Omega's Post-Humous Log

by The P Co


Tying up loose ends is important.

The journey to Neigh York was a disaster.

So, as it turns out, making enemies in this world is actually a LOT worse than on Earth.

Let's see, first, since Omega has been attracting more attention to Ponyville than normal, things have been noticed.

Gilda was so mad at RD and Omega that she led a battalion of 100 griffons to kill them.

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"Something is flipping over the train, everyone EVACUATE!" Omega commanded when he realized something was up.

"How?" Rarity querried as the group made their way to the back of the mobile monstrosity.

"I don't know, it's got to be a lot of enemies though." Omega replied, Pinkie was destroying the doors on the way.

Escaping the train, the group found themselves on a bridge, a large bridge like the Golden Gate bridge or something.

They saw the battalion.

"GILDA!" Dash was furious, this bitch just tried to kill them all.

"Prepare to DIE!" Gilda announced, the battalion all wore heavy metal armor, she had gold accents to hers.

The group had their armors on, they fought, the battle didn't last long.

With shots, slashes, blasts, explosions, and more, the battalion was mowed down.

Gilda was left, she had 1 leg shot off and several wounds, her beak was cracked and her wings were broken.

"You should have just left, left and never came back, if you had wielded a scroll instead of a sword, I more than likely would have given you a chance, not anymore though, any last words?" Dash threatened.

"Yeah, Agent G reporting in, target Omega had backu-" the griffon was interrupted when he head was cut off.

Dash looked at the thing she used to call a friend, she turned to the group.

"Well, we better get the car." she suggested.

Omega summoned the Rider, everyone got in, and they made their way to Neigh York again.

<<back to the narrarative transition>>

That was but the first of their oppositions.

Trixie despised Twilight, and hated Omega, she had the Alicorn Amulet, and was ready to kill.

<<moving to the action transition>>

The Rider sped along the ground at well above the speed of sound.

The automobile was stopped suddenly, Omega could tell it was being lifted into the air.

"Everyone OUT, we're being attacked." Omega announced, dismissing the car, causing everyone to fall about 10 feet to the ground.

The group looked around, they found the attacker, Trixie lit the forest path they found themselves on.

"Well, if it isn't the stupid Element of Harmony Bearers, and their disgusting bald monkey friend." Trixie greeted offensively.

"You wanna repeat that a bit louder?" Omega threatened, summoning the Terminator.

Trixie snatched it from his grasp, she tried to turn it on him, but the DNA magic prevented her from using it.

She tossed it away, she stole all of the weapons the New Bolverk Squad had summoned, leaving them to fight in CQC.

The group surrounded Trixie, the grayish-blue mare merely smiled.

She sent out a shockwave of energy, Twilight, Applejack, and Omega were the only ones not blown away.

Applejack ran up and delivered a Buckshot to Trixie's side, launching the offending unicorn through 5 trees. A quick teleport got Trixie back into the fray.

Omega had brought in the Ring Leader, he fired a double-helix beam at Trixie, the blue mare countered with her own magical blast, the 2 were even, though Omega was quickly losing.

Twilight cast a disintegration spell at Trixie, her opponent dodged it, but not completely, it hit the magical lock on the Alicorn Amulet, leaving Trixie's magic weak.

Twilight snatched up the amulet and equipped it herself.

She stared her blue opponent down.

"You could have come back without trying to kill us, we could have been friends, but you let jealousy guide you down the path of darkness, don't worry though, I'll take good care of the Alicorn Amulet, something that you were unable to do." Twilight talked down upon her opponent.

"Target Omega is armed, I repeat, target Omega is arme-" Trixie was blasted to death, she did not get to finish her statement.

Omega re-summoned the Rider and the group made their way to Neigh York again.

<<narrarative is lonely transition>>

That was a bit hectic, but the group recovered, the past was beginning to come back and bite them in the asses.

Pinkie's past was about to do exactly that.

<<action again transition>>

Speeding along, the New Bolverk Squad reaced a clearing when it happened.

Omega slammed on the brakes right as an arrow soared through the air, shattering the windshield and the back window.

The Rider was immediately dismissed and a note about stronger glass was put in for an upgrade.

Pinkie Pie bounced over to the approaching enemy.

She was a mare with a pale pink coat and long dark brown mane, she was a unicorn, she held very mechanical looking bow with 7 stranges arrows nocked onto it.

"You, you sabotaged the mining district, caused an explosion that killed my father." the angry mare said, she was aiming at Pinkie.

"I don't like to go into the past, but that was my sister, she wanted to get us more business by taking out the competition, but if you're going to shoot me for no reason, well......" Pinkie trailed off.

She summoned the Einhoofer Flammenwerfer, and sprayed the the bow wielding mare with incineration rounds.

Her last words were.

"Report, Omega and his team are all armed and dangerous. AAAAAAAAHHHH!" the offending mare screamed as the flames consumed her.

Omega got the notification that the Rider was repaired, he summoned it again and the group rode off.

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The mare who hated Pinkie was smoldering as the group left her burning corpse on the ground.

The least of their problems were over with.

The greatest of their problems had just begun.

<<packing the transition>>

The car was interrupted again by a missile.

Getting the vehicle out of the way, Omega assessed what the fuck just happened.

They were in the infamous abandoned city of Coltnerbyl, where the disastrous radiation meteor hit, the radiation itself was gone, but nopony came here because the skeletons were still around.

They found a fighter jet flying through the sky.

It stopped in mid-air, oh wait, it's not a fighter-jet.

It's just MOTHERFUCKING MEGATRON THE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICON TRANSFORMERS BITCHES.

OH AND WHAT IS THIS? KING SOMBRA IS RIDING ON HIS SHOULDER? WHAT THE FUCK?

"Rarity, your ancestor is the one that banished me in the first place, I found this friend here, and together we will avenge me." Sombra said, his voice was like the Undertaker.

"How is that MY fault?" Rarity countered.

"Because FUCK YOU, that's HOW!" Sombra shouted, Megatron spoke.

"And he's paying me is glasses." the massive automaton added.

The group went through both Hell and a few dozen buildings taking down the 50 feet tall robot.

Rarity pinned Sombra down after dismembering him.

"Getting others mixed into your problems will not help you in the end." the fashionista turned killer said.

"Report, Target Omega has trained his group to fight, they are armed AND dangerous." Sombra said into a headpiece before using his dark magic to break it.

Rarity carved his head open.

Omega summoned the Rider again, hopefully the group wouldn't get distracted again, the Death of a Thousand Needles was a valid killing method, and they had taken at least a hundred needles.

Of course, it was a metaphor.

<<transition tells a story>>

Their enemies from the past, both recent and distant, had connections.

But only a few had resources.

And the next one was one of those few.

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Taking to the skies, the group was taken down in the middle of the desert, it wasn't even 1:00 in the afternoon and they had fought 4-soon-to-be-5 enemies, this was ridiculous.

The enemy in question was a grim looking mare, with a professional looking assistant.

"Right, put the rocket launchers on this part." the mare directed, her coat was a light tan color, mane and tail were alternating stripes of bright yellow and bright green, eyes were wild, irises toxic green.

"Okay, how many?" the stallion asked.

"Like, 20, and put the chainsaws on the opposite side." the grim mare directed further, her cutie mark was visible, a flaming brown toaster.

"Indeed, Lady Wooden, it is done, ah, our guests have arrived." the posh stallion announced.

The insane mare turned to the group.

"Ah, baby girl, you've grown up, gotten some friends, nice, but that doesn't excuse what you did to me." the insane mare greeted.

"Who are you?" Dash demanded to know.

"Ah, Rainbow Dash, the one who refused a position in the Rainbow Factory, I'm the director of said establishment, Glaze Wooden Toaster, I'm Fluttershy's mother, my name has nothing to do with my profession, but fuck you." Glaze introduced herself

Omega lauched a Shadow Void that consumed the insane pegasus's machine.

"Oh well SHIT, that's quite a FUCKING problem, I'm going to kill you now anyway." Glaze said, wielding a toaster that was on fire.

She threw it, not sure of what it would accomplish, Fluttershy knocked it out of the air.

The yellow mare equipped the Angel Blade and speedily tackled her tan mother.

"You aren't going to hurt anypony anymore." Fluttershy was mad, after this bitch abandoned her because she was a late bloomer and tried to kill her and her friends just now, she knew the 1 thing she had to do.

She stabbed her mother in the chest with the rapier blade syringe on the Lethal Incision, and euthanized her.

She threw the Angel Blade and hit Glaze's assistant squarely between the eyes, the stallion's last words were.

"Target Omega's team is ruthless, Target Omega himself must be much wors-" he got cut off when his skull was pierced.

Fluttershy recovered the Angel Blade and let her Lethal Incision refill before turning to the group.

"Can we please go?" she pleaded.

"Yeah, come on." Omega accepted, the Rider was repaired again, the group flew off in the car-jet.

Things weren't the best, but they were still going onwards.

<<narraratory bullshit transition>>

The group made their way through the sky, the only thing that could stop them right now would be divine magic.

Oh shit, I just jinxed it.

<<oh shit the darkness transition>>

The group was pulled down by a strange force, they came to a complete stop about 2 miles out of Neigh York, the car-jet was dismissed and the group fell the 1 foot distance to the ground.

They found a light red coated mare with a black mane about 6 meters away.

"You, Applejack." the mare hissed in a raspy voice.

"What about me? Who're you?" AJ countered.

"My name is of no importance, I have come to reclaim my golden fiddle." the mare rasped out.

"What? But, that was years ago! And plus, ah won fair and square." AJ retorted.

"I don't get it." Omega said, the situation was confusing all of the rest of the group.

"It was on the way to Manehattan a long time ago, and this bitch challenged me, she's the wife of that Demonus alicorn guy Twi told us about, anyways, she wanted to challenge me, a golden fiddle against my soul, little did she know, I'm the best fiddler in all of Equestria." AJ revealed.

"Do you, or do you NOT, have my golden fiddle?" the evil mare demanded.

"No, no Ah don't, it's hangin' by a tree in tha Everfree forest, Ah put it there so mah family has some backup money, but we're well funded, so you can have it back." Applejack answered.

"Right, well then, thank you for disclosing that information." the demonic mare said, disappearing in a flash of gray magic

"Okay, she's gone, listen up, I've been looking through my satellite imagery, the Bio. Int./MBORF HQ is in Neigh York, they built it in the northernmost tip, it's hard to keep straight with this thing because on earth Neigh York is in the northeast tip of the country, but in Equestria, it's in the southeast tip on the country." Omega revealed.

"Okay, so, what's the plan?" Twilight asked.

"Alright, this is the plan..." Omega started.

He explained the plan to the New Bolverk Squad.

They would attack when night falls.

Shit was about to get real, and in the process of getting real, shit would go down, and because it went down, shit would hit the fan.

This fight was going to be a really big mess.