy though.”
“I wanna eat some!” Sombra said as his tail wagged back and forth.
“Not If I eat some first!” Discord joked
“Now now, Celestia gets first piece. It is her birthday after all.” The first said.
“Aaaaaaww! Fine.” Discord protested as Celestia used her magic to levitate a piece of cake and put it onto her plate.
“Thanks.” Celestia said.
“Well, take a bite and tell me if I mess up or not.” The first said smiling. Celestia smiled and bit into it, the soft texture and sugary sweetness going along her tongue as she chewed and swallowed it. “Well? I do good or bad?” In answer Celestia put her face into the cake and ate quickly.
“Is that a yes?” Luna asked, looking at Celestia confused.
“Eeeh... Maybe?” The first said shrugging. “Either it’s so good she wants more or its so terrible that she just wants it to be over with.”
“Itth awthome!” Celestia said through a mouthful of cake when she took her head out, her face smeared with frosting.
“Well... Sis you have work to do after she is done eating.” The first said snickering and looking to the second.
“I know, at least she likes it though.” The second said as the others waited to get a piece.
“Yeah yeah... I still think she is exaggerating just a bit.” He said as he took his own slice and cut out a few more for the others. They all started to eat the cake, none of them having the crazy reaction Celestia had.
“Its yummy.” Luna said, chewing happily.
“Nomnomnomnomnomnom.” Was all that was heard from Sombra.
“Needs more Ice Cream but good!” Discord said, he levitated a orange over and snapped his fingers transforming it into a scoop of ice cream and then plopping it down next to his cake. “Much better!”
“Thats good Discord, the cake is tasty.” The second said, looking at the first with a smile as Celestia continued to eat with her face in the cake. The first just chuckled and took a bite from his own slice.
“Huh... Not that bad.” He said smiling.
“Ice Cream makes everything better.” Discord said smiling, he was chowing down like a dog with a juicy, delicious steak.
“well its nice to see Discord is enjoying his cake, now All he has to do is take a bath to get the frosting out of his coat.” The second said laughing a little. Discords eyes widened.
“What?” Discord stopped as if a button had been pressed.
“Um.. She said bath.” Was all the First said as he ate a bit more of his cake.
“.......uh oh.” Discord looked around before trying to run away only to be grabbed by the first. “NOOO! I Don’t Wanna!”
“Your magic seems to have been improved, maybe you can use it to clean yourself.” The second suggested. smiling.
“Okay as long as I don’t have to get wet.” Discord said, he snapped his fingers and found that not only was he clean but he was wearing a little bow on his head. “Grrrr.”
“AHAHAHAHAHAH.” Luna said, spitting some cake out her nose.
“He looks like one of those mismatched dolls in the storybooks!” Sombra said snickering.
“Laugh it up fuzzball” Discord said as he undid the bow and threw it on the ground.
“PILLOW NINJA!” Sombra shouted as he pounced and tackled Discord to the ground. “Ninja’d.”
“Nope!” Discord snapped his fingers and turned the tables. “Counter Ninja’d.”
“I still need to brush your fur Sombra.” The second said laughing.
“But I am so fuzzy!” Sombra whined as he grabbed discord and pulled him into his fur. “Taste the fuzziness!”
“NOOOO its so SOOOFFFFTTTT!” Discord cried as he was pulled into the eternal and bottomless pit that was Sombra’s fur.
“Oh hush up you big baby. It’s not that bad.” Sombra said snickering.
“He is my plushy!” Luna said, jumping onto Sombra and hugging him.
“CAN’T......BREATH!” Discord stammered as he inhaled Fluffiness
“Oops... Maybe I should let him out.” Sombra said as he turned a bit and let Discord fall out of his fur before he grabbed Luna and hugged her almost making her disappear in the fuzziness.
“How Do you like it!” Discord said snapping his fingers which put Sombras fur in several bows that made him look like a poodle.
“PLUSHY!” Luna yelled happily, hugging Sombra more.
“I am still fuzzy. And that is all that matters. DO YOU WISH TO TASTE MY FUZZINESS AGAIN!?” Sombra threatened as he took out the bows with his magic.
“PLUSH PLUSHIE PLUSHIE!” Luna said, hugging Sombra harder. Sombra looked to the Second and smiled a smug smile.
“See? Luna like my fuzziness too.” He said happily.
“With a second, she will do something you won’t like.” The second said smiling.
“I don’t like that smile. It’s unnerving.” Sombra said frowning.
“I do.” Discord said, he recognised that smile.
“PLUSHIE!” Luna said, using her magic to turn Sombra into a fluffy plushie and held him in her hooves.
“BAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA *Snort* Hahahahaha!” Discord began rolling on the floor as if dying by laughter.
“I am still fuzzy.” Was all Sombra said.
“I will keep you in my room and play with mr plush all day!” Luna said happily.
“Can I go now? I am getting cramps.” Sombra whined. Luna squeezed him and he squeaked like a squeak toy. “Ow...”
“You are my plushie and I love you.” She said hugging him as she used her magic to hold him and walked to her room.
“Someone help meeeee!” Sombra shouted.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Discord was still dying of laughter
“Thats what happens when you don’t brush your fur.” The second said laughing.
“Just someone help me already!” Sombra shouted.
“Nope!” Discord said, his head rising several feet. “Have fun Sombra! Ta ta.”
“Why does Luna think Sombra is a plushie?” Celestia said, taking her face out of her cake to look around.
“Because....She thinks he is soft, so soft the world would implode if I even began to describe the softness of his fur.....” Discord said mysteriously
“I lied in his fur during avatar, I know how soft his fur is Discord.” Celestia said snidely.
The first guardian was simply sitting there with a smile and snickering as he ate his cake and watched the scene unfold. Luna happily trotted back into the kitchen with Sombra plushie in her magic who now has ribbons and bows in his fuzzy fur.
“Mr plush is cute now!” She said excitedly.
“Oh.....My.....Goodness.” Discord said trying to stifle a laugh
“... I hate all of you. And Discord, you laugh, I am going to literally smother you in your sleep with your own tail.” Sombra threatened.
“Mr plush is mean...” Luna said, using her magic to make Sombra into a normal plushie.
“AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA* cough cough Gasp* AAAAAHAAAAHAHAH” Discord squealed
“Luna change him back.” The first said snickering.
“Into a mean talking plushie?” Luna asked.
“No into a normal talking walking pony.” The first said.
“Ok...” Luna said, using her magic to make him turn into a walking talking plushie.
“Thaaaaat’s not what I meant. I mean a normal pony again. Like living and stuff.” The first said.
“Mr plush is living.” Luna said, pointing to Sombra moving around.
“I mean... Just put him back to Sombra.” The first said sighing.
“Ok...” Luna said, changing him back to normal, still with the bows and ribbons in his fluffy fur.
“AAAH!... Crap that was awkward!” Sombra said stretching and using his magic to take the bows off and tossing them at Luna. “Never do that again.”
“No swearing.” The second said disapprovingly.
“Sorry, ma.” Sombra said walking back to his chair.
“Its fine, just don't do it again.” The second said smiling, “You did make a cute plushie.” She said laughing. Luna walked over to Sombra and hugged him again.
“Can I have another piece?” Celestia asked, smiling with a frosting covered face.
“I want more too!” Discord said with a massive, toothy grin. He still was chuckling at the Plushie Incident.
“I think we have all had enough cake.” The second said, smiling.
“Thats what you think.” Discord said under his breath, he was about to snap his fingers when he felt the glare of the first lay upon him. “And you’re correct!” Discord said nervously while Luna let go of Sombra and started jumping around excitedly.
“Oh oh oh! I want to move the moon and get my cutie mark like Celestia did!” Luna said, jumping around.
“Thats stupid!” Discord said as he knew this would erupt in another chaotic argument. For some reason he found them soothing and down right hilarious. Instead Luna frowned and turned him into a plushie and held him in her magic.
“It isn't stupid, I want one.” She said angrily.
“What is a cutie mark?” The second asked curiously.
“Its the mark Celestia has on her flank, you said its a cutie mark, so I call it that!” Luna exclaimed, looking back at plushie Discord.
“Sombra! I’m sorry for laughing at you, I find this excruciatingly uncomfortable.” Discord said as he looked at his now plush hands. He managed to barely snap his nearly unsnapable fingers and with a thud he fell to the floor his normal chaotic self.
“I said cute mark.” The second said confused
“Awww....” Luna said, turning her attention back to the guardians, “A cutie mark, I want to try, Celestia was named after the sun and she got a sun cutie mark, I was named after the moon wasn't I? I could get a moon cutie mark!” The exclaimed.
“I don't know...” The second said, turning to look at the first.
“What kind of message would that be? I grounded Celestia for moving the sun, its only fair that the same be said for the moon.” The First said in his authoritative tone.
“Please daddy! I want my mark!” Luna begged, giving the first puppy eyes.
“Well....Maybe...... but only for a minute! Not a second longer.” The First said as if entranced by the stare
“Won't that make the moon lock onto Luna like the sun locked onto me?” Celestia wondered.
“I don't know, what do you think?” The first said looking to the second for guidance
“I don't know, I think she should try if it would make her happy.” The second shrugged, trying not to look at Luna’s puppy eyes.
“Fine but for one minute only.” The First said still entranced by the adorable filly before him. “Okay a minute and a half.” He groaned. “Just stop with those eyes!” Luna smiled and flew over to him, giving him a hug.
“Thank you daddy!” She yelled excitedly flying out the door.
“Why do I get a bad feeling now that this is said and done?” The First asked himself
“The moon is cold and Celestia told us when her magic reached out to the sun it was warm?” The second asked, amused.
“I bet I can do both!” Discord said boastfully, the first one just shuddered at the thought.
“Don't boast discord, it isn't good.” The second told him.
“Guys come outside! I want you to watch!” Luna yelled from outside the door.
“Okay sweety.” The first said as cheerfully as he could muster, he got up and headed towards the door. The other followed suit.
“This should end well.” Discord snickered as he too exited the room
“Watch!” Luna said, closing her eyes and starting a spell. Her magic went out to the sky and she felt the coldness of the moon and shivered, pushing closer to it. She heard a soft clicking sound from her left ear and opened her eyes, seeing that she had moved the moon up a couple inches, then looked back at her flank as she heard a tinkling noise, and saw a backdrop with the moon appear in a flash on her flank.
“Yay!” She exclaimed happily, flying over to the first guardian, and lied in his opened arms.
“I’m proud of you Luna.” He said happily, he looked at the second and then back at Luna “Really Proud of you.”
“Thank you daddy!” Luna said, nuzzling the first. The second smiled and walked over, petting her mane.
“Gag!” Discord Interrupted the tender moment, The first glared at him. “Oh uh. Sorry?”
“You shouldn't be mean to Luna, Discord.” Celestia said angrily.
“mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa aaa” Discord mocked, the first set Luna down and began walking towards Discord. “Uh Oh!”
“You inside now, we’re gonna have a long talk which you will not like in the slightest.” The First said picking up Discord and walking into the house.
“Help me!” Discord whined to Luna and Celestia. They just turned their heads and looked at Chrysalis. “Aw come on!”
“I had one of those talks with him before, they are not fun in the least bit.” Chrysalis said, she almost felt pity on Discord.
“Maybe you will get a cutie mark Chrysalis! Sombra might too!” Luna said excitedly, while Celestia sighed and lowered her head.
“Ninja!” Sombra shouted as he tackle hugged Luna, “Maybe mines a Ninja!” he said happily hugging Luna. He looked at his flank and saw that it was barren of any ‘cutie mark’. “awww” Luna hugged Sombra back.
“Its ok, you will get one!” She said happily.
“....and if you ever do that again I won’t hesitate to do it. Are we clear?” The First said walking out of the house with Discord
“Yes Dad.” Discord said with a humph, he walked over to luna. “I’m sor..” He trailed off
“What was that Dissy?” Chrysalis asked with a chuckle
“I’m Sorry okay!” Discord finally said. Luna looked at him as she let go of Sombra and smiled, before tackling Discord and hugging him.
“I forgive you!” She yelled.
“Thats nice.” Discord said under his breath, he felt the glare of the first come upon him again. “I mean thank you Luna.” The second smiled and took Luna off Discord, holding her.
“You get to take care of the moon now Luna.” The second said, petting her mane.
“I love the night anyway, its fine for me!” Luna smiled.
“I still think I could do both.” Discord said, the almighty glare fell upon him for a third time.
“We know you could try Discord, but please stop saying you could.” The second said.
“Wanna bet!” Discord said
“Discord...” The second threatened.
“Watch!” He snapped his fingers and the moon moved two inches. Luna started to cry.
“I..I’m not special!” She wailed, as the second guardian tried to sooth her.
“DISCORD!” The first roared, Discord felt him clamp down on him like vice grips “If it weren’t for your mother....” He muttered “That talk we had, did you remember the last part about what I said I’d do? Well You're grounded for one thousand years and not a day less. Confined to your room! NOW GO!”
“But!” Discord Protested
“One thousand years is too long...he doesn't deserve tha” Luna said, sniffling.
“Okay luna, what would you have me do?” The First asked with a sigh
“I want to keep him as a plushie for a week!” Luna said.
“WHAT!?” Discord shouted, The First smiled and nodded.
“One week as a plushie it is. Have fun Discord.” The First said with a grin. Luna smiled through her tears and her horn lit up, making discord into a normal plushie and floated him over to her before hugging him and making him squeak like a squeaky toy.
“He is soft.” Luna said smiling.
“I’ll get you back for this old guy.” Discord muttered, The first didn’t hear but he gestured for Luna to give him Discord for a moment. She floated Discord over to him.
“Ever do that again, and I will make sure you're a plushie for a month.” He said still angry that Discord had made Luna cry. “Are we clear?”
“Crystal” Discord replied.
“Want me to make it so he can't talk?” Luna asked curiously.
“Would you mind?” The first smirked
“No.” Luna said, using her magic to make it so Discord couldn't talk as a plushie. The second smiled as Luna brought Discord back to her and hugged him, the second putting luna down so she could lie in the grass with the plushie.
“Thats my girl.” The First said patting her head.
“I kind of want to know where she learned a spell to make others into plushie.” The second said, smiling as Luna nuzzled the plushie.
“I thought you taught her.” The First said, his expression changed rapidly to one of concern.
“No I didn't, but if she knew how to make felt she would know how to make plush things I guess.” The second shrugged.
“Where did you learn to do that Luna?” The First asked
“I learned by looking at cloth.” Luna said, the first sighed in relief. He knelt down and hugged luna.
“Group hug.” He said, it had been a rough day for his nerves so a hug seemed like the best medicine. Luna laughed and jumped off the ground into his arms to hug him, leaving the discord plushie on the grass for the second to pick up.
“Aw come on it's not a group hug if its only one pony.” He said with a fake happy voice. Celestia, Chrysalis, and Sombra smiled and hugged him and the second guardian. “Thanks guys this means a lot to me.” He said returning the hug.
“Hugs are nice.” Luna said, smiling as she used her magic to take Discord out of the seconds hand and smiled at him happily.
Just you wait, I’ll get you back Discord thought to himself as everyone went inside to go to bed, while Luna stayed up all night and played with him.