Crapteh 7. tHE tWIST (AN: this is not a pun) hITS tHE pLOT (AN: this is a pun)
(AN: bcuz of inernet law I hadd 2 destory mi AN thsi chaper && redu it SO………)
(**SUPR OFFICSHL && IMPROTANT AN: "Wheaties" is a ™ and © of Hasbro 2013! My Lil poni iz copyrite General mills Cereal ummm 192ty-sumthin. nOW I AM PERTECTED BY INTRANET LAWYRS && U CAN"T SUE!!! Or flame)
Twilicorn and I held mucsculr hooves strongly as we went upstairs. I was distracted because I was moving Equestria's second moon Harshwhinnia with my triplecornian magic. (AN: C i am NOT Maru Sue liek i wood b if i tookd ovr 1ST moon) I waved to Triplecorn. Her eyes had an envious shine like a silver medal. I guess she was jealous because even though Twilicorn had less gold medals it was true love. Anyway, like I said, Twilicorn and I went upstairs. We went to her room, next to mine, and locked the door. Then…
We frenched in a 69 with my tongue in her navel and her lips between my thing. Then we took off each other's clothes and cutie marks and got to second base. She felt up my hard muscles through my spandex before taking off my top. I groped her pony chest through her sports bra first. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then she put soda in her thing for lucubration and we HAD SEX. (AN: thsi is how poni do it, thx 2 nernym 4 sexs edcation)
"Oh Twilicorn, Twilicorn!" I screamed while getting an erection when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on her chest. It was a big gold medal with a heart and a name in it. On it was big olympic letters with the words…… Triplecorn!
I was angry.
"You bastard!" I said angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Twilicorn pleaded. But I did.
"I do, you bucking idiot!" I said angrily. "You probably gave my mom lesbianicorn Aids!"
I put on my cutie mark all angrily and stomped out. Twilicorn ran out even though she was naked. She was still really sexy with her pony breasts and stuff but I was too mad to care. I stomped downstairs until I was in the equestrian Games Commitee Meeting room where Triplecorn was choosing a game site with Princesscorn Celestia and some other ponies.
"MISS TRIPLECORN HARSHWHINNY, YOU MOTHERBUCKER!" I yelled.
"Um no that was Twilicorn" Trixie said.
"SHUT UP YOU'RE ADOPTED" the rest of the commitee said.