Pony/Human WW3

by Meh121


Ponyville

"Whoa what the hell is happening here!?" I asked. The city was in flames the sky was a blood red color dead corpses everywhere from both the Equestrian pony army and discords army civilians running out of the cross fire bullet holes through houses broken glass all over the clouds where black all over dust and ash all over. "I have no idea what happened here." Twilight said in shock. Suddenly a frag blew up about 20 yards in front of us and shadowy figures walked out.
"Ah the guest have arrived discord is expecting you." The shadow colored pony said laughing at all of us.
"Expecting us?" Spike asked hiding behind Rainbow.
"Well you can tell him we are here." Rainbow and I both told him.
"So you are Abbott and Dash Discord has spoken of your bravery." The shadow pony said with enjoyment.
"Yea we are you know who we are but who are you?" Twilight said speaking up loudly trying to hide her fear.
"Well we don't go by names we got by numbers I'm 1 that's 2 he is 3 she is 4 that's 5 and she is 6."
"Number what the hell why would you by number you know screw it I'm going to just kill you." I said.
"Why do you say the word hell and not hay after all your a alicorn you should know how to speak here."
"No I'm a human what are you talking about?"


"No he is right Tyler you are a alicorn I thought on the princesses could be alicorns but I guess I was wrong that or my books were wrong." Twilight said looking at me. "Well still I'm going to kill you guys after all this is war and plus you guys look like a joke for soldiers."
"Easy there kid we are part of Discords royal guard we have taken out hundreds of ponies we are off to let Discord know you're here let the fun begin and while you are here he said try to enjoy your stay here and consider yourselves lucky that we don't kill you right where you stand."
"Why you I outta kill you where you stand." Rainbow said with her eyes flaring up and looking ready to charge.
"7 take us back to discord 8 get over here and stop having to much fun against these weak excuses for ponies." A unicorn and a dragon stepped out. "Right hang on let me cast this spell and as for you ponies we'll be seeing each other sooner or later." And like that they were gone.


"What the hay was that about and Discord was expecting us how could we have known we just got here." Fluttershy said still looking shocked at what had just seen. "Did you notice something as well?" Twilight asked everypony.
"Yea there exact copies of us only dark but one problem there were no humans."
"Oh you're right there were none." Pinkie said looking at where the ponies used to be. "There were also no alicorns just a earth pony as number 1 the others represented you ponies."
"Maybe Discord thought you were gonna be a earth pony like Pinkie and I." Applejack said turning to me.
"Hm that would make sense because our horses and ponies look just like earth ponies so that would be the only thing I could think of."
"But how could he make clones of you as shadow ponies besides Rainbow without any DNA?" I asked.



"Perhaps the same thing he did with you he shaped them out of his chaos so I guess the real term could be Chaos Ponies." Twilight said to me.
"I guess that could happen at this rate anything could happen."
"I know what you mean." Spike said tugging at my hoof. "So let's go kill some Chaos Ponies."
"Right let's go I want to kill that one that looked like me her mane was just terrible." Rarity said.
"Why did he say some of the ponies were colts you're all mares besides spike?" I asked.
"I know why I read in a book it works like child birth anything can happen they can be mares or colts when making something out of pure chaos unlike cloning where it follows the same DNA."
"Um if you guys don't mind I'd like to see my house." Fluttershy said quietly.
"Yea I would like to see if my hidden dresses are still hidden." Rarity said.
"I need to just see mah family look now y'all fancy city talking ponies are getting me mixed up between my normal talking and yours see I did it again and again you know what ah think I'm gonna stop talking." Aj said frustrated.
"Well I'm gonna go check my house in Cloudsdale." Rainbow said.
"I'm going to check on the Cakes babies!" Pinkie said bouncing with joy. They all took off leaving Spike Twilight and I.


"Well now what?" Spike asked us two.
"I don't have a house here so I don't know ask Twilight."
"Well what are we going to do Twilight?" Spike asked her.
"Let's go to our house Tyler your welcome to come with us you know." Twilight said with a friendly smile.
"Sure why not." I tried to walk and almost fell down I looked and saw Twilight laugh. "Haha it's like a filly's first steps you're like a baby now." Twilight said laughing at me. I sat there and face hoofed and fell over. "It's not funny this is hard going from feet to hoofs." "Whoa what the hay I said that right didn't I it's hay not hell?"
"Yes and how are you all ready flying it's only been 10 minutes?!."
"I don't know I just wanted to get up and then I started flying maybe it's about your thoughts and body movement at the same time?"
"Maybe but Rainbow said it's all about movement but you are an alicorn but what about casting a spell you need to think in order to cast a spell."
"Let me try um how do you cast a spell?"
"Follow me back to the house I'll teach you some spells." We both walked back to her house after about five minutes of falling and stumbling I learned how to walk. "Hey! hey Twilight look I got the whole four legs thing down."
'It's about time."


As we kept on walking we noticed that only the out skirts of Ponyville had taken damage to the war. "Let me guess you tried to teleport to Ponyville but discord caught onto the spells from you and Rarity from the soldiers we killed they probably had radios and Discord heard and made us teleport to a nearby town to show us what would come to Ponyville and to display his power."
"Hmm I never thought about it like that but you're right that makes sense." Twilight told me with a shocking face.
"Now when he does not hear thing he can't control it you said right Twilight and Tyler?" Spike asked us.
"Yes spike you are right even though you repeated what we said but you are still right." Twilight said looking at her assistant. We finally reached Twilight's house after a good two miles or so of walking. "Why was I getting so many awkward stares I asked I mean everypony looked at me strange they never look at the princesses that way."
"Because they are royal and I mean you....you are just....."
"Just what!" I yelled at Twilight.
"They're royal and your not you are just a solider so it's strange to see a normal class alicorn so they were good stares not bad ones."
"Oh I'm sorry for snapping on you it's just the stress from this whole war and with everything that has happened to me and now look I'm some pony that should be royal even though I'm a commoner ah man I'm freaking out!"
"Calm down Tyler you're starting to scare me here." Twilight said to me with a nervous look.
"Sorry ok let's see if I can fly and cast a spell bring out those books."

Twilight brought out a lot of books and slammed them on the table in front of Tyler. "Hang on I need to grab a few more."
"More you all ready brought 14!"
"Trust me she is going to work you to death now that she can teach magic to somepony else." Spike said to me with a wink.
"Great this is going to be fun." I said rolling me eyes Spike just laughed.
"Hang on here is the last 20 books and what's so funny?" Twilight asked slamming the books on the table in front of the two. "Nothing we were just talking about guy stuff heh something you would not know." I told her trying to save Spike.
"Right ok you need to learn all of these or most of them not every spell but the ones you want to choose." Twilight said with a smile and sat down.
"You're screwed well good luck but I think I'm going to go see Rarity so um yea bye." Spike said as he darted out of the door.
"What was that about?" Twilight asked.
"I have no idea but yea I think Rarity said she needs my help with something too." I ran out towards the door Spike had left wide open for me but it failed horribly suddenly I was lifted up in the air and put back in the chair. "Sorry but you are not going anywhere you need to learn these if you are going to survive as a alicorn here." Twilight said concentrating.

I thought about going up on top of her roof some how by teleporting up there. I opened my eyes and I was at the top of Twilight's house. "Whoa what the hay" I shouted. I thought about going back to the house where Twilight was and I was back there. "H....ho...how are all ready doing a spell you've never even read any of them?" Twilight asked in shock.
"The spells they just come naturally like the flying thing did."
"I still don't get it how on Equestria did you learn so fast you've only been a alicorn for two hours....wait that's it an alicorn I heard they are born with some spells all ready learned maybe that's how." Twilight told me still in shock.
"That would make........." I was interrupted by Spike rushing back through the door. "There are 20 shadow ponies on there way to destroy Ponyville so that you guys can fight some of Discords finest to prove if you are weak or strong enough to survive."
"We need to get the others quick." Twilight said as she started to open the door.

"Wait I have a idea give me a second." I told the two as I started to cast a spell. "What are you doing?" Twilight asked.
"Teleporting us to the front of you're house with our gear and bringing the others to us." I told Twilight looking at her with one eye open.
"That's impossible the only pony to do it was Starswirl The Bearded not even the princesses can do it they have failed over a hundred times what makes you think you can do it."
"They weren't born knowing these types of spell now where they?" I told her making her feel a little stupid.
"Well you know what.... she was interrupted as we were brought to the front of her house joined by the others.
"How did we get here?" Everypony besides Twilight asked.
"It had to have been Twilight learning a new spell. Fluttershy said in a bit louder tone then usual.
"No it was me" I said blushing.
"No way you have only been here for two hours how do you know how to cast some of the hardest spells?" Rarity asked.
"They just came like memories but enough about me right now we have 20 shadow ponies on there way here and who knows if Discord is sending in other Russian ,Korean,and Chinese soldiers."

"What I don't see any." Rainbow said flying up."
"Look over there." I pointed in to the southern end of Ponyville.
"I still can't see anything." Rainbow said. I flew up to her and cocked her head towards the southern end. "That might be a problem" she said when she saw the ponies.
"Ok now look here we might be out numbered but this is nothing compared to what we fought on Earth." I said to all the ponies giving them a pep talk. "So let's get out there and show Discord we are not weak and we will destroy everything that he sends our way." I said. "Split up in groups of two." I told all of them.
Rarity and Fluttershy paired up.
Applejack and Rainbow paired up.
Twilight and Pinkie paired up.
That left me and Spike to pair up.
"Walkie if anything get's to risky and you need backup remember stay frosty and stay alive." I told everypony.

We all split up into different sections of the town parts of the city were all ready on fire those who refused to come with some of the shadow ponies we shot on the spot those who ran away grabbed guns and help up a perimeter and sent of the siren to war everypony in the town. "I'm Doctor Whooves with a W and who are you I've seen the dragon and your friends but this um what do you call them alicorn oh yes."
'I'm Abbott I'm new around these parts in fact to the whole pony thing how the hell do I told things with these hooves?"
"Are you perhaps human so far you are the only one to say hell in this entire town besides me."
"Yes yes I am are you?" I asked the doctor
"Yes look at my wepon it's a human wepon is it not."
"Yes it is but how where you brought here you know what never mind enough with the questions we have grounds to clear." The sky here was starting to turn a reddish color with black clouds from the ash like the other town.


"Fluttershy would you be a dear and shoot these guys faster." Rarity said to Fluttershy.
"Would you calm the buck down sometimes you just make me go crazy." Fluttershy said with a little bit of rage in her voice. The shadow ponies were extremely hard to kill compared to the others they had to kill before. "Incoming!" Rarity shouted as a shadow pony pointed an rpg at the two. "Get down." Fluttershy said yanking down Rarity as a nearby building exploded making chunks of sharp wood fell cutting in parts of their flesh. "You ok Rarity?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yes dear I'm fine just cut up." Rarity said. When the Two looked up they saw shadow ponies surrounding them.
"Get up you fools if you want to live that is?" The shadow ponies with the cutie mark of a numbers 25-30 said to them.
They both got up and walked with them and soon were joined by Twilight,Spike,Rainbow,Fluttershy,and Applejack.
"You guys to as well huh." Aj said.
"Yea but where is Abbott?" Fluttershy asked.
"Give him a second he and a few friends are on the way." Spike said with a smile.
"Shut up back there." The Shadow pony labeled numbered 9 said to them.

"You guys kill any?" Twilight asked.
"Only some named 15-19." Spike said. "The other one stunned me and shot knocked out Abbott while he was in a fight with another pony after he got a hold on how to use his hooves weakest thing I ever seen hitting some one from behind."
A few friends and I were climbing on a rooftop ready to snipe some shadow Ponies. "Smoke take the shot now hit number 9 I found out the number determines how strong and hard they are to kill."
"Gotcha boss taking the shot." Smoke said. Blue Falcon,Tar Head,Red Eagle,and I all rushed in as soon as 9 was dead. "Derpy now attack them from behind." I yelled for her.
"Ok boss." Derpy said as she shot a pony numbered 14 and shot it in the back of the head watching the body fall the other shadow ponies came from behind.

"Wonder Bolts and Luna attack now go!" I shouted suddenly 10 shadow ponies dropped down from getting tackled and suddenly all of the shadow ponies necks were slit open a large pool of blood spilled out all over the ground a few inches in depth. "Only 4 left I want my revenge on 20 I shouted. I pulled out my knife and look but they were all ready dead* by whom?* I thought. *They were weak but your strong* a whisper happened in voice. *I'm not crazy* I thought.
"Abbott what spell did you cast to kill them." Rainbow asked.
"I have no idea I just thought of my knife and throwing it at the pony."
"Look they all have knifes in them." Luna said.
"Whoa that is impressive." Twilight said.
"So I guess me and my sister are not the only alicorns in Equestria but your amount of power it's amazing but scary and dangerous." Luna said looking me over.

Luna told all of us to go to Canterlot so I practiced using my magic teleporting all of us at Celestia's throne.
"Greetings subjects and my most faithful student and oh my in my name is that another alicorn." Celestia said in shock looking at me. "Another alicorn but how?" Celestia asked.
"That's not all he knows more spells then both of us a d he has only been a alicorn for 5 hours." Twilight told her.
"Been?" Celestia asked.
"He is a human." Rainbow blurted out loud.
"Wait I remember now you are the human I brought back to life."
"Yes I never got the chance to thank you for it either." I told the sun princess.
"It was no trouble at all really."
"Right now sister with the alicorn thing why do you think this is but he has no cutie mark."
"Hm I have no idea about the cutie mark but maybe his talents are what made him crossover into a alicorn that is the only thing that makes since but the only different is he can die unlike us."

"Your highness we have some of discords ponies attacking the castle." A guard said.
"Right we must defend the castle Canterlot attack."
"Ok everypony we need to defend the castle lay down a perimeter I need anypony that can cast magic to follow me out to the front of the castle." "Pegasus ponies fly up to the top of the roof and provide sniper cover." "Earth ponies grab your machine guns and prepare to shoot at any shadow ponies." I commanded everypony nearby. "Spread the command to anypony you see." Celestia said. All of us ponies ran out towards our spots.
"What do we magical ponies need to do" both princesses asked. "Well we do what is best cast spells to kill we have spells to slow them so the other can gun them down." I told them.
"Burn them as well and use the earthquake spell you mastered as well that will help out in the slaughter of these fools."
"The rest with guns shoot em up." I told everypony.

"Here they come sir." A earth pony guard said.
"Ready.....start casting now.." I yelled. The shadow ponies rushed towards our castle part of the bottom grounds were on fire. The shadow ponies came in hundreds but we held our ground strong. Ponies on both sides dieing and injured the castle walls falling apart. "Don't fallback don't show fear and your soul will shine brighter then 1000 suns and the enemy will falter in site of you." The battle had been aging on for 3 hours no side letting back. I know what I need to do now. "Some one throw me a gun." I said.
"What on Equestria are you doing use your magic." Twilight said to me.
"I'm an American solider I'm trained to use a gun and my equipment so some one throw me a damn rifle or throw me mine!."
"Some one give this pony a rifle." Luna said. Still no rifle.
"You know what I have a better idea." I used my magic to create a gun that shot out bullets that could go through enemies in rows of of 5 before losing it's speed and thrust.

"What the.... I can't even do that I can only make a sword." Twilight and the two princesses said.
"All right let's do this LEEEROOOYYYY JENKINS." I shouted and rushed into combat pulling the trigger watching bodies fall all around me. "Let's make this fare for all of us." I said talking to the shadow ponies. Watching as other shadow ponies fall down like punching bags bouncing up a bit. I concentrated on a spell I had an idea about. *5 more seconds* I thought. It worked I turned back into a human. "WHAT!"everypony yelled even the shadow ponies.
"Let's make this fare like I said normal knife normal gun normal me!" I shouted. Suddenly the shadow ponies had lost all common sense and were still amazed at what happened.
"Time to die" I said as I pulled out a shotgun and aimed it at a shadow pony named 55. I pulled the trigger at close to about 5 feet it splattered onto hundreds of ponies with small shatters of bullets and glass. Blood spilled all over into my face and body.

"Kill him now before he kills us!" one of the lutenists shouted.
"Canterlot castle attack." Celestia said. All that was heard was gun fire and knives and swords clattering ponies dropping everywhere. Suddenly I saw the 8 ponies of discords guard.
"Attack you fools" Number one said.
"Girls and Spike get over here now we have some unfinished business to finish.
"Like I said we'll fight when the time is right be lucky we don't kill you now." One said
"Why don't you fight us." I asked
"The time is still not yet for now I will have these fools kill your kingdom and send your bodies to us personally." Number one said.
"Why are you so cocky that they will succeed your numbers are dieing out.?" Rainbow asked.
"Because there is so no way you beat us and I will enjoy watching you fail the world knowing you were no match for our armies."

Then like that the elite 8 were gone like that. "Finish off these dogs" I yelled out.
"Everypony take cover I'm gonna sonic rain bomb their asses now that there only a hundred or so left." Rainbow yelled out. We all took cover underneath something and Rainbow bombed their asses and all that was left was ashes from those of the dead which drifted into the sky with the wind making the sky black.

"Rise brothers and sisters today is a battle of greatness yet also a battle of lost ones loved ones together we have fought to bring another day for all of us let us not forget those who have died for this war for us from this day forward this is a turning point and which we will avenge the fallen and bring back peace to all of this." I told everypony.
"Now what sir?" Spike asked me.
"Now we are on our way to Discord to end this!" I told him throwing the shotgun over my shoulder.
"Then what?" He asked.
"Then we can go home and relax."
"No what are you going to do stay here or go back to earth?" Spike asked looking up at me.
"I have idea kid." I told him. As we walked back to Twilight's house we talked about today.
"Well now that was unexpected for a day." Rainbow said.
"Yes it was even for me." Pinkie said.
"I'm just glad it's over." Rarity said.


"No it's not." Twilight said as she pointed to Ponyville still under attack.
"Well what are we waiting for we signed up for this." I told them.
"Charge." Spike yelled as we rushed into the city. Firing our guns at enemies everywhere hitting buildings and enemies.
"Never get's old" I told everypony. Suddenly a fallen enemy chariot slammed into the house in front of us.
"Shit is everyone ok?" Aj asked.
"Yes just some scratches and burns." Everypony said.
"Well I think most of them are dead after that." Twilight said.
"It's hard to tell through all this smoke." Rarity said brushing herself off and coughing.
"I know what will do the trick." I said as I turned back into a alicorn.
"Some winds to clear the smoke." I said casting a large gust of wind spell to see that all of the enemy was dead.
"Hm I guess we missed some good thing we came back." I said walking through some of the burnt remains of Ponyville all of us with a shadow being casted as we walked in a line towards where ever fate takes us.